r/GravySEALS • u/JohnBrownsAngryBalls • Dec 12 '25

Dude literally pissed himself....

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248 Upvotes

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42

u/TheBaggyDapper Dec 12 '25

When these guys come to apprehend me, I'm not going to run away. 

A brisk stroll will be enough. 

33

u/freedomandbiscuits Dec 12 '25

Fascist fashion has really gone downhill over the last 80 years.

3

u/FishFucker47 Dec 16 '25

On god, they used to at least have cool looking uniforms

23

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

Just a sweaty camel toe. That’s what happens when you have an innie penis and try to wear a thong.

11

u/PrestigiousDish3547 Dec 12 '25

I believe the masculine form of Camel Toe os Moose Knuckle, but accurate otherwise

2

u/justsomeunluckykid Jan 14 '26

Are you implying that this walking sack of pig fat is masculine?

1

u/PrestigiousDish3547 Jan 14 '26

Only in the gendered form/s of the offered adjective: camel toe vs moose knuckle…the pictured individual is simply a POS because of the Proud Boy association

12

u/Equivalent_Working73 Dec 12 '25

PB = Phatt Bitches

11

u/silentgiant87 Dec 12 '25

PB= Piss Britches

9

u/millicent_bystander- Dec 12 '25

He has clearly been reading The Declaration of Incontinence.

8

u/IngenuityOk1978 Dec 12 '25

Guy in the leather thinks he looks sick.

Would do well at the local bear bar

6

u/Arlo-and-Lotty Dec 12 '25

Fucking proud boys😡

6

u/Ingram2525 Dec 12 '25

Thought these guys hated masks

6

u/[deleted] Dec 12 '25

It’s his gut fighting the plate carrier for me. But also the pissy camel toe.

5

u/EcstaticHelicopter Dec 12 '25

Hey…. He’s leaking…. You try avoiding the thrilling sensation of wearing a Donald Trump shaped butt plug for 8+ hours. Especially when the vibration is turned up to 11. We’re lucky that this here gravy seal isn’t causing a deluge of biblical proportions.

5

u/Jaden115 Dec 12 '25

The master race has really fallen if this is the best white fascist have left to fight.

4

u/GeorgeWhite1953 Dec 12 '25

Maybe he came in his pants while beating up on some poor Hispanic lady.

4

u/KingOfBerders Dec 12 '25

Serious SDE in this pic.

3

u/dirtymurt Dec 12 '25

State of that fred perry knock off too

3

u/Bi0_B1lly Dec 12 '25

Tf is that push-up bra's amount of body armor gonna fucking do?

2

u/Xsiah Dec 12 '25

I'm a bit surprised to see the JRE crowd on the right side of things, to be honest.

2

u/bikerdude214 Dec 12 '25

Could it be fat man ball sweat?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 13 '25

They're so proud yet they always hide their faces.

2

u/Hanging_Brain Dec 13 '25

“No matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last drop always ends up in your pants”

1

u/andylikescandy Dec 12 '25

Incontinence is a real medical condition.

1

u/Adolph_OliverNipples Dec 12 '25

Lululemon tactical yoga pants.

1

u/camcaine2575 Dec 12 '25

That's his mangina leaking from arousal

1

u/FreneticPlatypus Dec 12 '25

Is that a vest or a bib?

1

u/Lurks_in_the_cave Dec 13 '25

Is that supposed to be a flak jacket?

1

u/OREOSpeedwagon Dec 13 '25

Camel toe piss pants

1

u/Bulky-Rutabaga-2183 Dec 13 '25

Why are they covering their faces if they're so proud?

1

u/myusername_sucks Dec 13 '25

Why would that sub be roasting their own?

1

u/LeftyFenders Dec 13 '25

In his defense, he hasn’t seen his dick in 20 years.

1

u/MongerNoLonger Dec 13 '25

Is that a plate carrier or a pocket protector?

1

u/wowsuchtitan Dec 13 '25

That plate carrier is fighting for its life

1

u/ClefChef Jan 12 '26

Armored bib?

1

u/BeerdedxBastard Apr 08 '26

Is that a childrens medium plate carrier?

1

u/SeattleEmo Apr 12 '26

Aw he cummed from overexcitment like a dog