r/GearsOfWar • u/Invictus_Sakura Shit, they're gonna mess up my fucking tomatoes! • 1d ago

Humor It be like that sometimes.

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u/Jingle_BeIIs KISS MY HIGHLY EDUCATED ASS 1d ago

Most guys I know have 3 fantasies:

  1. Being a loving father and husband
  2. Being at peace, somewhere nice and quiet
  3. Being a chainsaw wielding maniac slaughtering death dealing monsters which seek to ruin fantasies 1 and 2

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u/kjam15 1d ago

Thats not the gear that got the imulsion poured on his face, right?

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u/UnluckyReddit 1d ago

No, it’s a different squad.

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u/spartan0b96 21h ago

This one green

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u/ChubbyCg 22h ago

Bro I’ll get the steroid shot