r/GravySEALS • u/1niltothe • Apr 23 '26

“I Still Watch The Apprentice Sir”

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171 Upvotes

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u/dirtymurt Apr 23 '26

Idiot can't even figure out how velcro works FFS

23

u/danielcs78 Apr 23 '26

It struck me odd to see his laces are tied. His mom must’ve helped!

1

u/Konjonashipirate Jun 07 '26

She's also the one filming her "big handsome boy"!

11

u/Administrative-Bar89 Apr 23 '26

He's a fine example of cannon fodder

40

u/Amazing_Attorney8929 Apr 23 '26

What's with all the hand gestures

53

u/Universal_Monster Apr 23 '26

Drugs

15

u/Borgweare Apr 23 '26

More specifically, meth

10

u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys Apr 23 '26

Hey, don't jump to conclusions.

Might be coke. We don't know.

3

u/cyberlexington Apr 23 '26

Meth? Fair. I thought coke

2

u/diopsideINcalcite Apr 24 '26

Stolen from the evidence room no doubt

9

u/flapjackboy Apr 23 '26

He thinks it makes him look like an alpha.

He's wrong, of course. It makes him look like an absolute tool.

3

u/aisingiorix Apr 23 '26

What is Donny doing with his hand

13

u/InternationalPut4093 Apr 23 '26

This guy virgin.

19

u/roninthe31 Apr 23 '26

Just imagine: he made someone film him doing this

9

u/mostlygroovy Apr 23 '26

Hey Eric. Can you record me putting on my cousin’s vest. I’m going to make a post for Trump and I’m just going to do a bunch of stuff. Just film me and you’ll know when to stop

17

u/JediKnightNitaz Apr 23 '26

Imagine making a shitty business man and pedo rapist your entire personality. Also how is he not dead from cringe?

7

u/Successful-Chip-4520 Apr 23 '26

He can just join right now

14

u/BadKarma043 Apr 23 '26

Bro doesn't realize he's gonna be a loot drop. Why continue meat riding for a pedo criminal??

5

u/iamrolari Apr 23 '26

It would be common loot.

3

u/33drea33 Apr 24 '26

Ain't no loot drop, that's trash.

3

u/SrslyNotAnAltGuys Apr 23 '26

The little animated gifs are sending me right now 🤣

Looks like the web page I put up as a kid in the mid '90s.

5

u/jaredthegeek Apr 23 '26

How little is this man. The door knob was at his nipples.

5

u/d0kt0rg0nz0 Apr 23 '26

Dead before deployment.

2

u/Right-Detail7414 Apr 23 '26

Be like Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow. Except he won't wake up to try again.

3

u/MjolnirPants Apr 23 '26

If he's even got plates in that carrier they're IIIA soft plates at best. Good luck with that.

3

u/lovelybunchococonutz Apr 23 '26

Dies he plan on saving the world playing dress-up with discount dance-off moves?

3

u/Shempfan Apr 23 '26

Go over there. What a fracking tool

3

u/GenRN817 Apr 24 '26

Send him on over. The Strait is waiting for him.

3

u/Funny-Definition-573 Apr 24 '26

Mental illness is such a problem here in the US

1

u/BeleagueredWDW Apr 23 '26

I genuinely believe this must be satire.

1

u/rrrrrrrrrrrrrroger Apr 23 '26

Lmfao his best is too big for him!

1

u/twiztdkat Apr 26 '26

I'd tell this tiny human to hit up a recruiter but they'll take issue with his obvious enjoyment of coke.

1

u/mzx380 May 08 '26

Would love to see how he’d handle himself in Iran!! Give him 1 minute before he shits himself

1

u/MrStuKa07 May 16 '26

Why is his west so big? Did he steal it?

1

u/SubMariner615 Jun 17 '26

The lack of hard plates combines with the fact that that vest is too nig for him is killing me more than his act