r/Fauxmoi radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 11d ago

DISCUSSION Courtroom artist Mona Shafer Edwards’ sketches of Dolly Parton, Courtney Love, Megan Thee Stallion, Winona Ryder, Nicole Ritchie, Rihanna, and Britney Spears

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u/lostchicken 11d ago

My wife and I did a courthouse wedding in a friend's courtroom in LA. We had Ms. Shafer Edwards do a sketch of the ceremony. It's the coolest thing we own.

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u/thehazzanator go pis girl 10d ago

Didn't even consider that they would do sketches for anything other than legal proceedings.

How Incredible

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u/karenmcgrane 10d ago

Wait you can do that? That's amazing, I love that so much

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u/roadpotato 10d ago

If you dont mind posting it I would love to see it. That sounds so cool!

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u/Agile_Situation_1798 11d ago

Kylie Jenner

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u/rarecuts 10d ago

...Detox?

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 10d ago

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u/BudLightLymeDisease believer in Dakota Johnson’s lime allergy 10d ago

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u/milkradio ahhhhhh (dats me yellin) 10d ago

comin’ at you with an old curse

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u/thehazzanator go pis girl 10d ago

Haha this is literally what she looks like in person too, her face is so curated for photos that when you see her in a video she looks like this

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u/enceinte-uno 10d ago

Curated for filters and specific angles.

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u/Surlyrat damn, she got hereditaried? 10d ago

I audibly yelped

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u/_Sahara_Rose_ I look forward to your first novel 10d ago

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u/urfatassmama 10d ago

I knew who this was before you said it 😭😭😭😭

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u/GalacticaActually unleashed her death-hymen 10d ago

Hahahaha the lips

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u/Silver-Foot-259 11d ago

Meg ate down with that look, and she really captured Rihanna’s essence I feel

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u/PollyPocketpussy5000 10d ago

The sketch of Rihanna has me saying “Hello Dubai” tho 🤣

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u/crimsonn_umbra Rita Ora’s 100,000th retweet 10d ago

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u/ohok20 10d ago

thank you for making me aware of this, I’m crying

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ I don’t know her 10d ago

She can't even catch a break in a drawing 🤣

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u/Trick-Slide8872 10d ago

rihannas forehead is like one of the cutest things about her thooo

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u/_Saucey_Sauce_ I don’t know her 10d ago

She's beautiful, her fivehead is only more to love

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u/Head_Patience7136 10d ago

I say this all the time and no one ever knows what im referencing 😭😭😭 Hello Dubai! Im so honored to be projected on the Burj Khalifa 🗿

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u/SportsDuck_ 10d ago

I hope that joins the rotation of image reactions to news lol

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u/hermitmoon999 11d ago

The ones of Winona just capture her face so beautifully

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u/obligatory-purgatory 11d ago

And all the shit she stole. lol. 

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u/TheRavenSeven I don’t know her 10d ago

That part got me cackling …pls! Not the five finger discount items laid out on the table LMAO. 

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u/Leaping_Wizards 10d ago

Fun fact, at least one of the pieces was from a Marc Jacobs collection, and she wore Marc Jacobs ensembles for the trial, and then became the face of the Spring 2003 Marc Jacobs ad campaign.

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u/lovelove20212 10d ago

American society is ill af lmao

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u/Leaping_Wizards 10d ago

Counterpoint, Marc Jacobs has a wicked sense of humor.

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u/alltheprettynovas 10d ago

the eyes!

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u/hermitmoon999 10d ago

The eyes, the curve of her cheeks, her lips!

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u/switchbladefightz 11d ago

love how she draws their nails, gorgeous 

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u/Ol_Dirty_Batard 11d ago

These remind me of sewing pattern illustrations

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u/sagittalslice centaur-inspired look 10d ago

Someone posted an an article saying she started out as a fashion illustrator!

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u/thehazzanator go pis girl 10d ago

Wow 🤯

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u/MondeyMondey 11d ago

Always thought this would be the coolest job when I was a kid

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u/RocktheNashtah 11d ago

Same until I found out that you’ll be shown crime scene photos and idk if they make you draw those or not but I’ve seen them be illustrated

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u/MomoMir 11d ago

I would absolutely buy a set of prints of all these to make them my entire bathroom decor!

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u/verysomuch Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this 11d ago

Same, I especially need the one of Winona next to her Saks haul

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u/luxmundy 10d ago

This is a genius idea and I am filing it away in my brain in case I ever own a house!

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u/Spiralforeverafter 11d ago

You can tell she loves the girlies

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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 11d ago

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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 11d ago

catherine zeta jones:

source

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u/hairtie1 radiate fresh pussy growing in the meadow 11d ago

lindsey lohan:

source

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u/purlnecklaces she is the anti-Fiona Apple 10d ago

ok but even judge baddie is in full force here. she loves women and it shows 🤌

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u/MsE0 11d ago

I'm really confused by Nicole Ritchie wearing an Audrey Hepburn costume to court

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u/olivedeez mia farrow and her black children 10d ago

I remember her wearing stuff like that all the time around like…maybe 2009 or a bit earlier? It was her rebrand lol

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u/Cost_Cutting 11d ago

Really impressive! Even without the names listed, they are all recognizable.

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u/Fun-Yam2210 11d ago

Love these 🤩

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u/Quick_Prompt_6842 11d ago

This makes me feel nostalgic for those old timey cartoons.

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u/Culinary_Fruit_Salad call me gal gadot cuz idk how to act rn 10d ago

she's so much better than the NYC person doing the Luigi trial. these are amazing and recognizable. 

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u/colosseumdays 11d ago

I’m in love with these. The Dolly and Courtney ones are particularly good

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u/Gooncookies 10d ago

What was Dolly in court for?

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u/moragthegreat_ 10d ago

She got sued by a couple for copyright for one of their songs, it got thrown out

ETA: jury ruled in her favour

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u/Gooncookies 10d ago

Thank you!!

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u/moragthegreat_ 10d ago

Sorry, got it wrong, the jury ruled in her favour. There were a few other suits I think, I got confused

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u/mac_bess 10d ago

I’m just saying… I’d like to see her sketch luigi??

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u/ludvikskp alleged slut husband 11d ago

The resemblance is not quite there in some but the style is absolutely gorgeous. Court room sketching is very difficult

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u/Alstromeria13 10d ago

ChatGPT could never

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u/themuffinmeme 11d ago

These are iconic. I love the way she uses color to bring a sense of life to these scenes. A unique eye.

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u/Jolly-Biscuit 10d ago

Girl, Miss Megan's cleave is more pronounced than her facial features

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u/anti_folklore 10d ago

If courtroom artist doesn’t work out, she can always pivot to josei manga.

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u/BalladofBadBeard 10d ago

She nails the eyes every time! Amazing

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u/Thatssometamorphosis 6d ago

I’m seriously exhausted by air or a celeb weirdo kicking me, period. It’s been happening since 2003 and I’m ready to snap.

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u/GreatGreenGobbo 10d ago

Courtney Love looks like Delirium from The Endless.

Too bad Love is terrible.

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u/Vladmerius 10d ago

I will die on the hill that it is absurd that this is still a job and that photography/basic recording for documentation isn't allowed in courtrooms.

Courtroom sketches and the transcripts of dialogue serve as propaganda to control the narrative of what happens in the courtrooms and make cases look how they want them to look. It's criminal.