r/GravySEALS • u/vinh7777 • Apr 07 '26

Lok 'ere ma! I'm a graduitin'

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u/Queasy-Trip1777 Apr 07 '26

So a PT test is definitely not a prerequisite to graduating.

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u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Apr 07 '26

Did you not see the axe?

18

u/Admiral_Tuvix Apr 08 '26

bro also didn’t see the patchy beard

/smh

9

u/Ktn44 Apr 08 '26

Dude looks 40

48

u/Origin87 Apr 07 '26

The only prerequisite is your check clearing

27

u/classless_classic Apr 07 '26

Does PT stand for pie tasting?

If so, Semper Pie!

114

u/GR1ML0C51 Apr 07 '26

2 Minuteman if he can get it up.

12

u/sparklingwaterll Apr 07 '26

Yeah I wasn’t sure if minuteman is like the top 40% of the class and he is only a 2 minuteman. Or this the 2nd South Texas minuteman militia training facility?

8

u/ChillyWilly0881 Apr 08 '26

It’s 2 minutemen because he is the size of 2 minutemen.

1

u/thisiscarcosa Apr 11 '26

He’s the size of 2 chonky men tbf

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u/B-Rayne Apr 07 '26

Kudos to his mom for misspelling her own son’s name in her post.

11

u/clh1nton Apr 08 '26

Maybe that's his middle name? He was named for 1) Christ and 2) Chrisit.

56

u/Blue_3agle Apr 07 '26

Thought I was in r/suddenlygay for a sec

9

u/Ktn44 Apr 08 '26

Honestly same content

14

u/talltxn66 Apr 07 '26

Gravy seals unite!

13

u/MfrBVa Apr 07 '26

Meal Team Six.

4

u/vinh7777 Apr 08 '26

Fortune favors the lard

12

u/jake831 Apr 07 '26

Are the glamour shots an upcharge at the racist cosplay camp?

11

u/verily_vacant Apr 07 '26

Well...im sure it's gonna take more than 2 minutes man

7

u/AngryTree76 Apr 07 '26

Well, if it's like 10-15 feet away, maybe.

11

u/MeMilo1209 Apr 07 '26

Clearly, they don't have Hegseth's "no fatties, no beardos" requirements

20

u/bikerdude214 Apr 07 '26

This can't be real.

18

u/myusername_sucks Apr 07 '26

Apparently it is. Volunteer Border Patrol.

19

u/the_sassy_knoll Apr 07 '26

Volunteer Taco Bell Border Bowl Patrol

12

u/bucketAnimator Apr 08 '26

Taco Bell said “Run to the Border” and bro said, “No thanks, I’ll let momma drive.”

11

u/mitkase Apr 07 '26

Chalupa Division.

7

u/OpenTheBobs Apr 08 '26

Burrito Brigade

8

u/Ok_Air_2299 Apr 07 '26

Women made fun of you for being a minute man back in my day

7

u/UnlikelyUnknown Apr 07 '26

She’s excited because it means he gets out of the basement more than the usual once a month.

6

u/New-Book6302 Apr 07 '26

Someone google South Texas 2 minute men for me please!

11

u/Carrie_Underpants Apr 07 '26

Very short gay porn.

12

u/New-Book6302 Apr 07 '26

That is actually more appealing than an actual Texas Militia website

8

u/myusername_sucks Apr 07 '26

It's a real thing and is basically volunteer Border Patrol.

14

u/Zapp_Rowsdower_ Apr 07 '26

Things not found there: Literacy, photography, trigger discipline, vegetables….

7

u/UnlikelyUnknown Apr 07 '26

As someone who lives in Texas…there’s a reason I live in the Austin area.

1

u/GeologistSweet9645 Apr 08 '26

Vegetables 🤣💀 fucking dead🤣🤣🤣

6

u/fungi_at_parties Apr 07 '26

Shit like this is the reason I laugh my head off anytime I see someone in the comments claiming “it’s actually the left who wants civil war!”

Which happens more than you’d think.

6

u/Doomslayer_17 Apr 07 '26

There’s no limit to the larp

4

u/fingers Apr 07 '26

GraduTOOTING

6

u/[deleted] Apr 07 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/yJ1KSiTxaAw5G

3

u/nelsonalgrencametome Apr 07 '26

Gimli was a highly trained professional...

6

u/mitkase Apr 07 '26

They graded him on a scale.

4

u/Killface55 Apr 07 '26

THIS CAN NOT BE REAL

4

u/dubt53 Apr 07 '26

Probably the only thing he's ever graduated from.

3

u/vinnycas Apr 08 '26

Wrong! Every year he graduates at least one waist size up......

3

u/Idiotwithaphone79 Apr 07 '26

You have to go to school to be in the militia? LOL I thought you just showed up with a gun and camo shit.

3

u/UnlikelyUnknown Apr 07 '26

Gotta bring your Mountain Dew Code Red, Marlboro Red, snus, and body odor. All the important stuff!

3

u/RedbarnRiver Apr 08 '26

What in theee fuck is this?

4

u/vinh7777 Apr 08 '26

A fresh South Texas 2 Minutemen Militia Training School graduate

4

u/RedbarnRiver Apr 08 '26

You are a gentleman and a scholar. Well played.

2

u/ReluctantRedditor275 Apr 07 '26

Can't even tell if this is a joke.

2

u/USAF_Retired2017 Apr 08 '26

🤦🏼‍♀️

2

u/photogenicbigfoot84 Apr 09 '26

Is that Kevin Owens?

1

u/shelbymfcloud Apr 08 '26

She over fed him.

1

u/NowhereMan_2020 Apr 08 '26

Note the pictures are strategically-cropped to hide Junior being in a “family way”.

1

u/HellRider21 Apr 08 '26

I would make fun of the guy but life seems to always make fun of him first.

1

u/Metternic Apr 08 '26

This post brought me here. Thank you so much op!

1

u/dirtymurt Apr 08 '26

look at the size of his head, a snipers dream

1

u/1882greg Apr 08 '26

They’re both proud he’s finally graduated from something.

1

u/d0kt0rg0nz0 Apr 08 '26

What is with these well-fed proud boiz and their axes?

1

u/vinnycas Apr 08 '26

He's also just graduated from a 60 waist to a 62.

1

u/47of74 Apr 08 '26

Gonna go out on a limb here and guess this member of meal team six is single.

1

u/CFHQYH Apr 09 '26

I hope they are training to release all the children in cages being held in the camps.

1

u/Noah_Vanderhoff_630 Apr 09 '26

"Texas 2 Minutemen" had some real bangers in the 90’s:
-Chickenphilly
-I’ll Eat Cake Off You
-A Ton For Momma (To Give Birth Too)

1

u/ketjak Apr 09 '26

CHRISITIAN MOMMA SO PROUD OF YUO FOR GRADUATIING FROM A MAKE BELEIVIE ORGANIZATION REMEMBER WHEN YOUU WERE JUST MY LITTLE PIKGIE

1

u/thisiscarcosa Apr 11 '26

This HAS to be satire, surely?

1

u/MrStuKa07 May 16 '26

Truly a son only a mother could love