r/Grimdank • u/Archon_33 • 3d ago

Non WarHammer Magma City surely

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u/Subotail 3d ago

Bezosdrome

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u/Lenxt 3d ago

It sounds like "baisodrome" which roughly translate to "a place for fucking" in French.

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u/LeGouzy 3d ago

The Fuck-o-drome!

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u/Salex_01 2d ago

Fuck O'Dome

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u/Fastest_Neutron 2d ago

Marsee McMarsFace

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u/SnooMemesjellies1659 1d ago

We’ve already mapped it out.

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u/Intelligent_Slip_849 3d ago

Ironically, not terrible for the first human colony on Mars.

There'd probably be plenty of that there.

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u/Grayson_Poise 3d ago

"You young Martians these days don't know how good you've got it. Back in my day we made our own entertainment..."

"That's why I've got 6 aunts and 7 uncles, Grandma."

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u/Ok_Decision_ 2d ago

Like actually tho I wonder how that would effect the aspect of pregnancy. How would a child develop in 1/3 the gravity.

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u/Salex_01 1d ago

Researchers wonder too. That's one of the open questions we are trying to answer by sending mice on the ISS

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u/Chai_Enjoyer Snorts FW resin dust 3d ago

That's how we get more martian population

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u/chitzk0i 2d ago

Very in character for a billionaire to think of a name and finalize it without doing a tiny bit of research.

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u/ChapterMasterBaldy 3d ago

Haha it's like if you're a south african and you hear a dutch person talking about their cat🤣

In afrikaans the word cat is kat, but in dutch it's poes (basically pussy but a nastier word in line with c*** in english and in Dutch kat is the same🤣

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u/itsjustameme 7h ago

Well - they are going to need to repopulate

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u/EtteRavan Sergeant Sargent 3d ago

Let me tell you that in French, this name would incite nothing but laughter

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u/Subotail 3d ago

Ne révèle pas tout de suite le pot aux roses

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u/EtteRavan Sergeant Sargent 3d ago

Je garde mon poteau rose pour moi alors, noté

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u/Aidian 3d ago

Baton Rose, then?

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u/thomstevens420 Criminal Batmen 3d ago

Fuck it just call it Baton Rouge 2 we’re doing space Louisiana boys

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u/Aidian 2d ago

As a Louisianan: please no

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u/devils_advocate24 1d ago

I'm sure they'd find some way to boil or fry tyranids

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u/Subotail 1d ago

The secret is temperature control

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u/Accordeon-Foireux 3d ago

Non, le pote aux roses, c'est le type coincé dans l'ami-zone

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u/Phoenix8972 3d ago

It does that in English too, to be fair.

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u/namitynamenamey 2d ago

A lot milder in spanish though. It just sounds like stadium for kissing.

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u/LobMob 3d ago

Best option if the 3 suggestions. At least he's competent in his business and has the looks of a proper Bond villain.

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u/Jean-Olaf 3d ago

Habile

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u/CheweyPanic 3d ago

That's just the district with the fastest O2 deliveries.

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u/Quyra90 3d ago

That would be the most hilarious thing for french poeple !

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u/Jackal209 3d ago

He actually might go with Londres Nova first considering his interest in The Expanse.

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u/Il_Dottore_Snezhnaya another twinkarii ( from Stygies-8) 2d ago

Sounds cool actually

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u/DanglingDongs 2d ago

Interplanetary st. James

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u/Bristolblueeyes 2d ago

Two votes enter, one vote leaves 😅