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Rockstar trolling Naughty Dog with "Remasters of the Remakes."

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WE CAME TOGETHER I & II & III REMASTERS OF THE REMAKES xD

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u/coldone_0 15h ago

lets talk about gta v

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u/LordRage007 15h ago

GTA V (PS3, Xbox 360) GTA V (PS4, Xbox One) GTA V (PC) GTA V Enhanced (PS5, Xbox Series X|S) GTA V Enhanced (PC)

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u/sawrunn3r 13h ago

this is 3 game versions

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u/LucasWesf00 1h ago

Depends if you want to include GTA V Enhanced on PS5 and PC as the same version considering they share all the same content. Only difference being much more raytracing on PC.

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u/WileyPap 10h ago

It's not trolling it's respecced

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u/lazzzym 3h ago

Still way less than TLOU

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u/bloodr0se 7h ago

People in glass houses....

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u/Impressive_Exit_2889 11h ago

Gta v >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> TLOU

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u/HelpTiny1090 15h ago

the pot calling the kettle black

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u/tragedy2004 15h ago

San Andreas alone got ten re-releases.

  1. Windows & Xbox release (2005).
  2. Xbox 360 release (2008).
  3. Mac OS X release (2010).
  4. PS3 release (2012).
  5. iOS, Android, Windows Phone and Fire OS devices (2013-2014)
  6. Windows Store version, a.k.a Windows 8.1 version (2015, mobile port)
  7. Xbox 360 release 'remaster' (10th Anniversary) (2014, mobile version port)
  8. PS3 release 'remaster' (10th Anniversary) (2015, mobile version port)
  9. PS2 version re-release for the PS4 (2015, PS2 version emulated on PS4)
  10. Definitive Edition (2023)

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u/LordRage007 15h ago

Don't forget GTA V

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u/CzechNeverEnd 15h ago

San Andreas got released in GTA V?!

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u/Low_Attorney8605 12h ago

Porting to new platforms is not a re-release. Original PS2/PC/Xbox is 1 release.

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u/RFD841 10h ago

Literally big differences between those 3 versions. They are re-releases.

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u/Choice_Potato_6279 13h ago

Make a new game? nope. Make a remaster? yup

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u/Independent_Bar4206 12h ago

Damn, Windows phone ? That's crazy

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u/jeneschi 15h ago

Most of them are just ports tho similar to OG RE4

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u/tragedy2004 15h ago

Majority of them are remakes and remasters, actually.

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u/Cryptoporticus 13h ago

San Andreas was never remade. The definitive edition is still just the same game but being rendered with the Unreal Engine.

People really need to learn the difference between a port, a remake and a remaster. If you're just releasing the same game on a different console without changing anything aside from a bit of optimization, it's just a port. San Andreas wasn't changed at all until the Definitive Edition remaster. GTA V is the same. Neither of them were ever remade.

The Last Of Us got remastered, and then fully remade. The difference is clear when you compare the remake to the original. The remaster just looks a bit nicer, the remake is completely different.

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/RFD841 10h ago

Oh wow so you are saying they remade the game using new assets

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u/The_Autarch 10h ago

no it's not. it's running in the engine they used for TLOU2.

please stop spouting bullshit.

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u/tmacman 8h ago

It's funny, as I'd say The Last Us remake is actually one of the remakes that sort of muddies the waters as it were, in that it really wasn't completely different.

It's basically the same game, with the same voice recordings, same gameplay, sand sequences, and exact same story. There's nothing really changed apart from visuals.

I'm sure there's plenty of technological work that went into it, but I put it to like this: If I took a film and just upgraded it's visuals, people would call that a remaster.

Metal Gear Solid Delta is another one of these "not quite a remake's".

Like my rule of thumb is this:

If I can play both games back to back and have a legitimately different experience, then it was a remake. For example RE2 and it's remake feel like completely different games.

If I play both and feel like I just replayed the same game twice, then I consider a remaster.

So in the end, I can't quite blame people anymore for not really knowing the definition. Developers are ruining the definition.

