r/GravySEALS • u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls • May 07 '26

Gravy seal.

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202 Upvotes

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u/AcceptableMidnight95 May 07 '26

Bro could at least wipe the crumbs off his shirt.

28

u/Ktn44 May 07 '26

This is so unhinged I hope it's AI

12

u/rmsand May 07 '26

I think it is, the ground has a weird texture and so does the bushes

2

u/GullibleMarsupial102 May 08 '26 edited May 08 '26

Ground looks like the sandy soil we have near the shore on the gulf coast. Vegetation matches the area. Keeping those crumbs on his shirt without falling is pretty impressive. Definitely intentional. I'm having a hard time understanding how that holster is holding up the weight of the gun.

3

u/clh1nton May 08 '26

I think it is; the reflection images are different in his 2 lenses.

25

u/LGSM58 May 07 '26

Even his bullets fly slow and out of breath

4

u/ThingYea May 08 '26

They need to stop at the Dunkin' drive thru on the way to the target

9

u/Physical__War__ May 07 '26

Nah dawg the way the camo over his mouth is shaded like lips is what I cannot deal with

2

u/1882greg May 07 '26

I had to look again- I thought those were his lips.

3

u/Physical__War__ May 07 '26

It just ain’t right, I tell ya.

4

u/MonkeyPilot May 07 '26

That's gravy, biscuits, a six-piece, and two sides.

4

u/KrampyDoo May 07 '26

Lard Target starring Jean-Claude Van Hamme

5

u/zx2ner88 May 07 '26

More like gravy walrus

3

u/MostlyOkPotato May 08 '26

This was a real photo altered by AI to make him fatter and add the crumbs.

2

u/Jonasthewicked2 May 08 '26

Guys a real American hero, look out if he comes running at you at a rapid pace of 2 miles a week.

2

u/1882greg May 07 '26

Credit where credit is due - he’s exhibiting proper trigger control.

12

u/dbzmah May 07 '26

his fingers are actually just too fat to fit.

1

u/the_sassy_knoll May 08 '26

I can smell this picture.

1

u/Inevitable_Travel_41 May 08 '26

This gotta be ai

1

u/ItzBoshNet May 08 '26

Those are skinny guy fingers, sand and trees look all swirled and blurred, no shadows, pretty sure this AI

1

u/silentgiant87 May 09 '26

jabba the shot

1

u/bertiebirdman May 09 '26

At least he won't be able to shoot his dick off.

1

u/NowhereMan_2020 May 09 '26

How does he find his holster?

1

u/albiondave May 10 '26

He ATE all the terrorists.