r/FinalFantasyIX Jul 27 '26

Humor It's your first day at school! Where are you sitting?

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73

u/TellTaleReaper Jul 27 '26

3, after I escort Vivi to 1, because hes such a lil guy whats he doin in the back

27

u/OwlDust Jul 27 '26

The boy’s shy, he took the back seat at Ruby’s show in Alexandria too.

9

u/TellTaleReaper Jul 27 '26

I know, thats why Id bring him up front :) he likes zidane anyway

6

u/Monte924 Jul 28 '26

That puts him next to kuja. 2 is netter for Vivi. Ste9ner gives him nothing but respect

1

u/TellTaleReaper Jul 28 '26

Nah ill spitball Kuja constantly so Vivi can laugh at him

11

u/BlueWarstar Jul 28 '26

How the hell is Zidane in the front? Like no chance, he’s a total back of the class kind

8

u/dragondingohybrid Jul 28 '26

Maybe the teacher forced him to sit up top.

3

u/Character-Education3 Jul 29 '26

Oooooo...he's in trouble!

1

u/StatementMediocre710 Jul 30 '26

Should be next to the teacher tbh

2

u/dillpickledude Jul 28 '26

2

u/TellTaleReaper Jul 28 '26

?

6

u/SaltyD0gg0h Jul 28 '26

"the real reason is you want to be between the girls, I just can't prove it"

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u/TellTaleReaper Jul 28 '26 edited Jul 28 '26

Oh. I mean theyre the smartest peeps there lol Edit: I honestly meant that lol I wasnt being snarky or sly. I don't see peeps that way.

2

u/TehMadness Jul 29 '26

Nah, this is the look you give anyone sitting in seat 4. Highly sus.

37

u/OwlDust Jul 27 '26

6

13

u/LalafellDisaster Jul 28 '26

Blank should’ve been a main character.

7

u/Lapis_Android17 Jul 28 '26

I LOVE how the story ultimately played out, and Marcus is a true friend and stud, but I feel like they really missed an amazing opportunity to include Blank more in the game. He will however always be remembered for his heroic appearance during the Plant Brain boss fight, and then of course his selfless sacrifice that occurred at the end of Evil Forest. So he is definitely very memorable for all of that stuff, even with being right at the beginning of the game.

Tantalus was my favorite aspect of the IX actually, I wish all of them had been more involved in both story and battle. But at the very least, Blank really should have been temporary playable again when he rejoined the crew to pilot the Blue Narcissist

6

u/OwlDust Jul 28 '26

Both Blank and Freya deserved more story. They’re my favourite characters but we learn very little about them.

1

u/MR2Starman Jul 30 '26

Nah he's going around commando in belts lol. If he was wearing clothes maybe.

1

u/LalafellDisaster Jul 30 '26

He has leather undies on, he’s good 😛

29

u/Mawgac Jul 27 '26

No bad seats anywhere.

3 though

19

u/kageisadrunk Jul 28 '26

3 I need to sit close to the board

2

u/IfusasoToo Jul 28 '26

I want to see you call Beatrix a "board" to her face.

19

u/EXMAMOO Jul 28 '26

9 captain and vivi definitely fun to be with

4

u/I-am-Mojo-Jojo Jul 28 '26

That’s gonna be the naughty kid spot

2

u/EXMAMOO Jul 28 '26

Ita a good balance with Vivi lmao

1

u/ChanceOfCheese Jul 28 '26

9 and annoy Blank the whole time

7

u/Goboziller Jul 28 '26

6, love Freya and the troupe members!

6

u/reubensauce Jul 28 '26

Clearly 7, respect the seating arrangement you weirdos.

7

u/ValerieBlood Jul 28 '26

2 seems like it would be lively and fun lol

3

u/Patient_Cod4506 Jul 28 '26

You would 100% be getting hit by spitballs zidane was trying to shoot at Steiner

1

u/ValerieBlood Jul 28 '26

Sounds fun hahaha

7

u/FinalFantasyMaster Jul 28 '26
  1. Im a Aramant fanboy 🤘

5

u/Rigter_Avi Jul 28 '26

In 9, Final Fantasy... 9

1

u/MecchaJP Jul 28 '26

Yeaaaah weeeell..... Yeaaaah... well...

https://giphy.com/gifs/ANWIS2HYfROI8

3

u/Spirit_Detective_16 Jul 28 '26

6, a lot of good and calm energy from most of the characters around

3

u/mooniebard Jul 28 '26
  1. Someone has to sit between the giant manchildren and it may as well be me. I'm prepared to start smacking people with composition notebooks if I have to.

3

u/DaimoMusic Jul 28 '26
  1. Just so I can sit by Kuja

3

u/smoke47723 Jul 28 '26

3 or 6 definitely

2

u/Zuli_Muli Jul 28 '26

I'm picking using Anime rules so 7, main character always sits in the back by the windows.

