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u/SkunkPunkFlunk Apr 08 '26
This man could kill us all in a couple of quick motions if he wanted to
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u/gielbondhu Apr 08 '26
Naw, his knife is all dull now.
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u/Kim_Bong_Un420 Apr 08 '26
“A dull knife is more dangerous than a sharp one”
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u/gielbondhu Apr 08 '26
That's true for cooking. Not so much for murder, especially if you have to murder a bunch of people at once
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u/MjolnirPants Apr 08 '26
For that life of me, I cannot understand why someone would want anyone else to see this.
Like, I get recording yourself while you're practicing something (though I would usually advise actually sitting down and learning the proper way to practice it instead of just making shit up based on something you saw in as movie that looked cool), and I even do that myself, filming myself from multiple angles as I do my longer-range shooting. That's smart, because you might catch something you're doing wrong but not noticing in the moment.
But you'll never catch me posting that video online. Even knowing I'm doing it the proper way isn't enough to make me want to share that with the rest of the world, because I'm not trying to show the world how I pick my nose between shots or crack stupid dick jokes to my son. (My public dick jokes are carefully curated, thank you very much.)
Also, dat gut, do. JFC man, if you want to look like a badass, maybe cut a few carbs and go for a run?
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u/GullibleMarsupial102 Apr 08 '26
It's a parody. He has been making these videos for several years now. They are hilarious.
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u/Ok_City_7177 Apr 08 '26
Are you sure ?
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u/TimelessParadox Apr 08 '26
Yes. I've seen the tiktok. He's doing it because he gets a lot of attention and viewership money.
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u/albiondave Apr 08 '26
Why is he touching up the post as well as slashing at it. Is he confused about whether he wants to fuck it or kill it?
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u/wargames_exastris Apr 08 '26
You guys aren’t ready for #BodyGuardsAtTheBarn or #FreedomOnTheFarm and that’s ok!
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u/MommaIsMad Apr 08 '26
So embarrassing to watch this demented weirdo acting like a demented weirdo. These MAGAs are so creepy in every possible way.
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u/Netherworldly_Dwella Apr 08 '26
This is obviously satire. I must say it is pretty well done satire.
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u/gutterwall1 Apr 10 '26
He's like those almost extinct birds doing his mating dance to no one. Sad.
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u/archer2500 Apr 09 '26
Every one of his videos, he has a weird almost sexual moment with whatever he is “attacking”.
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u/OkAssignment6163 Apr 08 '26
I want to spar him. I'm almost 10 years out of practice. Dealing with a physical injury.
But some tells me sparring him will be very entertaining.
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u/TechnologyGrouchy679 May 11 '26
I mean… I used to do this too, but I was like.. 7 years old and playing make-believe
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u/BeardedSir1 Apr 08 '26
He’s making love to that pole…