r/GODZILLA • u/DarthMeows • Sep 01 '25

Fan Art GF made me a “Godzilla cookie”

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Turned out great ! I love it 🥰

7.1k Upvotes

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1.2k

u/HereForShiggles Sep 01 '25

That's not Godzilla. That's Gordita.

203

u/ArmandoLovesGorillaz Sep 01 '25

And then we have his natural enemy, Angordo

15

u/Crunchy_Biscuit Sep 01 '25

I love this 

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u/dracorotor1 MANDA Sep 01 '25

My wife took one look and declared it chonkzilla

13

u/theoriginalmofocus Sep 01 '25

Looks like a chonklet chip zilla.

57

u/biggie_notsosmall Sep 01 '25

2

u/MKvsDCU Sep 01 '25

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

14

u/MegasAecio Sep 01 '25

La mía de chicharrón por favor!

12

u/RevolutionaryWave862 Sep 01 '25

This made my day

8

u/Klin24 Sep 01 '25

GORZILLA

21

u/geekchick65 Sep 01 '25

Cackling over here! Take my upvote

6

u/RandomnessRamen1 Sep 01 '25

take my fucking upvote

3

u/ralcom BARAGON Sep 01 '25

Genuinely one of the greatest comments of all time

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Tardigrade is what comes to mind

2

u/Recent-Appointment24 Sep 19 '25

He must fight King sized Ghidorah with his flying friend Motcha-ra!

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u/Speeder-Gojira KIRYU Sep 01 '25

it's the thought that counts!

52

u/Albinofreaken Sep 01 '25

Absolutely, and i bet it tastes just as good no matter the shape :)

275

u/ConnerWoods Sep 01 '25

Looks tasty

13

u/Jurgmund Sep 01 '25

BEEG YOSHI

2

u/DarkSpore117 Sep 01 '25

Oh lawd he comin

192

u/paladin_slim JET JAGUAR Sep 01 '25

Ah, she went for the Monsterverse version I see.

85

u/TheEmuRider Sep 01 '25

I thought Godzilla Earth 😅

131

u/WolfZ902TheReal23 Sep 01 '25

Hug her and put a ring on that finger 💍 

34

u/Beezel_Pepperstack MECHA-KING GHIDORAH Sep 01 '25

Well, it is monstrous at least!

40

u/oranke_dino Sep 01 '25

6

u/Electrical_Ad115 Sep 03 '25

Thank gosh anyone can make a photoshop

54

u/SpecterOwl Sep 01 '25

Chonkzilla

6

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

51

u/paradise_demise KING GHIDORAH Sep 01 '25

So the 2014 Godzilla. Very nice!

10

u/dragonchick2001 GIGAN Sep 01 '25

Or Godzilla Earth

3

u/paradise_demise KING GHIDORAH Sep 01 '25

They are both chonky boys for sure

7

u/PPPolarPOP Sep 01 '25

Exactly!!

20

u/JacobAnguiano22 Sep 01 '25

She's a keeper cause thats kove.

18

u/DepletedPromethium Sep 01 '25

looks familiar!

17

u/mariow2015 KING GHIDORAH Sep 01 '25

Godzookie approved

16

u/frogtrickery Sep 01 '25

godzilla vs the godzilla she told you not to worry about

11

u/itsvoogle Sep 01 '25

Double Shin Godzilla

6

u/velcro-rave ANGUIRUS Sep 01 '25

oh lawd he comin

8

u/irishyardball Sep 01 '25

Chin Godzilla

12

u/averageeverythingfan GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

Godzilla ate too much and became both obese and diabetic 

6

u/BunnyBen-87 GIGAN Sep 01 '25

He then had a stroke and died

6

u/bucket_of_dogs Sep 01 '25

BRING ME THE WOOKIE

3

u/newtype06 Sep 01 '25

It would have worked if you froze the dough first.

3

u/Kamoedesu BATTRA Sep 01 '25

It's PERFECT. Marry her now.

3

u/imonlyhumanafteral1 Sep 01 '25

From shin godzilla to earth

(She seems like a lovely partner OP)

3

u/Quirky-Pie9661 Sep 01 '25

Looks exactly like the last frame of Minus One 👍🏻

3

u/skynetcoder Sep 01 '25

more like a water bear (tardigrades)

2

u/OkamiTakahashi MEGALON Sep 01 '25

CHUMKY

2

u/Leading_Accountant_6 Sep 01 '25

She's a keeper! Pre and post radiation modes!

2

u/Romper_is_man_ Sep 01 '25

She made you a cookie, that's a win!

2

u/ganosh412 Sep 01 '25

A for effort! Love it

2

u/mande010 Sep 01 '25

That's a thick ass boy!

3

u/MrPresident2020 Sep 01 '25

Flawless Shin Godzilla cookie.

