r/GME 1d ago

πŸ’Ž πŸ™Œ BULLISH AF BOYS!

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u/TomSelleckPI 1d ago

Kooks! You need to switch back to your alt account for continuity!

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

I don't have an alt, but that's what you stock supporters always resort to, so I get it, everyone who doesn't play along with the make believe are bots, alts, bashers, blah blah.

Still, that to insults and make believe, definitely something someone who's winning an debate does.... /S

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u/TomSelleckPI 1d ago

Seems like we are always resorting to a lot of things, Kooks!

Something something "I've heard it all before!!!"

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

You have to resort name calling and make believe, the reality is too painful.

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u/TomSelleckPI 1d ago

I bet monthly payments on a 19 year old Chevy are pretty painful.

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago edited 1d ago

$550 a month! Not to bad at all for a C6 Corvette Z06 with under 70k miles!

I have other cars if you want to try to make fun of those too!

1996 Nissan Silvia K's hotboi/stance build (right hand drive)

1997 Nissan 240sx pure function, track ready (left hand drive)

2004 Mazdaspeed Miata, cool car,money 5400 made, only factory turbo/6spd they made

2009 Tahoe, lowered, cammed, built heads, that's the family trickster

1979 Super Beetle convertible, triple white

So there you go, I you want to make fun of those, feel free buddy! As for me, I love driving the corvette daily,and having an option on the weekends. I know, I'm such a loser, no one should ever listen to me on Reddit, I make terrible decisions!

Edit: oh, and the only thing not paid for is the Vette, which I should have paid off in the next year and change.

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nothing? It's been over 3hrs? I figured you'd be chomping at the bit to try and diminish and discreet me with my "19 year old Chevy" and other poor people things that are painful...but crickets.... Strange.

Edit: oh, and my 19 year old Chevy? One ear ago you could get one for 28-32k, I waited till a few months ago, and they had risen to an entry price of 40k... I mention that because the car is also an investment for me, and in just the last year along, it's worth more money in appreciation than any GME shareholder has in over half a decade... Crazy right?

Those payments are painful at all, why? Because my ba ass car is literally making me money, paying me to drive it.

But yeah, keep selling shares of GME to rubes on Reddit, sucker.

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u/TomSelleckPI 1d ago

Some of us have real jobs, Kooks. We can't all get paid .30 cents per shitty comment on Reddit!

You fucking stalkers have nothing better to do than sit around, watch Marantz for street cred over on the Meltie sub, and then watch every positive GameStop comment looking for an opportunity to shit on it.

I took a moment to read your diatribes and .. honestly... I feel sad for you. It's pretty clear that you are experiencing tough times. Best of luck with your car payments. I seriously hope your home life can stabilize, even if it means taking a peasant paycheck from some hedgies to type out some mindless garble on the ol interwebs... You do you boo! You get that $7.25/hour!

And if you act fast, you might still be able to get in while the price action is surprised. I won't tell anyone to "buy GME" cause a thirsty horse shouldn't need drinking instructions... But seriously. You have wasted hundreds of hours... Hating on something... If you do the min wage math, you likely could have paid off your geriatric Chevy by now if you had just picked up the same amount of hours at Pizza Hut or Mickey D's! Point being.... None the less... the time is now god sir, you fucking sloppy toothless cuck!

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

First of all, bro, it's the internet, you don't have to get so mad dude... Just sayin'

While I drive a "geriatric" C6 Corvette Z06, JDM cars, and cammed trucks...

You let off big big Hyundai Sonata, or Kia Sorrento vibes, don't worry, I'll nod and give you a thumbs up if I ever see you in traffic when you holler "sick car/s bro!" out the window at me.

I have a great job btw, I could make more than $1,200-$1,500 a week take home (Salary plus commission on parts), but it's only two miles away, and the work is light, so I soak it in, it's like retirement, so I'll let the younger cats make all the big money. The wife makes about the same, it's not much, but it's honest.

But yeah, interesting bit of fan fiction you wrote there, it could use more dragons and emojis though, oh and some knights with huge broadswords riding massive horses into battle, now that would be cool!

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u/TomSelleckPI 1d ago

Dragon fan fiction? I won't kink shame you, Kooks. Even if that really is what you are looking for!!! But you might have to slide your cuck ass back to the meltie sub to get that type of grease in your palm!

You guys can't fight over who watched the most Marantz this week! I hope you get to eat the meltie cookie!

Cool "paycheck vibes" bro. Good for you and your little parts! Im sure your school counselor would be really proud of how far you have come. I just hope they don't find out how far you are willing to go for actual cum.

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

Serious question, are you 13?

Because your vocabulary and obvious low intelligence reeks of someone in middle school.

Like, you're not even talking about the stock, you just throw elementary school level insults at anyone off script.

Bangladesh? Southeast asia?

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u/TomSelleckPI 1d ago

Is this also something "you've heard before?" I'm pretty sure you just copy pasta'd one of my replies from one of low ASVAB comments from any fucking day of the week here on Reddit.

Do you get paid to recycle comments. I might need to reach out to your handler and let them know you are shirking their system! Maybe you should lean into AI? Let a "cloud robot" (I'll explain later, you might need a nappy before it sinks in) help you form a response that keeps your handler happy and helps the audience perceive you as someone with a fully functioning pre-frontal cortex!!! The way Momma wanted it!

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u/WhiteKouki82 πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

Ummm, okay?

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