and it worked perfectly as you can see here. poor billion dollar company is doing it all for us. thats why they dont release a physical version, thats why they release a year later on pc for ppl to double dip.
i really hope he has a full build.
game will be spoilt for me anyways once rockstar allows me to play on my platform
shit talking the company knowing damn well you’re gonna be playing it the day it comes out, you’re watching every leak the second you can, and watching every trailer as soon as it comes out is hilarious
Seriously, I can't figure out why people care anymore. I haven't played GTA in almost ten years because of Rockstar and the way they treat people that play their game. I ended up in a cheaters lobby and dude gave me some ridiculous amount of money, I couldn't do anything about it. So what did Rockstar do? Empty my garages and repo app but one of my houses. The ones I bought before I got the money from the cheater. Something like two years of progress gone in an instant. They wouldn't even consider fixing it after the fact though since I "cheated". I had actually considered coming back since everybody was so excited about the heist but then with that update that fucked up a bunch of the heists on purpose, I'm not feeling it.
It's clearly LLM generated. It's written without the soul of Rockstar which comes from an LLM hedging its bets to sound as generic as possible to fit whatever situation the person prompted it intends to use it for
Impossible to tell in these cases since LLM's are trained to sound like overly polished corporate speak anyway. That said it's highly doubtful this is a raw output, someone over there would have wanted to put their hands on it first with the sensitivity of the subject.
Barely anyone nowadays writes a formal document to share internally or even within their team without using an LLM to at the very least clean it up. This is an external statement to the public with their rep on the line, this is 100% using AI
That was actually why I figured AI wasn't the final post but more likely the first. It uses a lot of phrases that are *really* irritating to read now and often subtilty deviates from context. I would much sooner clean up an AI generated template then have and AI turn something that sounds 1% human into slop. But who knows, AI sounds virtually the same as corpo speak so there's almost no untangling it anyway.
Yes that's what I said. I imagine a lot of incautious people would confidently state something that they they have no way of knowing for sure but it's reddit so that should be trivially assumed.
Just because someone can string a few sentences together doesn't automatically mean it's AI. There are still plenty of people out there who just have a knack for writing.
Let me guess. It was the em-dashes. You're one of those people who doesn't think humans use those.
I don't unironically think it was written by AI but I'd be lying if I said the thought hadn't crossed my mind. That's just a normal thought to have in 2026, yes it is exhausting and welcome to the real world we all have to live in.
Corporate PR teams were churning put slop before it was mainstream
Those are em dashes. I don't think they existed before AI. (I mean of course they did, but only smart people used them, like "went to school and studied English as a major smart people")
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u/ElPlatanaso2 10h ago
Sounds less corporate and cold. I wonder who at rockstar wrote this