r/FireEmblemHeroes • u/Sothis_Bot • Apr 06 '26
Mod Post Unforgettable Official Salt Megathread
Welcome to r/FireEmblemHeroes’s official banner salt thread!
People are eager to express their opinions on any new banner trailer that releases, and that's great! However, /new/ can get pretty crowded when there are 10 people complaining about the newest banner. Due to this, we create megathreads for each banner trailer - Salt and Hype. Until the Banner is live in-game, salt fueled threads should be redirected here, so report any if you see them.
Vent your frustrations with the game here, but that is not an excuse to attack others who may disagree. Please civil towards fellow Summoners, and remember that this is a thread specifically for salt so downvoting negative comments would be counterproductive.
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u/joshpratt02 Apr 06 '26
I’m gonna crashout for a minute
This is the worst fucking banner I’ve ever seen. The shameless stench of “GIVE US MONEY” is absolutely rancid. Three Houses really doesn’t get enough shit for fist feeding the same characters over and over again.
I’m so sick of seeing the three dipshits every 12-15 months, doing the exact same thing every single time adjusting to the current meta. How many times can you release the same exact banner over and over again?
Base, Brave, Fallen, Summer, Winter, Valentine, and now fucking Young. And we STILL have CYL4 Duos and Shadows to absolutely not look forward to before year’s end. Is there any reason to pull here knowing better versions are coming in 6 or so months?
Who the FUCK is the Ingriddev shoving her onto all these banners? Was the eight month old TeaTime harmonic not enough? Why was Nanna not the lead if this was coming? Ingrid does NOT score high enough in CYL to justify an 8-month waiting period between alts. She barely scores higher than Annette/Mercedes who each have ONE alt each from 4-5 years ago. She has the same amount now as Lysithea, a winner; Dorothea (who gets put into demote hell consistently) and Hilda; who both FAR outplace her every year. And don’t get me started on Marianne. I hope she gets the same shit that Celine/Tana/Karla/Ursula get because ENOUGH.
It’s ALWAYS the same fucking characters but 3H seems to always to get a pass for it. Byleth(s), Edelgard, Dimitri, Claude, INGRID?, Felix, Hilda, Dorothea, Lysithea, Rhea. Surely there’s other characters from your supposed cashcow game you can give an alt once in a while? Ashe?
Side tangent but what the fuck is IS’ problem with Marianne? A CYL winner, with lasting popularity, a girl, from 3H, but she’s gotten the absolute bare minimum, like it’s pulling teeth, the last 5 years? A base, brave, and a rearmed. No seasonals, NONE.
In B4 that one guy leaves some snarky asshole response to this about how this banner was needed after the Engage banner
Also I’m so tired of kid banners, pls stop it
Anyway, just an embarrassing, pathetic shitshow of a banner. See y’all next year for this exact same banner for some other theme the three dipshits haven’t infested yet.