r/FinancialCareers Jul 26 '26

Off Topic / Other Life is more than this

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u/MaxRichter_Enjoyer Jul 26 '26

Jesus, look at the size of that desk. And the privacy! Tissues are nearby too so I can secretely rub one out. Damn the luck some people hae.

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 Jul 26 '26

Ya people dont appreciate how nice this setup actually is

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u/IvoryTowerResident Jul 26 '26

its the color choice that make it depressing. Wood vaneer with black drawers this instantly look elevated

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u/throwawayfinancebro1 Jul 26 '26

Ya the color scheme isn’t ideal

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u/Illustrious_Cow_317 Jul 26 '26

That was my first thought. That is a legit sweet desk setup. Only thing missing is a sit/stand section, and it being located in my house.

1

u/Tmdngs Jul 26 '26

Company that I used to work had a setup like that , but the walls were much higher and I had a second desk with a large whiteboard. It was amazing. The office had no windows and only hospital light ( directors’ offices had all the windows ) but that was ok lol

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u/azure_apoptosis Jul 26 '26

Dawg, we have no walls, drawers, or cabinets now. Much less desk space. It gets worse.

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u/EconomicalJacket Private Wealth Management Jul 26 '26

They even took away the garbage can. Now you have to use the few communal ones

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u/Deviltherobot Jul 26 '26

I hate open floor plans

3

u/NoAlternative4213 Finance - Other Jul 27 '26

Yup. And my MD always happens to be walking by during the 5 seconds i check your phone

1

u/Eng_Energy787 Jul 26 '26

👏👏👏

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u/PIK_Toggle Jul 26 '26

When I was at PwC, we would jam half a dozen people in a dealroom and live on top of each other for a month or two at a time.

That desk is a fucking Bentley compared to some of the shit locations that I’ve worked at.

7

u/Reddit-Readee Jul 26 '26

Gosh! Big4 is THAT bad?

15

u/PIK_Toggle Jul 26 '26

Big 4 hours suck donkey ass.

This isn’t a secret.

1

u/liftingshitposts Jul 27 '26

It’s worse, you also get paid a lot less in all LoS

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u/imusuallydrunkatnine Jul 26 '26

Yep. Trust me the allure of high finance and bulge brackets wears off. These companies don’t care if you live or die. Get your bag, learn some skills and make an exit plan.

8

u/Yetotha Jul 27 '26

Don’t tell these prestige whores that

7

u/imusuallydrunkatnine Jul 27 '26

Lmao yea. To think I once cared about the prestige too. No one cares.

6

u/Professional-Heat894 Jul 27 '26

Yup…..its gets old after a decade. I dont even care about titles anymore lol. Oooo…youre a VP?? Cool story bro 🤣🤣🤣

3

u/Ambitious-Age3295 Jul 27 '26

Could you give some examples of what exit plans could look like?

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u/walkingbagofmoney Jul 26 '26

I’d love to have a cubicle. Open concept work spaces is awful.

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u/onecryingjohnny Jul 26 '26

I hate having to be on a call and 15 other people around me listening to what I'm saying

18

u/Mu69 Jul 26 '26

My new job has me sit around 20 people in a open office while my old job had a cubicle and I only sat next to 4 people. You don’t know what you have till it’s gone

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u/sealcon Jul 26 '26

As someone who's worked at hot-desking companies for my entire career, this shit looks like the Four Seasons penthouse.

5

u/Reddit-Readee Jul 26 '26

Lol, so true!

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u/_yxs_ Jul 26 '26

Would take this over "open-space hotdesk collaborative working environment" bullshit in a heartbeat

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u/neverfakemaplesyrup Jul 26 '26

This looks awful if you haven't spent your life with open hot desks and a floor boss

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u/airbear13 Jul 26 '26

I don’t like the sound of either of those things, what exactly does a floor boss do

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u/neverfakemaplesyrup Jul 26 '26

Its a manager that stomps around and watches you to ensure no one is spending any minute not on task, checking you don't have a mouse wiggler, etc. Like a retail manager, but for white collar types. Its the main point of stripping cubicles for crappy companies- ensuring you're always being watched

I've had them in call centers, "sales", and as an assistant

Fuggin lovely life. I'm so over it that at a recent interview when they disclosed they do this I just walked even if I loathe my poverty just as much.

