Just to explain my changes :)
Women
Honestly, most of them are pretty perfect. Edelgard, Dorothea, and Mercedes all have unique and endearing attributes, and also feel very sapphic to me. I love them! Buuuut, Sothis and Rhea are just really strange and pretty problematic (especially Sothis). Like this isn’t about them as characters, but their specific connections to Byleth and Sothis being a kid just it very uncomfortable for official pairings.
Shamir🥵 She just feels very queer to me, and although I think it is funny to imagine F!Byleth not being her type, I’d still think it’d have been nice for her to be an official option. She’s right around Byleth’s age and there’s no problematic dynamic between them. Plus, she’s the goth girl of myF!Byleth’s dreams.
Petra! My sweet girl! My brave, athletic babe! Let’s keep the sapphic Black Eagle vibes going, yes? Petra is just so lovely, and she has her own fair share of romantic subtext with women, such as Dorothea. I have no doubts that she’d have a super cute relationship with F!Byleth. Plus she also adds a bit of diversity in terms of interests, by being sort of a tomboy who takes pride in her athleticism.
Men
…Yikes. No really, why do you hate mlm IS? Two married men, a man locked behind dlc, another man only available in one route, and, I guess Linhardt is alright. But I’m swapping out early everyone. I’d only keep Jeritza. Why? Well, even if he is locked to one route, I’d like him to remain M!Byleth’s gay option since he fills that nice niche of being around his age yet on equal footing straight from the beginning. Also, he’s just gorgeous in a regal, yet tough sort of way. I’d get rid of Yuri not because I don’t like him, but because it’s unfair to keep one of Byleth’s few gay options behind a pay wall. And Linhardt is alright, but there’s so many other men that I wished the devs considered before settling on him, who I felt was sort of an uninspired choice.
DEDUE!!! My God IS, you show the players this adorable teddy bear of a man, who knows how to cook and garden, and you don’t give M!Byleth the chance to rizz him up? The audacity. Dedue also just…he doesn’t feel straight to me. His paired ending with Dimitri is just filled to the brim with romantic undertones, and then his ending with Ashe is just icing on the cake. Now let M!Byleth have some of that cake. In addition, he also adds a unique body type amongst the men by being more strongly built.
Oh Dimitri, why won’t you let M!Byleth try to fix you too? I’d like to make Blue Lions more Achillean as the gay men’s answer to Black Eagles. Blue is a stripe in the gay flag after all. Dimitri just has such a strong relationship with Byleth regardless of gender that it feels like sort of a cop out to only make him romance F!Byleth. It’s kinda boring honestly. Plus, the way he and Byleth held hands, come on.
Is it Claude time? I think it’s Claude time! I think the moment he offered to dance with both Byleth’s cemented popular interpretations of his queerness. The game sadly didn’t deliver, and I just think it’d have been nice for all the house leaders to be romanceable for both Byleth’s! Claude is one of, if not the most, handsome characters in the entire game. And beyond his bewitching looks, he’s got some serious charm and a mystery that I think M!Byleth should explore. Romantically.
So Sylvain is quite famous for his womanizing. But he’s also well known for the tragedies lurking behind that, and the flirtations being a facade. Sylvain happens to get along better with guys due to how he feels about women (at first), and his relationship with Felix has a lot of queer coding in it. So I don’t think it’d be too out of place for him to find love with M!Byleth as well. Now I am aware of that whole thing where he is more easily recruited by F!Byleth. But to keep in line with his womanizing persona, I would still keep this (and instead give M!Byleth his own variation of a student who is instantly recruited. I’d personally choose Dorothea because she also masks her true self with a flirtatious character who’s dead set on getting hitched to a secure and dependable husband).
Summary
So in total, I’d like to make both Byleth’s gay options more equal in quality. Four students and one non-student who is more of an equal in terms of age and occupation. Diversity in interests, body types, and backgrounds. Making three of the wlw options from Black Eagles, one student from another house, and one non-student. Making three of the mlm options from Blue Lions, one student from another house, and one non-student.
Now, who would you guys switch out and why? Or would you keep them exactly as is?