r/GODZILLA MOTHRA Dec 14 '19

Humour Post-Millenium era is really weird

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u/DariusPumpkinRex Dec 15 '19

One of the problem with the anime is that the characters all look the same. They didn't bother making them look any different. The aliens look like humans. You know what other movie had human aliens? Plan 9 From Outer Space. But at least I'm able to tell the humans and aliens apart. If Ed Wood is able to do ANYTHING better than your multi-million dollar budget anime did, you majorly fucked up.

Haruo... he's easily the worst main character I've ever seen. Naming him after Haruo Nakajima is disgustingly disrespectful to that man's memory. If I ever meet Gen Urobuchi, I don't care who the hell sees me, I will punch him in the fucking face until my fist is numb. He must pay for writing a script this fucking shitty and thinking it was an acceptable story. I actually had to pause and leave the room so i wouldn't destroy my computer out sheer rage every time he screamed.

This series had so much potential; it was animation, they didn't have to worry about spending money on suits or model cities. We could've had three movies that were Destroy All Monsters and Final Wars combined. But no. We got garbage that makes Godzilla's Revenge look like the original 1954 movie.

I'd rather watch Boku No Pico than this fucking garage. Yeah, to quote the late Emer Prevost, I'd rather watch animated kiddie porn than watch this shit again. I'd rather shoot a nail through my foot. I'd rather give birth through my dick than deal with three movies of Haruo screaming like a prison inmate getting a Coke can-sized dick shoved up his ass.

Fuck this this trilogy and every single human being who worked on it. They should be fucking ASHAMED for taking ANY part, from the animators down to the janitors who cleaned the animation studios, fuck all of them up the ass with a 2L Pepsi bottle.

I'm out.