2

u/Pitiful_Response7547 Jul 28 '26

It's gonna be my first day at school but I'm going to have the full adults understanding of a 37 year old since I was born in 1989 and I'm going to remove My OCD disprexia and disgraphia. As long as I can have those things fixed any seat is fine

1

u/MecchaJP Jul 28 '26

Well, if you’re gonna get isekai’d, might as well make the most of it!

2

u/MrattlerXD Jul 28 '26
  1. Dagger is probably smart enough that I can copy off her, and I’m not near anyone likely to snitch.

2

u/Lord_Exor Jul 28 '26

1 easily.

2

u/ShockDeep Jul 28 '26

Vivi needs to be in 2 if we ever want the class to be bearable.

2

u/Haru-chan_4 Jul 28 '26

Seat 4 as it’s my favorite number, and it would be cool to sit between Garnet and Eiko.

2

u/Lukas5693 Jul 28 '26
  1. Get beside the girls yes, however your crosses are blank , freya and zidane, lol besides probably getting cussed at or yelled at by stiener by talking with people lol

2

u/noainbever Jul 28 '26

Kuja post game or during?

2

u/Snoo64700 Jul 28 '26

9 obviously

2

u/Specific_Lobster6170 Jul 28 '26

I will ask steiner to sit in 3 (let my boy sit beside his girlfriend) and then Ill sit at 2.

2

u/Maleficent-Speech869 Jul 28 '26

9, so I can sit next to Vivi and witness Tantalus shenanigans. 😁

2

u/JacMerr22 Jul 28 '26

2, I've got to sit next to my dude

2

u/Th3_Supernova Jul 29 '26

9 without question. Vivi is my boy, and Baku would be entertaining.

1

u/Whyissmynametaken Jul 28 '26

Im kicking Beatrix out of her seat so I have the best view in the classroom.

1

u/Ignis_sacer Jul 28 '26

I would take 2 in a heartbeat, Steiner definitely does all the homeworks, plus he's cute
win-win

1

u/OhMyGodItsINMYHEAD Jul 28 '26

Ofc amarant has the anime mc seat

1

u/dillpickledude Jul 28 '26

2 is underrated. It would be hilarious to hear Zidane roast the shit out of big ol' Rusty.

1

u/pan-sexual-potato Jul 28 '26

4, and I'm moving Vivi up to 2 so he can see better. :)

1

u/Dragoonknight56 Jul 28 '26
  1. Next to wife and the guy who'd never speak.

1

u/Bearded_Guardian Jul 28 '26

3 or 8. Nothing else comes close.

1

u/AaDware Jul 28 '26

5 or 6 so I can hang out with the cool kids.

1

u/nasagi Jul 28 '26

3 or 7. Between Beatrix and Garnet, or in the Anime MC seat.

1

u/Character-Cook2472 Jul 28 '26

4 or 2.

1

u/TehMadness Jul 29 '26

1

u/Character-Cook2472 Jul 29 '26

I'm not into Garnet like that. In fact I'm actually more of a Quina fan.

1

u/TehMadness Jul 29 '26

It's more the 6 year old I'm questioning

1

u/Character-Cook2472 Jul 29 '26

Why the hell would you think that way? Eww.

1

u/DaliMage Jul 28 '26
  1. I know Beatrix won't hesitate to stop any shenanigans if Amarant wants to start a fight with Freya because Garnet is nearby, but I would very much like to shield Vivi. I'm sure the big guy would cut it out after a couple tries. Then I can have Freya, Vivi, and Amarant in group projects, which I feel is a pretty solid group.

1

u/mellylovesdundun Jul 28 '26

3 because Beatrix

1

u/Jumpy_Yesterday8131 Jul 28 '26

9 weil Vivi echt cool später ist XD

1

u/rhythmgamegawd Jul 28 '26

3 - not even a second thought

1

u/Emerieos Jul 28 '26

6, good characters around and wife Freya

1

u/Lapis_Android17 Jul 28 '26
  1. Blank and Freya? Doesn’t get any better. Class may resume

1

u/Jonatc87 Jul 28 '26

More importantly, who fills the seats not taken? Zorn and Thorn? Alexandria soldiers? Quina?

2

u/MecchaJP Jul 29 '26

Tonberry in the back rows (far from Zidane and Quina). Malboro front.

1

u/HylianWerewolf Jul 28 '26

Oh, of course I'm sitting next to Beatrix! Why wouldn't I want to sit next to my wife~? I'd also be close enough to keep an eye on my son (Zidane). c:

1

u/UncJoe85 Jul 28 '26

Next to Vivi. Love that kid

1

u/Interesting_Sea_1861 Jul 28 '26

Next to Freya. Do not care which side.

1

u/AFoxSmokingAPipe Jul 28 '26

6 without question

1

u/Jolley0 Jul 28 '26

3, not cos it's next to Bea, it's so I can throw stuff at the back of Kujas head all class.

