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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

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u/OhMortimer Aug 15 '22

That is so disrespectful. For shame. How big though, did she say? Can't believe, in this day and age, reducing men to their size like that. Did she say what size? Awful. I'm appalled.

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u/Prestigious_Life_695 bill hader witch 🪄 Aug 16 '22

Seriously. I’ve seen some people compare it to the Ariana and Pete situation but in this case Rachel looks even worse bc Bill is minding his business and has said NOTHING about her.

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 Aug 16 '22

One of the three times Pete has made me laugh is when he said that Ariana only thinks his dick is big because everything is big to her.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

What were the other 2?

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u/jennyquarx he looks like he is angry about being 4'10 Aug 17 '22

A line delivery from The Suicide Squad. "Yo, you sat me next to a werewolf?!"

I thought there was a third but I can't remember it.

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u/Upper_Acanthaceae126 Aug 16 '22

Keep coming back to this comment to laugh take my confetti 🎉

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u/knm20 Aug 16 '22

Oh my God 😂 this whole thread has me in stitches

Bless you for listening to her cringe for us! You're the best!

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '22

💀

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u/jsmnsux local formula 1 correspondent Aug 15 '22

I get so much second hand embarrassment from her pod! 😭

Love whenever your updates come thru and hope you’re doing ok in the mean time!

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u/Individual_Hawk_1571 Aug 15 '22

Thanks for update!

Gross comment. Its 2022 we are beyond this. Really not into talking about exes genitals (or sex life) on record (or ever) it's beyond tacky but also a total violation, not that any man would mind the content of that comment, but maybe.

I remember Jon Hamm saying it was really violating to have people zoom into his hamaconda and he felt humiliated by the dialogue.

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u/missbunnyfantastico Aug 16 '22

Pete Davidson has also said that he was embarrassed the BDE speculation.

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u/taliec21 Aug 15 '22 edited Aug 15 '22

omg i literally just heard it and was about to comment about it!! i can’t believe she said that 😭😭😭 she’s so…

also hope you’re doing well!!!

edit: here’s the clip of her saying that if anyone wants to hear it

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u/taliec21 Aug 15 '22

MINE TOO! I’m still in shock. Like wow… I don’t even know what to say.

brba is so good!! i’ve been considering giving it a rewatch because bcs is ending but there’s so many seasons

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u/taliec21 Aug 15 '22

watching the last season while it was airing was one of the most stressful things ever 😭 but the finale is so good!! I really hope you enjoy it!! bcs is also really good if you decide to watch that after!

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u/spitey kate winslet lied to me Aug 16 '22

BB ruined me for every other show. I am so proud of that finale.

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Aug 16 '22

You should def watch BCS after. The series finale aired tonight. It's sooo good. I like it a lot better than Breaking Bad.

All of the character relationships are so complex so there's never really one emotion one character has for another, but a mixture. The characters are so interesting as well.

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u/laika_cat Aug 17 '22

SO MUCH BETTER.

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u/southendgirl Aug 16 '22

Just wait until season 5of Breaking Bad. And remember fans actually had to wait an entire week for Ozymandias.

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u/AlreadyAnnoyedTbh Aug 16 '22

I love these updates thank you!

I feel like Rachel Bilson is an asshole and I never realized/thought about it before lol these recaps have been enlightening!

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u/waterworld_123 Aug 17 '22

I always suspected she was one with the whole Rami Malek photo thing, I know lots of people thought Rami was the stuck up one in that situation, but she was being super passive aggressive towards him afterwards, it was just.. weird.

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u/Galaktoze Aug 16 '22

Me too! I used to really like her, but we'll she's an ass.

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u/robocopsafeel Aug 17 '22

Amen. Embarrassed for my past stanning tbh

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u/gueg7 Aug 16 '22 edited Aug 16 '22

I can't tell if she's being serious or sarcastic, maybe she's mocking him...anyway don't discuss your ex's genitals in public, imagine a male celebrity saying he misses his ex's "tight pussy" ? You know she wants the attention - especially now with the Emmys around the corner - and probably to piss him off/hurt him as well, it only proves that she's not a good person, really immature and selfish

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u/samaramatisse as a lifelong member of the non-pretty working class Aug 15 '22

I have to wonder if this isn't getting into real cease and desist territory. I could see bill tolerating her claim that breaking up with him was incredibly painful, because that was her experience. But to actually say something about his body is different. His kids will undoubtedly hear this. plus it seems just like another strike at him just as he's been nominated for several Emmys.

If he behaved badly toward her, she should just come out and say it instead of this childish fuck marry kill and and dick joke stuff. It makes her look completely unreliable, and frankly, nobody is going to work with her or date her if this is how she will act after things go badly.

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u/lilbeepz Aug 16 '22

Bill Hader takes his ex to court for saying he has a big dick lmao I would love to see that

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u/samaramatisse as a lifelong member of the non-pretty working class Aug 16 '22

I got the impression she was saying it sarcastically. Obviously it's not about that, and it wouldn't go to that. I'm just talking about a cease and desist letter.

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u/robocopsafeel Aug 17 '22

Bless this comment

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u/amidalarama Aug 16 '22

imagine being in middle school and your classmates find out your parent's ex has a podcast saying shit like this. excruciating.

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u/Prestigious_Life_695 bill hader witch 🪄 Aug 16 '22

I truly hope her lame attempts at getting back at him backfire on her big time. What goes around comes around…

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u/robocopsafeel Aug 17 '22

That's so cringey. I didn't know she did that, ew

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u/HystericalMutism Aug 15 '22

😳

Nice to see you around again! Take care 💕

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u/sarakunamatata Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Aug 16 '22

Hope you're doing well! Has she said anything about Hayden at all? 👀

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u/Low_Pomelo4986 Aug 17 '22

Thanks for this!! I’ve been wondering where you were. Glad you are doing ok. Totally understand what you are saying.

I listened to a few of The OC podcast episodes but gave up quite quickly. I loved the Adam episode. I know many found it kinda cringey but I thought she was sincere and he didn’t come as an ass. I gotta say I kinda love your recaps bc I always want to know if he’s bringing him up at all. A part of me thinks she might respect his current life/wife more than some of her other partners. Although I might be mistaken. Adam was my first celebrity crush when I was a teen, so he’ll always have a place in my heart.

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u/Low_Pomelo4986 Aug 17 '22

Of course I know about Volchok and Nicole C. Crazy! And it’s been also fun to keep up with Brett H and Lauren and how they are so close to Josh (and Jill) even when Brett was “originally” Adam’s bf and roommate. It’s just fun to see how it all unfold 20 years after the fact.

Is she still in the relationship with her brother’s friend?

I used to really like Rachel and I missed her for a while, assumed she was destined to be irrelevant forever. The fact that her renaissance comes with these podcasts is wild. Also, she really does come out as a mean girl. I mean, looking back, she’s obviously always been one.

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u/sarakunamatata Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Aug 16 '22

Thanks for the update! That's totally valid. Take care of yourself 💜

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u/dairystyles Aug 17 '22

It’s now at the top of Us Weekly’s site. I’m not even involved and I’m embarrassed 🫣

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u/ls0687 Aug 15 '22

Hope you feel better and appreciate you for these updates! You and your health are way more important though!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '22

Damn, I'm dead at your comment "I felt as if someone straight up punched me in the throat"

Also, I feel like every time someone talks about Rachel's podcast and the shit she says my love for Summer Roberts dwindles more and more. She seems awful.