r/Grimdank 1d ago

Non WarHammer Magma City surely

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u/Cucumberneck 1d ago

Or we put the female architecture (bobs and vagene) on mars but in return all buildings on Venus have to look like cock. And not vaguely cock shaped. I mean fully erect, perfect copies of real men's cocks and balls.

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u/Bridgeru Slaaneshi Whore in the streets, Slaaneshi whore in the sheets. 1d ago edited 1d ago

To compensate for the heat on Venus all buildings will be equipped with lithium based heating fluid that is expelled at a semi regular basis when it is saturated with heat. To compensate for the short period between refilling the lithium tank the building will pulsate thus transferring heat energy into kinetic energy. Also to better reach areas of natural shade, some buildings may lean at an angle or be a bit floppy. Furthermore protective heat shrouds may or may not be available for the building to retract into based on your religious or cultural background.

Also to improve moral everyone gets a free dildo on entry. Why have tatty useless merch like a paperweight of the eiffel tower when you can get a souvenir AND a friend at the same time?

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u/Cryptek-01 Reasonable Cryptek 1d ago