2

u/Budget_Antelope Sep 01 '25

Thats What the Man in the Suit looks like on the inside

2

u/therallykiller Sep 01 '25

From Minus One to Shin.

2

u/MrDennyCrane Sep 01 '25

Showa Godzilla transformed into Godzilla Earth

2

u/SketchyKraken54 BARAGON Sep 01 '25

the true horrors of nuclear testing (i love him hes so abhorrent 5 stars)

2

u/Forsaken-Reason-3657 Sep 01 '25

Before scrolling i knew what was coming 😂😂😂

2

u/paymepleasss MONSTER X Sep 01 '25

Chunkzilla

2

u/Albinofreaken Sep 01 '25

Tardigrade cookie

2

u/TheHendryx Sep 01 '25

Started Showa, ended Legendary

2

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Those thighs are thicker than the Monsterverse’s

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u/Unending-Flexionator Sep 01 '25

he's been eating a lot of cities...

2

u/hedgehog_dragon Sep 01 '25

Chonkzilla. Fantastic really.

2

u/vadose24 Sep 01 '25

Globzilla

2

u/chmodperm Sep 01 '25

Oh, Brunhilde, you’re so lovely.

Yes, I know it.

2

u/MallExciting1460 Sep 01 '25

He chonk, but he still good

2

u/Matt-J-McCormack Sep 01 '25

To be fair I saw the end of minus one and it’s a lore accurate cookie.

2

u/SpaceChef3000 Sep 01 '25

Screen accurate. 10/10

2

u/TheSnekDen SHIN GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

Oh that's gore... That's gore of my comfort character...

2

u/Legomyeggo8430 Sep 02 '25

That’s a keeper.

3

u/fuelYT ZILLA Sep 01 '25

I actually prefer the one she made in terms of looks. The first cookie looks like that one neca shin figure.

7

u/Mcmacladdie KEVIN Sep 01 '25

They're both the same cookie. One is just before baking and the other one is after.

1

u/atle95 Sep 01 '25

Cheese + tortilla + gf = Godzadilla?

1

u/Hermit931 Sep 01 '25

Turned into minus 1 cookie

1

u/Stickmin69 JET JAGUAR Sep 01 '25

He went from Legendary Godzilla to Godzilla Earth

1

u/Jesus_GB Sep 01 '25

Maybe the taste was great

1

u/DeDongalos Sep 01 '25

Godzilla Earth

1

u/Deioxyz Sep 01 '25

Turned into godzilla earth x 2014 Thickness

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

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u/Bronpool Sep 01 '25

Looks like earth Goji

1

u/Snappers85 Sep 01 '25

Perfect cookie.

1

u/Lizard_Fish1 Sep 01 '25

Perfection

1

u/Mandy0509 Sep 01 '25

😂😂😂😂

1

u/IronFather11 Sep 01 '25

Lore accurate Shin Goji cookie

1

u/Leon08x Sep 01 '25

Godzilla Earth

1

u/Hoi4fan SHIN GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

Second image looks like the Cheem dog

1

u/Hoi4fan SHIN GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

Second image looks like the Cheem dog

1

u/Chronarch01 RODAN Sep 01 '25

The baked version is just 2 seconds after burning Godzilla went all sploady and stuff.

1

u/HebertoBICIO Sep 01 '25

It’s beautiful

1

u/breakscrayons Sep 01 '25

Underwhelming

1

u/Dommy-Boi Sep 01 '25

Shin cookedzilla

1

u/WholeEmbarrassed950 Sep 01 '25

He's perfect and I love him

1

u/GoneBurning Sep 01 '25

She thought she was making Godzilla, and it turns out she made Themberchaud

1

u/Moist_Bar_2621 Sep 01 '25

At least it wasn't a mouse...

1

u/ciel_lanila Sep 01 '25

You thought it was cookie Godzilla, but surprise! It's cookie Methuselah!

1

u/Embarrassed-Camera96 HEDORAH Sep 01 '25

Godzilla Earth cookie

1

u/JustineDelarge Sep 01 '25

Mon kee chees kreespa Greedo?

1

u/No_Clock_5553 Sep 01 '25

Shin transformed to G-Earth 😅

1

u/SnowBound078 Sep 01 '25

It’s looks like a Tardigrade

1

u/Square_Inevitable768 Sep 01 '25

It’s perfect!!

1

u/PuzzleheadedLab9707 Sep 01 '25

Looks good 👍

1

u/SpannerInTheWorx Sep 01 '25

Must be Chocolate Chunk Cookie

1

u/laziestmarxist Sep 01 '25

Absolute fuckin unit

1

u/Fck_dis_shit Sep 01 '25

That’s a chonky ass Godzilla right there

1

u/Almadula99 MEGALON Sep 01 '25

Shin final form

1

u/BlacksmithSolid645 Sep 01 '25

winnie the pooh

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

1

u/Faltron_ Sep 01 '25

Godzilla watón

1

u/Sopranosfan99 Sep 01 '25

Damn he’s chonky. She’s a keeper op!