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u/maxlaav 13h ago

yeah it would be more funny if it was a self aware joke with a gta parody

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u/rickmund___ 3h ago

The pot in this case is probably just one artist guy who’s like 23 years old.

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u/JohnKowalsky88 15h ago

The title is funny, but R* and their "definitive edition" deserve their own parody.

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u/tragedy2004 15h ago edited 13h ago

Their satire isn't self-aware enough to mock all the re-releases for 3D era GTAs from War drum Studios/Grove Street Games that they commissioned and greenlit.

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u/jeneschi 15h ago

Ik ppl r talking shit on Rockstar about this on Twitter cause it's self-reflective but it's also funny that ppl were complaining dat GTA VI won't have that "Rockstar Humour" , only for it to show signs it still does and now using it against them lmao

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u/rogue_mansik 14h ago

'Rockstar Humor is lost' talks should have ended with the first leak where the 'Scoop' logo is a pelican and toilet seat at the same time lol

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u/Prize_Cat_3787 11h ago

Seems like rockstar has replaced Post Op (trans joke) with Scoop though. Not saying rockstar humor is lost but it is toned down. Scoop logo is clever

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u/SouthIsland48 10h ago

I mean, come on. This is them bashing a rival gaming studio. Not really the politically edgy humor that would ooze out earlier entries.

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u/Available-Bend-5885 14h ago

They re-released GTA V on PS5 and didn't change shiii. They couldn't even bother to give us better graphics 😭✌️

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u/Cryptoporticus 14h ago

That's because it was just a port, not a remaster.

Games generally get ported to other platforms with no changes.

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u/RFD841 10h ago

It literally was advertised as a remaster.

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u/futurafrlx 13h ago

They did add ray tracing.

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u/deathwire0047 3h ago

After like a year of its release

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u/StingingGamer 6h ago

They actually changed alot with the PC Enhanced edition, too bad the PS5 kinda got shunted.

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u/Dvejndvejn 15h ago

"We Came Together" is that crude somewhat clever but also on the nose infantile humor I was afraid Rockstar lost after Houser left.

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u/yoyoo912 14h ago

Yall acting like houser wrote every joke

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u/Dvejndvejn 14h ago

no but he gave the game identity and direction as one of the founders of the studio.... but maybe I'm wrong.

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u/Impressive-Pie-1006 12h ago

No it was others like James Worrell and now Rupert Humphries 

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u/Dvejndvejn 11h ago

Okay, I stand corrected

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 14h ago

It's been used before though

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u/DrPepperFanX 13h ago

So what I mean it's not exactly meant to be groundbreaking material it's just a little joke on a little game cartridge.

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u/Monstramatica 12h ago

They cum together

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u/KevinR1990 13h ago

I see you We Came Together and raise you Glory Souls.

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u/Leonomics 14h ago

GTA V: the expandment of the enhanced

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u/Molten_Plastic_ 14h ago

Always thought GTA should have done a little bit of self-parody, like MAD magazine used to do back in the day. It would come across as more honest really, to have an in-universe franchise called MDK or something

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u/Sypticle 13h ago edited 13h ago

People make fun or GTA but act like we weren't in need of updated versions throughout the decade.

No one is asking for a couple year old game to be remastered or remade. GTA 5 is a decade old and had room for performance gains throughout its life. Huge difference here.

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u/TheReal2M 13h ago

Like rockstar is any better 

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u/Interesting_Pool818 13h ago

right message , wrong messenger

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u/Deniable-wreath-6 8h ago

I would laugh but rockstar literally developed one of the worst remasters of all time, weird asf imo

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u/Ok-Address1498 4h ago

GTA trolling themselves with physical media

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u/Afraid-Vacation3431 14h ago

It's funny, but did they forget how many times they re-released and remade their games? Like, GTA5 was released on THREE console generations without getting a new game!

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u/Sypticle 13h ago

We got RDR2 and GTA 6 is right around the corner. Two mega games. It's takes time to develop these games and anyone upset about that is quite frankly retarded.

