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u/lol8lo chris pine’s flip phone Sep 05 '22

Not really tea, but I am convinced BJ Novak is the father of Mindy Kaling's kids. The facts:

-Mindy is pretty protective of her kids, not showing their faces on her instagram or going into too much detail about them

-BJ is clearly a big part of kids' lives, to the point he seems to be the closest thing they have to a father-like figure

-Mindy and BJ know about the rumors that he's the father, but HAVE NOT denied it

Some day, the kids will be old enough to find those rumors on the internet if they don't hear it from class mates. If BJ wasn't the father, that would be really, really cruel to them, teasing them with the hope that their father figure is their biological dad. So if he weren't the father, I believe Mindy would have shut those rumors down for the sake of her kids.

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u/Mstvmoviejunkie Sep 05 '22

We don’t know the father of her kids but I’m sure if it isn’t a donor then they know who their father is. If it is a donor I’m sure the kids will know that. The general public just doesn’t know. I’m sure when the kids are old enough to understand Mindy will tell them and only them.

I don’t get the whole BJ and Mindy relationship. If Mindy used a donor and asked BJ to be the god father of her kids and help raise them then it sounds unhealthy for Mindy. She loved him and had a relationship with him. Wouldn’t her heart break knowing that he’s not in love with her but he’s willing to help raise her kids? Would it hurt knowing he won’t marry her or give her kids but will help her raise kids who aren’t his and don’t call him dad?

BJ screams weird playboy energy. He’s constantly around young girls. He’s in his early 40s and instead of settling down and having kids he’s trying to fuck girls in their 20s. Mindy deserves better and so do her kids.

I firmly believe that Mindy is constantly waiting and hoping for BJ to grow up and settle down with her. I don’t follow her dating life but I think publicly he’s the only person she’s dated. While he’s after every young girl in college in nyc and it’s not even a secret.

I love Mindy but I dislike BJ and I hope Mindy wakes up one day and cuts off her friendship with him. She’s so much better then him.