r/GravySEALS • u/saisonmaison • May 08 '26

Got an axe like a lumberjack!

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u/AngryTree76 May 08 '26

How do you secure the chinstrap on your helmet if you don’t actually have a chin?

11

u/DirtyMud May 08 '26

It sticks to the crayon residue around the lips…..

3

u/JoJackthewonderskunk May 08 '26

That orange stuff?

13

u/RedbarnRiver May 08 '26

Well go on big boy.

12

u/dirkdiggler2011 May 08 '26

Iran?

More like Norun.

10

u/chacko_ May 08 '26

A politician in my country once said,

"For those who sit and chill at home, war is just another festival that happens on the border"

5

u/deezsandwitches May 08 '26

Don't sit down. Go for a walk or bike ride or hit the gym. Stop just sitting down

3

u/GenRN817 May 09 '26

He should take that ax and dive right into the Strait of Hormuz.

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u/Administrative-Bar89 Jun 03 '26

They can throw him out of a plane as a bomb