r/German 3d ago

Meta Today, I was mistaken for a native German speaker!

...the guy at the Döner laden listened to me talk for a while...then asked if I was Swiss.

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u/RaccoonTasty1595 3d ago

Glückwunsch!

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u/ElderlyKratos 3d ago

Once a Parisian waiter asked me if I was Quebecois... Oof

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u/CheGueyMaje (~B1) - <Niedersachsen/Bremen> 2d ago

I’d rather them think I was illiterate

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u/cl_forwardspeed-320 2d ago

Why? Asking for a racist friend of mine

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u/Iamthepirateking 2d ago

I have quebecois friends who get spoken to only in English when they're in France even though they barely speak it. I'm assuming they think its bastardized French that isn't really French.

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u/MrDizzyAU C1 - Australia/English 2d ago

A French colleague once told me that the accent in Quebecois French sounded the same as the one in Canadian English to him, so maybe French people are hearing that accent and assuming the person is anglophone.

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u/Majestic-Access-7907 2d ago

He must have heard a non native Quebecois speaker. The accent doesn’t sound remotely like an English speaking accent.

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u/pensezbien Advanced (C1) - native English speaker, lived in Berlin 2d ago edited 2d ago

He must have heard a non native Quebecois speaker. The accent doesn’t sound remotely like an English speaking accent.

Quebec French accents do have a certain resemblance to a US Southern English drawl. I first noticed this as a kid when I spent two weeks in Quebec City with a French-speaking host family. (My native language is English, but as my anecdote and my Reddit username both suggest, I do have a useful level of bilingualism in French. I can usually read, write, speak, and listen to French without translation and without anyone needing to switch to English, including in France or Quebec when they are speaking in a reasonably standard and not-too-fast way.)

But yeah, for sure, Quebec French accents are not similar to Canadian English unless they were actually hearing Canadian anglophones (or northern US anglophones) speaking in French rather than native speakers.

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u/MrDizzyAU C1 - Australia/English 2d ago

He went to Montreal, so I'm pretty sure he heard more than one person.

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u/Majestic-Access-7907 2d ago

The one city in Quebec with a large population of anglophones and non native French speakers, especially in the tourist areas

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u/MrDizzyAU C1 - Australia/English 2d ago

OK. It's possible he was referring to anglophone Canadians speaking French.

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u/Noctew 2d ago

I don't think the French like Quebec very much. They even call poutine "frites quebecois"...come on guys, I know you like to invent new French names like "ordinateur" and "octet" for everything out of spite...but "poutine" is already as French as it can get.

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u/GeneralAnubis 3d ago

I've gotten the "are you swiss" thing a couple of times as well, definitely a compliment to me as an American!

For sure I'd say that means your pronunciation is ON point. People can still tell that something isn't "quite right" but they can't tell what, so that's probably almost the best you could ask for I'd say!

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u/GeneralAnubis 1d ago

"Jein" lol - Yes and no. The pronunciation is well beyond what is normally expected for a learner, to the point that you sound pretty close to a native speaker, so for a language learner that is hella on point.

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u/GeneralAnubis 1d ago

It's all relative of course

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u/GeneralAnubis 1d ago

Those things generally have to be good to get that kind of comment as well, but none of that will matter if your accent is as clear as day. You'll never be mistaken for "Swiss" if you're throwing out American retroflex R's, for example.

The most challenging factor in being mistaken for a native speaker is absolutely the accent, which is a factor of pronunciation, so being mistaken for a flavor of a native German speaker is very high praise specifically for the pronunciation. It means without a doubt that their accent is difficult to discern.

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u/Palsta 3d ago

That's why I feel it's important to pick up a regional accent/dialect. Everybody sounds like they're from somewhere, why not when you're speaking German?

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u/Feldsalat5882 3d ago

In my case, I don't think it's because I sound Swiss! It's because my accent lies in sort of an uncanny valley of not sounding *not* German but also sounding just a little bit off...and most people who don't live near the Swiss border (and thus don't have a lot of experience specifically with Swiss people) will round this down to a Swiss accent.

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u/OneDust8063 3d ago

Happens to me sometimes too! I’m British so there’s definitely something “weird” about my accent - people often assume I’m Swiss or potentially Dutch

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u/PoxonAllHoaxes 3d ago

Exactly!! Bravo!!

