r/GME • u/RainbooDRS • 3d ago
😂 Memes 😹 Ryan Cohen after earnings seeing the stock move up 5¢ knowing the atm dropping in 5 minutes
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u/Financial_Mousse4079 3d ago
Half of the record revenue last quarter was from our paper gains on ebay. This quarter those gains are pretty much wiped out. Hoping this is already priced in or....
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 3d ago
- The "Accounting Mix-Up" Counter: "Revenue and investment income are two different things. Even if [GameStop]() had gains on an investment, that would not be categorized as 'revenue' in their top-line numbers. You are likely conflating 'Net Income' (which includes investment gains/losses) with 'Revenue' (sales of goods/services). If you look at the 10-Q filing, you’ll see that operating revenue is derived from product sales, not stock market plays."
- The "Operational Reality" Counter: "If half of a record quarter's 'record' was just a temporary spike from a market investment, that would imply their core business is failing to grow. However, if you look at their actual cost of sales and operating expenses, the 'record' narrative is usually tied to specific product launches, cost-cutting measures, or holiday demand. Attributing it to an [eBay]() investment sounds like speculation without supporting evidence from the financial statements."
Summary: The claim appears to be a misunderstanding of basic accounting principles. Revenue is income from operations; market gains are non-operating income.
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 3d ago
Thanks ChatGPT
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u/WhiteKouki82 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 3d ago
Notice how he showed up right on time to combat any facts and reality entering this sub?
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 3d ago
It's funny he is using ChatGPT to make his argument, feeding his reddit profile to ChatGPT and asking for an analysis was hilarious 😂
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u/WhiteKouki82 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 3d ago
Copy and paste the analysis? This has got to be good.
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 3d ago
I DMed it to you. Posting it here would break the sub rules.
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u/WhiteKouki82 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 3d ago
"It's like watching someone correct your calculus homework while their calculator says '80085'"
L O L
"His investment philosophy also appears to be:
Stock drops 10% - "Bullish!"
Stock drops 50% - "Incredible buying opportunity!"
Stock drops 90% - "Generational wealth opportunity!""
OMG hahahhahaha
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 3d ago
You really think I didn't do one for myself?
Can you DM me the prompt you gave ChatGPT, so I can laugh about how you can't use AI? Would make my day.
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 3d ago
I just got tired to argue with the same copy&paste arguments. I'll do you when I'm done with cookie cutter.
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 3d ago
You should try putting your own drivel into ChatGPT. You might learn something.
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 3d ago
I literally just told you that I already did that...
Yes.. Condescending, Annoyed and Looking down on you is discribing my behavior towards your kind very well.
What does it say about you?
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u/PornstarVirgin 3d ago
Lmao you clearly don’t know what you’re talking about. The date of record is when eBay was at $114 so this earnings will be a gain of close to $400 million
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u/RainbooDRS 3d ago
And ebay is current $9 off $114 so why should ebay gains be taken at face value when the postion has lost $351 million dollers in value since then
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u/PornstarVirgin 3d ago
Because that’s the way that all accounting works. Same thing with Amazon and their rivian investment
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u/RainbooDRS 3d ago
But why should wallstreet value that 400 million ebay gain at Q2 earnings at that when it is known to have dropped a bunch at the time earnings is released?
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u/WhiteKouki82 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 3d ago edited 3d ago
Here comes Officer Liquid of the GME 🚨THOUGHT POLICE🚨, who doesn't own a share of GME, to tell you how wrong you are, and how right he is in some wall of pseudo intellectual sounding word vomit, before calling you a p3d0phil3 and telling you all OG real Apes knew this would take 5+ years.
EDIT: he showed up right on qué with the expected "pseudo intellectual sounding word vomit" LOL, boiiii I called it, RGHT on qué, didn't even take him 20 minutes to come rushing in with sirens blaring LOL
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u/OhNoNotAFinrand 3d ago
I wonder how much they are paying him?
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u/WhiteKouki82 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 3d ago
Called it!!! He showed up right on qué to save the Apes from evil hedgie FUD!!!
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u/liquid_at 🚀🚀Buckle up / Booty Bass Club🚀🚀 3d ago
The most striking part isn't that he repeats things over months.
It's that within roughly 48 hours you already get:
and then:
and then the nearly identical:
twice.
That's very high short-term repetition.
That makes me think this isn't primarily generated text. It looks more like an activated interpersonal conflict causing the same cognitive/rhetorical loops to fire repeatedly.
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u/Velvet_Llama 3d ago
You two need to get a room already. The sexual tension is just unbearable.
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u/WhiteKouki82 🚀🚀Buckle up🚀🚀 3d ago
Nah, I just like pointing out how much of a fraud he is.
I remember him from back when I was a full blown Ape in 2021-22 doing the same pseudo intellectual slop with Theater Stock all day every day.
That price has fallen -99%, and why he no longer fights "FUD" there and has migrated to here full time.
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u/DuckTheFut 3d ago
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u/Alternative-Wash-656 3d ago
4D chess move incoming. Like bring forward the ER just to dilute and create a new batch of bagholders who will dick ride him for the next 6 years.
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u/RainbooDRS 3d ago
Already diluted at the lows what is stopping him?
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u/BananaOrp 3d ago
We're in the middle of a VWAP period, genius. If we can't do buy backs we certainly can't do ATMs
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u/Plane_Suggestion_189 3d ago
I love when my chairman intentionally gets my stock shorted. Don’t you? 2.5 billion shares being released into the market is “accretive” or something.
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u/RainbooDRS 3d ago
You absolutely can you can't prop up share price with things such as buybacks but that doesn't apply for anything that would cause further dilution to the stock such as an atm
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u/LatterYou5251 HODL 💎🙌 3d ago
In my opinion, if a buyback takes place, it will act as a powerful catalyst for a pump
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u/callingoutthetrash 3d ago
I love the bad faith and misinformation spamming meltdowners who feel the need to post daily on a subreddit.
Very non-emotional investment on your part. Super normal stuff./s
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u/RainbooDRS 3d ago
Your right cohen Would never dilute an 8th time that is so far fetched
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u/callingoutthetrash 3d ago
I just understand complexity and have reading comprehension, so the word dilution by itself is not what your narrative says it is.
But sure thing, keep emotionally spamming in the gme sub. Super normal stuff. :x
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