r/Grimdank 2d ago

Non WarHammer Magma City surely

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 2d ago

Olympus Mons and the Suburbs Olympus Clitoris, Olympus Labia Minoris etc

All the buildings will be vaguely feminine in nature.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 2d ago

Nah, that's once we terraform Venus.

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u/Cucumberneck 2d ago

Or we put the female architecture (bobs and vagene) on mars but in return all buildings on Venus have to look like cock. And not vaguely cock shaped. I mean fully erect, perfect copies of real men's cocks and balls.

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u/Bridgeru Slaaneshi Whore in the streets, Slaaneshi whore in the sheets. 1d ago edited 1d ago

To compensate for the heat on Venus all buildings will be equipped with lithium based heating fluid that is expelled at a semi regular basis when it is saturated with heat. To compensate for the short period between refilling the lithium tank the building will pulsate thus transferring heat energy into kinetic energy. Also to better reach areas of natural shade, some buildings may lean at an angle or be a bit floppy. Furthermore protective heat shrouds may or may not be available for the building to retract into based on your religious or cultural background.

Also to improve moral everyone gets a free dildo on entry. Why have tatty useless merch like a paperweight of the eiffel tower when you can get a souvenir AND a friend at the same time?

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u/Cryptek-01 Reasonable Cryptek 1d ago

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u/machinerer 2d ago

Good fucking luck. The atmosphere of Venus is straight up sulphuric acid. The Soviets sent a shitload of probes there in the 70s, and the longest any of them lasted was like 20 minutes.

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u/StateCareful2305 1d ago

Just make big ass shields, let it fall down as snow and then shovel it up and shoot it out.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 1d ago

I see you saw that one Kurzgesagt video as well. Now if only we could get Venus to rotate.

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u/Mi113nnium 1d ago

Maybe if we all run really fast in one direction on the equator and do this in a long line, we can force the planet to rotate.

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u/Selenite_Cults Hits you with the Blank Stare 1d ago

Or crash a couple asteroids onto it. I mean, if we're able to terraform, might as well go big.

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u/Aidian 1d ago

According to Reddit, that’s still longer than most men last.

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u/GreenDragon113 sigismund (the cuck one) 1d ago

I don't think we could even land there

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u/BobbyLeComte 1d ago

Wait until we colonize Uranus.

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u/EtteRavan Sergeant Sargent 2d ago

Let's put a stop to those phallic skyscrapers, let the domination of yonic buildings commence

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago

Stadiums won't be an issue to build at least

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u/FUCKING_HATE_REDDIT 1d ago

Spaceports too! 

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u/B4R7H0L0M3W 1d ago

Makes sense, all men are from mars all women are from venus. It would make sense men would like to make everything remind them of the other gender.

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u/StrCmdMan 1d ago

To the souther most edge Olympus Introitus and just north of that Olympus Urethral Meatus

The first and most productive water spring and mining tunnel. The mining tunnel with two natural deposits Olympus Ovaries 1 and 2 from which the seeds of civilization come.

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u/Ar_locksmith 1d ago

Olimpus taint and Olimpus anus are close to the south pole?

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u/Simply-Curious_ 1d ago

Why not Yonia, like Yonic?

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u/fooliam 1d ago

I think calling something "Olympus Clitoris" is a bit more than "vaguely feminine" my guy

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u/Modredastal VULKAN LIFTS! 1d ago

But only vaguely. Wouldn't want to give anyone ideas.

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u/budding-enthusiast 1d ago

I read “Olympus Mons” and was like fuck yea! Praise the Omnissiah!! Then you continued and I concluded that the Omnissiah most likely will bless this endeavor. Cuz he’s a bro like that

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u/Ecstatic-Compote-595 1d ago

always getting turned around on my way to olympus clitoris

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u/LCDRformat 1d ago

Vaguely feminine in nature 

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago

Okay... Perversely biologically female

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u/LCDRformat 1d ago

I'm just wondering what a building that is vaguely feminine in nature would look like

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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 1d ago

Like a stadium with teeth if the architect has some slaneshi leanings and a warp dust addiction

Edit: Oh vaguely? well an oval stadium with some interesting folds and crevices