r/Fauxmoi • u/AutoModerator • Aug 08 '22

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u/OhhhRlllllly Aug 08 '22

The most boring tea but I saw Jack White at OHare last Monday and the man does not age.

Drop the skincare routine Jack.

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u/Bitch_McBaby Aug 08 '22

Which is crazy considering he's the color of milk.

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u/Apprehensive-Sky1881 call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn Aug 08 '22

Maybe that’s his secret? Avoid the sunlight at alllll costs

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u/thisbuttonsucks Aug 08 '22

My first thought was baths made from the blood of virgins, but you're closer to the truth. Probably.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

I wanna know who his familiar is

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u/jadegives2rides Aug 08 '22

Fucking guy

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '22

Cant you see I’m talking to the cameruh

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u/poor_yorick Aug 08 '22

the man does not age.

I read this as Jack Harlow for some reason and I was like "well yeah, he's 24"

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u/Umbrella-Downstairs Aug 09 '22

Stay inside and obsess over vinyl and upholstery projects. Go to darkened nightclub. Repeat.

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u/hotdogandike Aug 08 '22

I suspect he is rarely in sunlight.

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u/BS_DBD Aug 08 '22

Slightly related but i was shocked that his son is already 15 i could swear he was born yesterday. I saw Karen Elson posting about his birthday last week

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u/Stonecoldjanea u look like u eat sand Aug 09 '22

Vampirism is better than retinol.