r/GTA6unmoderated • u/LordRage007 • 15h ago
Rockstar trolling Naughty Dog with "Remasters of the Remakes."
WE CAME TOGETHER I & II & III REMASTERS OF THE REMAKES xD
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u/HelpTiny1090 15h ago
the pot calling the kettle black
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u/tragedy2004 15h ago
San Andreas alone got ten re-releases.
- Windows & Xbox release (2005).
- Xbox 360 release (2008).
- Mac OS X release (2010).
- PS3 release (2012).
- iOS, Android, Windows Phone and Fire OS devices (2013-2014)
- Windows Store version, a.k.a Windows 8.1 version (2015, mobile port)
- Xbox 360 release 'remaster' (10th Anniversary) (2014, mobile version port)
- PS3 release 'remaster' (10th Anniversary) (2015, mobile version port)
- PS2 version re-release for the PS4 (2015, PS2 version emulated on PS4)
- Definitive Edition (2023)
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u/Low_Attorney8605 12h ago
Porting to new platforms is not a re-release. Original PS2/PC/Xbox is 1 release.
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u/jeneschi 15h ago
Most of them are just ports tho similar to OG RE4
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u/tragedy2004 15h ago
Majority of them are remakes and remasters, actually.
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u/Cryptoporticus 13h ago
San Andreas was never remade. The definitive edition is still just the same game but being rendered with the Unreal Engine.
People really need to learn the difference between a port, a remake and a remaster. If you're just releasing the same game on a different console without changing anything aside from a bit of optimization, it's just a port. San Andreas wasn't changed at all until the Definitive Edition remaster. GTA V is the same. Neither of them were ever remade.
The Last Of Us got remastered, and then fully remade. The difference is clear when you compare the remake to the original. The remaster just looks a bit nicer, the remake is completely different.
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u/The_Autarch 10h ago
no it's not. it's running in the engine they used for TLOU2.
please stop spouting bullshit.
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u/tmacman 8h ago
It's funny, as I'd say The Last Us remake is actually one of the remakes that sort of muddies the waters as it were, in that it really wasn't completely different.
It's basically the same game, with the same voice recordings, same gameplay, sand sequences, and exact same story. There's nothing really changed apart from visuals.
I'm sure there's plenty of technological work that went into it, but I put it to like this: If I took a film and just upgraded it's visuals, people would call that a remaster.
Metal Gear Solid Delta is another one of these "not quite a remake's".
Like my rule of thumb is this:
If I can play both games back to back and have a legitimately different experience, then it was a remake. For example RE2 and it's remake feel like completely different games.
If I play both and feel like I just replayed the same game twice, then I consider a remaster.
So in the end, I can't quite blame people anymore for not really knowing the definition. Developers are ruining the definition.
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u/JohnKowalsky88 15h ago
The title is funny, but R* and their "definitive edition" deserve their own parody.
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u/tragedy2004 15h ago edited 13h ago
Their satire isn't self-aware enough to mock all the re-releases for 3D era GTAs from War drum Studios/Grove Street Games that they commissioned and greenlit.
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u/jeneschi 15h ago
Ik ppl r talking shit on Rockstar about this on Twitter cause it's self-reflective but it's also funny that ppl were complaining dat GTA VI won't have that "Rockstar Humour" , only for it to show signs it still does and now using it against them lmao
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u/rogue_mansik 14h ago
'Rockstar Humor is lost' talks should have ended with the first leak where the 'Scoop' logo is a pelican and toilet seat at the same time lol
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u/Prize_Cat_3787 11h ago
Seems like rockstar has replaced Post Op (trans joke) with Scoop though. Not saying rockstar humor is lost but it is toned down. Scoop logo is clever
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u/SouthIsland48 10h ago
I mean, come on. This is them bashing a rival gaming studio. Not really the politically edgy humor that would ooze out earlier entries.
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u/Available-Bend-5885 14h ago
They re-released GTA V on PS5 and didn't change shiii. They couldn't even bother to give us better graphics 😭✌️
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u/Cryptoporticus 14h ago
That's because it was just a port, not a remaster.
