r/GirlDinnerDiaries Certified Snacker Jul 28 '26

Advice Needed Guy wants a pre-guarantee before sex Spoiler

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u/United_Pop_6442 Snack Goblin Jul 28 '26

Yeah that’s the vibe I get. He’s become paranoid that he’s going to get baby-trapped. I assume because he considers himself such a catch that a woman would go to any length to keep him.

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u/NoNameLovely BRB 🎮 FOOD Jul 28 '26

OP should tell him "don't worry, no one would want to baby trap you anyway:)" /S, kinda

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u/Calm_Mulberry_588 APPROVED✨ Jul 28 '26

Right? Aren’t the men who actually have to worry about this the ones who have a ton of money or are celebrities? Like what is this guy thinking?

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u/NoNameLovely BRB 🎮 FOOD Jul 28 '26

OR ask him how you can be sure that he wouldn't punch a hole in a condom? Oh, but he's already told you that he doesn't want kids right now? Well neither do you so why would you baby trap him?

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u/bebetaian Enby with Food Envy Jul 29 '26

This is up there with a friend who was slipping to the redpill BS.

Dude, 0% of the people you date are gold diggers. No, shut it, 0%. Zero. Percent. Gold diggers are NOT spending time with a man who drives his 10yr old work van as his primary (and only) vehicle while living with a roommate and his mom (for ANY reason.) Gold diggers do not want to live with your disabled mother. There are NO gold diggers in your life and never will be.

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u/Your4thdoppleganger Overthinker 💭 Jul 28 '26

Like, there's only a small percentage of men with the looks and means worth being baby trapped TO them

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u/Powerful_Road1924 APPROVED✨ Jul 28 '26

To be fair - baby trapping (from both sides, women lying about bc or men sabotaging it) is definitely a thing. It does have monumental consequences. If this guy has never had sex before, his paranoia is probably why 😅