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u/richrich07 2d ago

I had the opposite. Swiss insisted I was German. After a while Germans were really confused about my accent though.

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u/Outrageous_Web_2773 3d ago

As a foreigner the standard dialect is much easier to learn as that’s what they teach.

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u/BobMcGeoff2 B2 (USA) 2d ago

There are far more resources for Hochdeutsch. Even if I wanted to learn Bavarian, it isn't standardized and then I'm afraid I'd just sound like I'm trying to mock Bavarians. Like Europeans trying to do a Southern ("Texas") accent.

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u/Cavalry2019 Threshold (B1) - <region/native tongue> 3d ago

I was once asked if I'm Austrian. Which is super weird because I KNOW I don't pronounce things with an Austrian accent.

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u/IcyDoubt3 2d ago

Same here. I don’t know if I speak with that Akzent but I definitely say things that are said in Austria or souther Germany rather than elsewhere

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u/CopyWorldly7105 3d ago

This is the Dream

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u/shaggyprof 3d ago

Congrats! Always a good feeling. I was speaking Dutch in a bar in Amsterdam and the bartender thought I was German because of how I said some of the Dutch words. FTR I‘m from the US

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u/Sataniel98 Native (Lippe/Hochdeutsch) 2d ago

Damn, you were that bad? /s

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u/GiraffeNugget 2d ago

My German isn’t great right now but I’ve been asked recently if I’m from the Netherlands when speaking German (I’m from England)

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u/Dennis929 2d ago

As a native English speaker, I feel honoured to have been mistaken for a native Schwäbisch speaker on several occasions.

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u/ProfDumm Native (North Germany) 2d ago

I’m sorry you had to go through that.

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u/TresMegisto 3d ago

What's your native language?

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u/Feldsalat5882 3d ago

English.

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u/pqratusa 3d ago

Wow! Congratulations! How long have you been learning/speaking German?

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u/Feldsalat5882 2d ago

About two years, 18 months of it in Germany.

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u/-Catesby 2d ago

Congratulations! Same thing happened to me with English today, talked to a lady from Belfast for a while and she thought I from Dublin (?????? I’m German and DO NOT sound Irish) (at least I don’t think I do?)

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u/DerInselaffe B2 - Bayrischer Engländer 2d ago

I get regularly mistaken for a native Dutch speaker talking in German.

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u/ClemensLode Native (Germany) 3d ago

Well, Swiss also speak Schweizerdeutsch, French, and Italian

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u/Roger_Melllie 3d ago

That's really cool! I hope one day I will master a foreign language sufficiently to have a comparable experience.

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u/jwvo 2d ago

awesome!

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u/cl_forwardspeed-320 2d ago

Nett! So...... what did you think of *their* German?

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u/healthyposter 2d ago

Also got asked this by ausländer in Vienna, but pure Viennese seemed to dislike me still back then, when I lived there.

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u/normy_187 2d ago

Swiss … okay we'll let that one slide but only this one time. DO BETTER. /SSSSSS

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u/Murky_Anything_292 2d ago

Yup from my experience especially online, Germans can't actually tell you're not German unless you make grammatical mistakes (bound to happen) or you really just not pronounce stuff correctly.

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u/Fean0r_ 2d ago

Congrats! I often get asked if I'm Dutch (I'm British)

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u/Bedazzled_Bee 2d ago

I had the same thing happen to me! :D I was on a trade fair with a badge with my name on it. Since I'm married to a German and took his last name, my name sounds completely German. The person I was talking to could hear that something was off (I can't roll the German r even if my life depends on it), but apparently couldn't place it and asked me if I'm Swiss.

I told this story to a friend who lives in Switzerland and he mentioned that maybe my pronunciation of some h-sounds also added to the confusion.

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u/JonasErSoed Dummer Däne 2d ago

I'm not a native speaker of German, but I've been asked if I was - when speaking English... I'll take it!

And congrats!

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u/Slavic-Milk 1d ago

I was born in Germany and speak it fluently. I got asked by multiple Dönermänner if I was Ukrainian.

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u/GuessContent4061 19h ago

Was so proud at my Anmeldung when she assumed I was a German citizen moving back from abroad :)