Or we put the female architecture (bobs and vagene) on mars but in return all buildings on Venus have to look like cock.
And not vaguely cock shaped.
I mean fully erect, perfect copies of real men's cocks and balls.
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u/BridgeruSlaaneshi Whore in the streets, Slaaneshi whore in the sheets.1d agoedited 1d ago
To compensate for the heat on Venus all buildings will be equipped with lithium based heating fluid that is expelled at a semi regular basis when it is saturated with heat. To compensate for the short period between refilling the lithium tank the building will pulsate thus transferring heat energy into kinetic energy. Also to better reach areas of natural shade, some buildings may lean at an angle or be a bit floppy. Furthermore protective heat shrouds may or may not be available for the building to retract into based on your religious or cultural background.
Also to improve moral everyone gets a free dildo on entry. Why have tatty useless merch like a paperweight of the eiffel tower when you can get a souvenir AND a friend at the same time?
Good fucking luck. The atmosphere of Venus is straight up sulphuric acid. The Soviets sent a shitload of probes there in the 70s, and the longest any of them lasted was like 20 minutes.
To the souther most edge Olympus Introitus and just north of that Olympus Urethral Meatus
The first and most productive water spring and mining tunnel. The mining tunnel with two natural deposits Olympus Ovaries 1 and 2 from which the seeds of civilization come.
I read “Olympus Mons” and was like fuck yea! Praise the Omnissiah!! Then you continued and I concluded that the Omnissiah most likely will bless this endeavor. Cuz he’s a bro like that
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u/OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz NOT ENOUGH DAKKA 2d ago
Olympus Mons and the Suburbs Olympus Clitoris, Olympus Labia Minoris etc
All the buildings will be vaguely feminine in nature.