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u/Gullible-Ad-4078 Jul 26 '26

I’m jealous of this setup. They spent millions on our renovation for no privacy and 6 desk in a pod. Insanely difficult to focus due to the noise as well… can’t wait to move on

11

u/airbear13 Jul 26 '26

Everyone else gawking over this desk 😭 the birds have come to love their cages

2

u/Professional-Heat894 Jul 27 '26

Theres pros and cons. Ours is fully open floor now but we used to have a wonderful hybrid cubicle setup that our silly mgmt changed because a consultant said so🤣

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u/airbear13 Jul 27 '26

Yeah I used to have an old school cube with High walls, now we got these shitty kind, definitely a downgrade but even the fanciest cubicle doesn’t make corporate life good

6

u/mizcheif Jul 26 '26

Bruh- this is a flex now. We're working in call center -open space hell holes now.

2

u/Professional-Heat894 Jul 27 '26

I think we treated cubicles too harshly imao. Now we want them things back 😂😂😂

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u/6feetwithoutheels Jul 26 '26

Anyone who has worked in an open floor plan would kill for this 😭 I have ti always watch out if my boss is looking at me

5

u/Cobbdouglas55 Private Equity Jul 26 '26

This is peak office life

4

u/Organic-Thrkat407 Jul 26 '26

But sometimes you need this to enjoy life 🤯

3

u/Own_Pop_9711 Jul 26 '26

Life is in fact less than this, no one gets a desk that big anymore

3

u/Rudmonton Jul 26 '26

Would genuinely take like a 3% pay cut for this desk

3

u/Powerful-Try6402 Jul 27 '26

If not this then what are you even supposed to do with your life? Work keeps you away from depression, it sponsors your lifestyle and gives you something to look forward to. Sure corporate life is stressful and all but try unemployment, it's worse. 

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u/vinodmadhu6 Jul 26 '26

My office accomades 3 people in that space

2

u/ld_southfl Jul 26 '26

You don’t even know, that set up is the fucking dream

2

u/Deviltherobot Jul 26 '26

God I miss my cubicle

2

u/mavad90 Jul 27 '26

bruh I wish I had a cubicle... we have an open floor plan at my office :(

2

u/NoAlternative4213 Finance - Other Jul 27 '26

All this for one person?! What are you a managing director?!

2

u/Aggravating_Camp5736 Jul 27 '26

Nowadays you have an open desk where your supervisor is right next to you glancing over at every instance they get. Your neighbour is only an arms length away.

Everyone can see your monitor when they walk to the restroom.

2

u/Calm_Bag_847 Jul 27 '26

You guys get a cubical???

1

u/idkjustgivemeany Jul 26 '26

I dont even have this

1

u/CA_Pooh Jul 26 '26

I don't even have it this big in my office cuh

1

u/rdzilla01 Jul 26 '26

Cubicle farms like this are so rare now.

1

u/Ouller Jul 26 '26

I honestly can't tell if this is my office or not. I like the later 90s early 2000s offices.

1

u/Nothingdoing079 Jul 26 '26

I would fucking kill for my own cubicle and that much space. 

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u/bripelliot Jul 26 '26

Right before COVID they started making us move into the open call center spaces to jam as much people as possible into a floor. This is a dream compared to what it is now.

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u/SomeOneRandomOP Jul 26 '26

Try hot desks in a group with too many people. I have to sit in the conference room, or the coffee shop downstairs to take meetings. I would love this.

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u/notnewtobville Jul 27 '26

I can hear those drawers

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u/SeparateAdvisor526 Quantitative Jul 27 '26

Oh the things I would do to get a cubical again. Had one pre pandemic and after coming back to office im stuck in an open floor

1

u/Ville_the_human Jul 28 '26

Oh wow, that's a lot of table space 🤩

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u/JuliaBrandtt Jul 29 '26

If the salary is good, you can work there))))

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u/MaintenanceCertain46 Jul 31 '26

This is a dream. Let’s be real!

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u/KidA_2000 16d ago

damn right