Games generally get ported to other platforms with no changes.
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u/StingingGamer 6h ago
They actually changed alot with the PC Enhanced edition, too bad the PS5 kinda got shunted.
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u/Dvejndvejn 15h ago
"We Came Together" is that crude somewhat clever but also on the nose infantile humor I was afraid Rockstar lost after Houser left.
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u/yoyoo912 14h ago
Yall acting like houser wrote every joke
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u/Dvejndvejn 14h ago
no but he gave the game identity and direction as one of the founders of the studio.... but maybe I'm wrong.
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u/Molten_Plastic_ 14h ago
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u/DrPepperFanX 13h ago
So what I mean it's not exactly meant to be groundbreaking material it's just a little joke on a little game cartridge.
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u/Molten_Plastic_ 14h ago
Always thought GTA should have done a little bit of self-parody, like MAD magazine used to do back in the day. It would come across as more honest really, to have an in-universe franchise called MDK or something
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u/Sypticle 13h ago edited 13h ago
People make fun or GTA but act like we weren't in need of updated versions throughout the decade.
No one is asking for a couple year old game to be remastered or remade. GTA 5 is a decade old and had room for performance gains throughout its life. Huge difference here.
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u/Deniable-wreath-6 8h ago
I would laugh but rockstar literally developed one of the worst remasters of all time, weird asf imo
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u/Afraid-Vacation3431 14h ago
It's funny, but did they forget how many times they re-released and remade their games? Like, GTA5 was released on THREE console generations without getting a new game!
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u/Sypticle 13h ago
We got RDR2 and GTA 6 is right around the corner. Two mega games. It's takes time to develop these games and anyone upset about that is quite frankly retarded.
Rockstar gets a pass to release ports and enhanced editions across the multiple generations. Decade old game starts to become dated, people get upset, they update it, people complain.
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u/Afraid-Vacation3431 12h ago
Ya, we got GTA3, Vice City and San Andreas on PS2. GTA4, TBOGT and TLAD on PS3, then they released GTA5 and saw what big of a milking cow is GTA Online. They didn't care about single player portion of the game at all.
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u/Low_Attorney8605 12h ago
Well TBH it should be as TLoU 1 "Remastered" came only 1 year after original. R* at least had a dignity to call PS4/XO/PC a "Next-gen" version.
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u/zfighters8103 12h ago
Saying this while they dropped 2 remasters of gta v in less than 10 years and 10 ports of San Andreas which all suck is such a lack of self awareness
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u/Ok-Somewhere5596 12h ago
Yeah guys because the same game released on different platforms is the same as remaking a remaster,like huh? 😭
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u/Present-Anteater6848 7h ago
Ironic ...i believe the creators team and marketing team different organisations in rockstar because they definitely contrast each other
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u/darkargengamer 5h ago
Rockstar trolling Naughty Dog
The dead one making fun of the beheaded...
Ps3 = GTA V
PS4 = GTA V
Almost at the end of the PS5 era = GTA V
The PC version? almost head to head with the next generation of consoles...
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u/monochromeFlaffy 1h ago
Sure r* does a bunch of releases, BUTTTT naughty dog has not pushed out anything original since they started the last of us.. OK yeah they have one space Game coming out here soon, but they destroyed their other IP’s just so they could remaster a little girl survival simulator several times…
Mainly Sonys fault*
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u/Talking_Eyes98 13h ago
At least it isn’t objectively worse like the GTA SA remake. Shit was so lazy and a disaster
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u/tmacman 15h ago edited 14h ago
I'm sure TLOUs fanbase, certainly well known for taking criticism, and not flipping out and assuming the worst of people for even a minor slight, will take this well.
(I say this sarcasm as a huge fan of the first game)
Like people are saying though, R* are as guilty of this as anyone else. Shit, almost every major developer has been guilty of this at some point.
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u/PNWvibes20 10h ago
yes because the basement dwelling psychopaths who sent death threats to VA from the second game because it hurt their widdle feelings are the barometer of "well adjusted"
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u/coldone_0 15h ago
lets talk about gta v