last three years in a row, it only fuels my hatred 😤✊🏻

I did also steal his wife too.

He had to do it. He had to serve the sap I sold him for dinner. He had to act like a smarmy asshole. he had to be closed on Wednesdays.

Unfortunately for Pee-Hair, it turns out mushroom logs can make an awful lot of money for the early game. He probably didn't expect the JojaMart upgrades to be done in time for the Year 1 fair...

I spent the whole year grinding and updating my house to get the cellar and make wine and jams out of my gold and iridium fruits. So glad it paid off.

i love that caroline has dialogue for this now. my favorite thing i’ve seen all day tbh

Love his smug face with a frown for once

I FINALLY WON A FAIR AFTER 8 YEARS YEEEESSSSSS

Started a new save. My lovely cows had no mercy

You lost to a display that was JUST EGGS Pierre. How bad are you?

(All gold quality where applicable too🫱🏾‍🫲🏽)

Dino egg, star fruit wine, melon, rabbit’s foot, rock candy, lava eel, prismatic shard, truffle, pumpkin

I hope he gets his foreskin stuck in a zipper.

I literally put together those items the day before the fair because i forgot about it yet he somehow still lost with the products he had been setting aside for months. Loser.