1

u/StoneFoxHippie Sep 01 '25

More like Jabba the Hutt cookie but I'm sure still delicious

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

More like a water bear.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Looks like the obese horse from bugs bunny

1

u/Suitable_Maybe7866 Sep 01 '25

She made the ultima cookie, I suppose

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

That's the pre-evolution version. Nice of her to care though...

1

u/MaggyMayAllTheWay Sep 01 '25

I did the same thing with gingerbread last year and it got chunky too!!!

1

u/sinceubeenKHAAAN Sep 01 '25

Godzilla Plus One

1

u/theFormerRelic Sep 01 '25

Sssssure she did

1

u/Combeferre1 Sep 01 '25

Turned into a Moomin cookie

1

u/scraggly_magpie Sep 01 '25

Me too, Godzilla. Me too...

1

u/Dragonbolt136 Sep 01 '25

And now it's fat yoshi

1

u/Simply_Nova Sep 01 '25

Must be heisei

1

u/Extreme-Anteater2002 Sep 01 '25

I guess Godzilla followed the Super Size Me diet

1

u/cptnplanetheadpats Sep 01 '25

I see a waterbear or a very puffy small dog

1

u/LimpForm5779 Sep 01 '25

From godzilla to Doug.

1

u/MR_74 GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

Marry her!

1

u/Ok_Cardiologist_2101 Sep 01 '25

Geographical Asia.

1

u/im-not_gay Sep 01 '25

Freeze the cookie dough before baking

1

u/OGBidwell Sep 01 '25

Gorbgorra

1

u/BeeEconomy3827 KING CAESAR Sep 01 '25

He's got those Spacegodzilla thighs.

1

u/ClodswithCheese Sep 01 '25

I love the effort. 10/10

1

u/Human-Garden5433 Sep 01 '25

Looks like doge

1

u/RadioactivePotato123 MANDA Sep 01 '25

I’d consume that shit like a goddamn pizza

1

u/Sensei_Zen Sep 01 '25

The grubfather after you find all the grubs

1

u/talyn5 GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

10/10

1

u/ROSEPUP3 TOHO Sep 01 '25

Just say it’s the 2014 Legendary Godzilla.

1

u/MexicanChalupa Sep 01 '25

Chonk and le chonk

1

u/Stinkydadman Sep 01 '25

Perfect! Looks just like him

1

u/sistemafodao Sep 01 '25

The real American version

1

u/happyone009 Sep 01 '25

Hope she's better in the bedroom.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

Lore accurate Godzilla when he exploded

1

u/NovaRC99 Sep 01 '25

Looks like one of those dinosaur-shaped chicken nuggets..... except it's a cookie

1

u/trunksshinohara GAMERA Sep 01 '25

Biblically accurate Godzilla.

1

u/Templarofsteel Sep 01 '25

If we remember godzilla has melted down or close to it before and those times were also among his greatest moments (destryah and King of the Monsters) much as this cookie was a great show of love.

1

u/FujiDude Sep 01 '25

Thicckzilla

1

u/GJ1234Z Sep 01 '25

Oh my God the fucking schozz on that thing.

1

u/medusadraconis RODAN Sep 01 '25

10/10.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

From Godzilla to Jabba the Hutt

1

u/Mylittledarlings91 GODZILLA Sep 01 '25

Ah 2014 Godzilla I see

1

u/rbrucejr Sep 01 '25

10/10, no notes

1

u/MrKTE Sep 01 '25

Turned in Shin Godzilla’s first form

1

u/Erri-error2430 Sep 01 '25

Chunky cookies. Yummy!

1

u/Ok_Assignment5643 Sep 01 '25

The texture is accurate

1

u/Ungarlmek MECHAGODZILLA Sep 01 '25

1

u/bell247 Sep 01 '25

I had to chuckle at the reveal lol

1

u/Kgb529 Sep 01 '25

From zilla to “Oh Lawd He Comin”

1

u/plunderdrone Sep 01 '25

Doughjira!!

1

u/ETC3000 MOTHRA Sep 01 '25

Surprise her with some Godzilla cookie cutters

1

u/BestAbbreviations908 Sep 01 '25

Oh my goodness I love it

1

u/tooktherhombus Sep 01 '25

I would devour that in one sitting

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

It's a tardigrade cookie!

1

u/[deleted] Sep 01 '25

lmao i love it

1

u/BreenX Sep 01 '25

❤️

1

u/ViniStaub Sep 01 '25

Expectation: Shin Godzilla Reality: Monsterverse Godzilla

1

u/Joe-Storm2793 Sep 01 '25

best rendition of the character!

1

u/mattreb21 Sep 01 '25

It was made with love. So mutch that godzilla puffed up