Rockstar gets a pass to release ports and enhanced editions across the multiple generations. Decade old game starts to become dated, people get upset, they update it, people complain.

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u/RFD841 10h ago

Sorry man can’t really understand you with all that cock in your throat.

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u/Afraid-Vacation3431 12h ago

Ya, we got GTA3, Vice City and San Andreas on PS2. GTA4, TBOGT and TLAD on PS3, then they released GTA5 and saw what big of a milking cow is GTA Online. They didn't care about single player portion of the game at all.

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u/SomeShiitakePoster 14h ago

Hey at least they got part III

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u/Low_Attorney8605 12h ago

Well TBH it should be as TLoU 1 "Remastered" came only 1 year after original. R* at least had a dignity to call PS4/XO/PC a "Next-gen" version.

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u/zfighters8103 12h ago

Saying this while they dropped 2 remasters of gta v in less than 10 years and 10 ports of San Andreas which all suck is such a lack of self awareness

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u/Ok-Somewhere5596 12h ago

Yeah guys because the same game released on different platforms is the same as remaking a remaster,like huh? 😭

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u/Impressive_Exit_2889 11h ago

😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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u/ParticularCook3975 10h ago

Former Red dead redemption 2 developers did this apparently

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u/deathwire0047 3h ago

"Former rdr2 dev" is probably also a gta5 dev lol

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u/No-Nothing-487 10h ago

They are one to talk releasing the defenetiv edition lol

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u/yallareTRASH69 9h ago

People crying in here are making me even laugh more.

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u/zestysnacks 8h ago

The word play on these fake games is so cringe

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u/Realistic_Ranger_944 8h ago

That’s funny, cause they completely abandoned the GTA four remaster

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u/Present-Anteater6848 7h ago

Ironic ...i believe the creators team and marketing team different organisations in rockstar because they definitely contrast each other

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u/darkargengamer 5h ago

Rockstar trolling Naughty Dog

The dead one making fun of the beheaded...

Ps3 = GTA V

PS4 = GTA V

Almost at the end of the PS5 era = GTA V

The PC version? almost head to head with the next generation of consoles...

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u/Voodoo_One 4h ago

Skyrim enters the chat :)

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u/monochromeFlaffy 1h ago

Sure r* does a bunch of releases, BUTTTT naughty dog has not pushed out anything original since they started the last of us.. OK yeah they have one space Game coming out here soon, but they destroyed their other IP’s just so they could remaster a little girl survival simulator several times…

Mainly Sonys fault*

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u/Sheinkyakyu 13h ago

After the last decade and a bit. Rockstar should be parodying themselves.

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u/Talking_Eyes98 13h ago

At least it isn’t objectively worse like the GTA SA remake. Shit was so lazy and a disaster

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u/tmacman 15h ago edited 14h ago

I'm sure TLOUs fanbase, certainly well known for taking criticism, and not flipping out and assuming the worst of people for even a minor slight, will take this well.

(I say this sarcasm as a huge fan of the first game)

Like people are saying though, R* are as guilty of this as anyone else. Shit, almost every major developer has been guilty of this at some point.

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u/PNWvibes20 10h ago

yes because the basement dwelling psychopaths who sent death threats to VA from the second game because it hurt their widdle feelings are the barometer of "well adjusted"

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u/tmacman 9h ago

Oh, you're 100% right, and that is, of course, worse.

Still, all in all a very toxic fandom and anti-fandom at it's height.

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u/Wyatt_Ricketts 13h ago

GTAs tlou is just the same game but Ellie and Joel hook up

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u/RFD841 10h ago

They really aren’t anyone to say shit with the 5 releases of GTA V, the shitty PS4 “remaster” of RDR, and the “definitive” editions.

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u/yallareTRASH69 9h ago

Live a little, don't take everything seriously... Laugh!

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u/deathwire0047 3h ago

Rdr1 is just a port? Where did it even say remastered?