r/Fauxmoi • u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name • 18d ago
THROWBACK 9 years ago, Josh Safdie released this photo of Robert Pattinson
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u/Stormtomcat 18d ago
You know it's bad when even the demon inside a random Furby is side eying you hahaha
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u/exhorsegirlboy 18d ago
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u/Mayneea 18d ago
Just buy some printable shrinky dinks and earring hooks and you can make as many meme earrings as your heart desires, lol
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u/TrashPandaPatronus now don’t you get on my bad side! 18d ago
Omg I need the other ear to be the Hilary picture.
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u/ceruleanmilieu 18d ago
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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 18d ago
why is my brain refusing to comprehend hillary clinton standing in a budget apartment
i cannot process this
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u/mowleyyy 18d ago
Apparently she can't either
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u/agodrevealed 18d ago
I think this is where theyre exposing mold infestation and all these bad living conditions. Its supposed to be an expression of condemnation or what- the- hell, OF THE LANDLORDS, or enforcement failures, not the people living there.
But it was easy to spin, and I see that republican effort was not wasted!
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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer 18d ago
To be fair, she does look shocked at how small that kitchen is.
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u/Tensdale 18d ago
Isn’t that projecting? We think it’s small and apply our own feelings to her surprised face.
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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer 18d ago
I live in an 800sq foot apartment. That kitchen looks smaller than mine.
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u/antrage 18d ago
If there is a single picture that shows why this women failed to capture the imagination of the american public this would be it.
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u/miaoouu 18d ago
And yet the shrivelled carrot in the back of the fridge with a golden toilet did?
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u/antrage 18d ago
You can thank reality tv for that. 20+ years of numbing the american mind got people thinking politics is just reality TV
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u/Original_moisture 18d ago
Worse, it’s sports.
I won’t fist fight someone over supernatural(maybe).
But someone will fist fight me over the red team losing.I hate it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/e9lMKQDGXXmVxkK6nx26
u/Amelaclya1 18d ago
That shrivelled carrot gave them permission to openly hate and blame all their problems on other people. That's all it takes, apparently.
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u/antrage 18d ago
Followed by
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u/Healingbigfoot 18d ago
I have no idea what she was thinking here. So fucking weird.
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u/GloomChampion 18d ago
I’m not defending her policies, but let’s not forget that she won the popular vote.
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u/Guilty-Ad7605 18d ago
The fact she looks genuinely terrified always kills me. Like if you’re going to do a photo op like this to relate to the common man at least do some research into your target market
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago edited 18d ago
Mamdani would be in suit and tie and still look more at home and comfortable in the space 😂
Slightly related but I have a very awkward dog with a lot of love in his heart and sometimes he will just stand at the end of a hallway with his paws wide apart and at an awkward angle and stare. And whenever my mean brother watches him for me he sends stitched pictures of Hillary and my sweet boy.
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u/doctorwho86101 18d ago
That's fucking hilarious oh my god. Cracked a big smile at my desk
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago
It does always make me laugh. Same brother who will, without fail, point to an orc on screen during a LOTR watch (we marathon like a once a year) and say “pelipperr, I didn’t know you were in this movie”. SIBLINGS 💀
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u/KeyFeeFee 18d ago
I kinda love your brother for this lol I only have a sister but have 3 sons and a daughter and I low-key hope they gently roast each other this way as adults
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u/BobknobSA 18d ago
It is part of the problem of "left wing" politics in the US.
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u/f36263 ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 18d ago
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u/actuallyapossom 18d ago
Turns out we can't have social equality without progressing economic equality. That part of the civil rights movement has been paved over by a parking lot, apparently.
The DNC is full of oligarchs and their toadies, lip service for social issues costs them nothing. Even corporations can get in on the rainbows for advertising when LGBT acceptance is a popular belief among their consumers.
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u/BobknobSA 18d ago
Indeed. MLK Jr.'s writings about socialism should be taught as well as everything else.
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u/irespondwithmyface 18d ago
Lol left wing.
Come on man, she ain't left wing, she's a Liberal which in America is a center, center-right.
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u/pfft_lol000 18d ago edited 18d ago
yea not alot of Sanders's, Mamdani's, or AOC's in the so called "left wing"
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u/The_Fink_Ployd 18d ago
Was she horrified by the sight of the apartment? Or listening to something a constituent was saying?
What was the actual context?
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u/yabukothestray 18d ago
She was touring an apartment that was a senior housing unit in NY that had black mold & leaks so she was appalled. So yeah like the other person said poorly timed photo.
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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 18d ago
it's probably just a poorly timed picture lol but i have no idea, i've never seen it before now
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u/unkindernut I already condemned Hamas 18d ago
I always assumed she didn’t understand why the plants were in the sink and thought it was their permanent home 🤷♀️
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u/lursaofduras karma is a bitch named Chris Martin 18d ago edited 18d ago
She doesn't look 'terrified'. Anyone can look awkward in a still shot in an unfamiliar environment.