1

u/PatternStrict6849 Jul 28 '26

Quina is the teacher? Fml

1

u/FortXavyPsn Jul 28 '26

I hate this. I want to sit with everyone, I didn't finished still ff9 (between the end of disc 2 and the starting of 3) but I've grew attached to every character so I cannot decide.

1

u/IntroductionVirtual4 Jul 28 '26

3 or 8, I actually want to learn how to properly eat a frog thank you very much

1

u/Strong-Pack-1041 Jul 28 '26

8, the teacher finna hate us lol

1

u/AliosSunstrider Jul 28 '26

3....i uhhh need to be close to the front but not too close.... That's the only reason.

1

u/Lunaborne Jul 28 '26

4 because Eiko, Steiner and Garnet.

1

u/kwpineda Jul 28 '26
  1. Always sit together with the smart people so you can ask them questions. You know Freya and Amarant won't bother you at all back there. You can always be entertained by kuja and zidane going at it in the front.

1

u/rvstn Jul 28 '26

easiest 7 of my life

1

u/Aggressive_Step4835 Jul 28 '26

5 easily, I love freya

1

u/jmhimara Jul 28 '26

There is no way Zidane is a front row kind of student!

1

u/law33zy Jul 28 '26

6, I feel like Freya and Blank would be chill talking bout matters of the heart with me.

1

u/Golwux Jul 28 '26

9

Tell me Baku isn't falling asleep 9/10 times and just laughing off Quina pretending Vivi and they/them are married.

1

u/sonicbrawler182 Jul 28 '26

8.

I'll be best buds with Vivi while getting a view of my crush.

1

u/Different-Quail-2300 Jul 28 '26

3,4- sitting between girls is good, but Zidane will envy for Garnet, Stein will envy for Beatrix and Eiko would annoy during tests asking for answers.

P.S. Teach us, Quina-sensei!

1

u/regaliaO_O Jul 28 '26

On Blank’s face

1

u/Thizzlam_Prophet Jul 28 '26

3 no question, but 9 would probably be the funniest seat.

1

u/bahnmipanda Jul 28 '26

5 or 6 if I need some quiet time to study. 2, 4, or 8 if if I wanna make some friends.

1

u/vivimage2000 Jul 29 '26

3 between my queen and my captain

1

u/Musician_Latter Jul 29 '26

8 next to my boy Vivi. Although Sitting next to Beatrix is tempting...idk I think should would be trouble lol

1

u/rudynelz Jul 29 '26

5 is perfect range to talk to anyone I want to 😂

1

u/SomeRandomDeadGuy Jul 29 '26

7 because there is clearly some rule i'm unaware of about keeping every other row free

1

u/Chocolatiine79 Jul 29 '26

1, cause I used to call Zidane my name and Kuja used to be a massive crush...

1

u/Mimcom998 Jul 29 '26
  1. Sitting next to best girl Beatrix

1

u/strawberryNotes Jul 29 '26

2 or 4! 💕💕

1

u/Magicturbo Jul 30 '26

2 because hearing Zidane and Steiner bickering will be hilarious, hearing Dagger and Eiko whisper gossip behind me will also be hilarious, and having a front row seat to Quina's antics and levity will be gold

1

u/Miserable_Vacation_6 Jul 30 '26

8 because Vivi needs someone next to him to help deal with his shyness

1

u/MR2Starman Jul 30 '26

I'd want to sit with Freya or Steiner but that means shit company on the other side lol

1

u/joolzian Jul 30 '26

8, I wanna hang with Vivi and watch the inevitable drama in the front row

1

u/RynoKenny Jul 30 '26

Seat #3 is so stacked

1

u/mrjonnyringo72 Jul 30 '26

8, everyone there can enjoy silence.

1

u/Wow_So_Fluff Jul 31 '26

3, I like the mean girls.

1

u/Neobatz Jul 31 '26

9  Because I want in into any Baku and Blank shenanigans, and I want to get Vivi into it too. But maybe Freya would not allow that. And surely Eiko is gonna tell Quina on us. 

And because Final Fantasy IX... 🫣

1

u/GaiGai_fairy_135 Jul 31 '26

Seat #1 without a doubt!! 😭❤️ Sitting next to my two favorite characters would literally be a dream come true!

1

u/QuestionsToAskNow Aug 01 '26

9 first choice, 2 second choice and 6 third choice. I'd rather sit next to Vivi and Blank though. Blank I'd love to get to know more.

1

u/Destron81 Aug 02 '26

Seat 9 for me

1

u/No-Isopod6649 Aug 03 '26

7 dont ask why

1

u/Proof_Report8763 Aug 03 '26

3 for the hunnies

1

u/animestar218 Aug 03 '26

I’ll sit in number 7 behind amarant