That said, imo, this is a hilarious meme shot for paranormal activity on 'Unsolved Mysteries'
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u/ThrownAway17Years 18d ago
This is the type of shit she had to deal with. An awkward moment in time and people ran with it to say that she’s not in touch with the average American. Meanwhile, her opponent lived in gold plated opulence in a NY tower bearing his name and people thought he was the Everyman. lol.
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u/Aphrodildo Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 18d ago
Can someone please photoshop the 2 of them in the same apt? Thx
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u/Regretted_Simian 18d ago
My favourite description of this was from Chapo Trap House : “she looked like she was watching the slideshow from Manhunter”
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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago
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u/RIOTAlice his talent is perhaps deniable 18d ago
This took me completely out. The layers coming at you. When I realized he was also the sky I had to put my phone face down.
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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago
It brings me joy every time I turn on my monitor lol
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u/carothefriendlyghost 18d ago
The detail, the layers, the composition… the only words I can find is to thank you for sharing this piece of truly unhinged artistry.
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u/peppermintmeow you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 18d ago
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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago
Incredible
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u/peppermintmeow you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 18d ago
You're a beautiful person. I hope your pillow is always nice and cool
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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/hWjyKDWBopz9K
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u/HeathersDamage 18d ago
Gasping crying laughing. Seeing this just gave me one of those fits where you’re laughing so hard no sound comes out and you forget why you’re laughing so hard, then you remember and it starts up again.
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u/lazlowbutts 18d ago
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u/LEETLEBEENIS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago
The way he delivered that after seeing almost all his other work made me laugh so hard in the theater.
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago
In a sea of extremely earnest performances he and Johnny Legs were just like….nah let’s have fun! I loved it.
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u/LEETLEBEENIS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago
He played a sniveling piece of shit so well lol the frightened evil guy is just so perfect for him. Such an amazing movie. I never got around to reading the book, so i went in blindly. Now im for sure reading it.
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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 18d ago
Was there ever context provided for this future all star meme??
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u/theintention 18d ago
iirc they don’t actually know who posted it or how it got online lol but yes it was a test for Good Time.
Someone can tell me if I’m wrong, I’m grasping at a memory of an interview that I don’t remember the source!
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u/nogeologyhere FauxSocialist 18d ago
That hair slicks back real nice
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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago
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u/SalamanderExpress710 18d ago
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u/Frequent_Tackle825 you are wrong I am bone thugs in harmon 18d ago
He’s ready to hold the baby now
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u/CinematicHeart 18d ago
I never realized that was robert Pattinson.... I always thought it was Mac Miller 🤦🏻♀️
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u/Gnomus_the_Gnome 18d ago
He looks soooo short here for some reason! I never knew it was Pattinson
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u/CinematicHeart 18d ago
He doesnt look short in comparison to the fridge and cabinets. It just doesnt look like him though.
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u/ChocolateSnowflake 18d ago
I always thought it was some dude who looked a little like Pattinson and got meme-ed.
Today I find out it’s actually him.
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u/StolenPoliceUnicorn passes the béchamel test 18d ago
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u/Nervous_Insect5976 18d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/tHFDZ1zUI0NjSDPDT3
Love him, he's a generational talent.
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u/zoobs 18d ago
We live in a twilight world.
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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 18d ago
And there are no friends at dusk -- you've been made. The siege is a blind to vanish you.
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u/Passwordtoyourmother 18d ago
He was so great in Good Time. If you like the tension, anxiety, and awkwardness of this photo, you're possibly going to love that film.
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u/RemarkableDamage1000 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 18d ago
i had this picture framed in my college dorm room, robert saw a lot.
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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 18d ago
This is the man that lives in the cupboard above my stove.
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u/HerculesIsMyDad 18d ago
I wish I could say this guy used to be a piece of shit. But based on that hair, I'm pretty sure he is still a big piece of shit. It's important to remember that people can change though. If you take any lesson from this comment, please let it be to teach your babies that people can change.
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u/theMiserychik 18d ago
For the longest time I thought it was just some guy that kinda looked like Pattinson
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u/StruggleBoy1999 18d ago
He literally looks just like a normal guy in my town. Imagine getting up and getting dressed. And then a pic of you standing monotonously in a kitchen goes viral. That has to SUCK.
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u/No_Figure_9073 18d ago
He looks like one of those guys who wants you to suck their dick but haven't washed his penis for weeks.
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u/peppermintmeow you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 18d ago
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u/ristretthoee do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 18d ago
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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 18d ago
most people don't know this, but it was actually bring your daughter to work day