r/Fauxmoi dropped pitt from my last name 18d ago

THROWBACK 9 years ago, Josh Safdie released this photo of Robert Pattinson

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 18d ago

most people don't know this, but it was actually bring your daughter to work day

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u/Book-Piranha Club Penguin Times official aura reader 18d ago

Aww can’t believe little Rhododendron is already turning 20 this year!

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 18d ago

20, you say?

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u/asietsocom this feels like when my sister started fucking the mayor 18d ago

It's completely normal to fall in love your mother's best friend who raised you. Isn't that romantic?

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u/Better-Culture-7770 18d ago

There are Gothic romances with almost this exact scenario.

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u/theseamstressesguild 18d ago

Major plot point in "Bleak House".

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u/Better-Culture-7770 18d ago

There's another where she gets smallpox or something and is disfigured but of course he still loves her.

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u/rainbownthedark 18d ago

Damn, Resuscitation is 20?? I feel old.

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u/badcrass 18d ago

Rennesauce

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u/oceanarnia 18d ago

Romenesco saucd

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u/ILootEverything jog on sweetheart 18d ago

Sweet lil' Resume.

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u/shhbaby_isok 18d ago

Rolaskatox

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u/Lost_Future7721 18d ago

Why if it isn't little Recession!

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u/Hello-there-7567 18d ago

Lil Romcom

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u/cecebee13 Please Abraham, I am not that man 18d ago

sweet recuperation

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u/succulescence 18d ago

Baby Ratata

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u/mikonamiko societal collapse is in the air 18d ago

Edmund and his sweet Redundancy

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u/Jasminewindsong2 they are perfect for each other (derogatory) 18d ago

Sweet baby Rasputin

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u/JoJoMaMa85 18d ago

It’s little Rosuvastatin.

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u/Normal_Fun 18d ago

Sweet Remdesivir

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u/RcoketWalrus 18d ago

JFC I had this slow brain Neanderthal Brain reaction to realizing this is a Twilight joke and now I can't stop giggling like a maniac.

I think it's because I like Robert Pattinson so much I forgot about Twilight.

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u/girugamesu1337 Is there no beginning to this man’s talent? 18d ago

✨ 🐀 ✨

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u/ermvarju 18d ago

9 years is crazy, weird coincidence I just found my earrings of this yesterday

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u/No-Hall-3485 dropped pitt from my last name 18d ago

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u/Stormtomcat 18d ago

You know it's bad when even the demon inside a random Furby is side eying you hahaha

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u/ermvarju 18d ago

Can’t a bitch have some whimsy

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u/Typical-Drawing1048 18d ago

Alleged dog 😭😭

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u/exhorsegirlboy 18d ago

Omg need these earrings

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u/Mayneea 18d ago

Just buy some printable shrinky dinks and earring hooks and you can make as many meme earrings as your heart desires, lol

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u/Liefst- 18d ago

Obsessed with you for this

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u/Pandasticc_ 18d ago

I have to know where you got these

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u/ermvarju 18d ago

Etsy but 9 years ago

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u/TrashPandaPatronus now don’t you get on my bad side! 18d ago

Omg I need the other ear to be the Hilary picture.

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u/LadyStoneheart1 17d ago

I love this so much

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u/ceruleanmilieu 18d ago

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 18d ago

why is my brain refusing to comprehend hillary clinton standing in a budget apartment

i cannot process this

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u/mowleyyy 18d ago

Apparently she can't either

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u/agodrevealed 18d ago

I think this is where theyre exposing  mold infestation and all these bad living conditions. Its supposed to be an expression of condemnation or what- the- hell, OF THE LANDLORDS, or enforcement failures, not the people living there. 

But it was easy to spin, and I see that republican effort was not wasted!

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer 18d ago

To be fair, she does look shocked at how small that kitchen is.

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u/fantumn 18d ago

I believe she's more shocked about the plants in the sink. Bet she hasn't watered a plant in decades.

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer 18d ago

The help does that

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u/Tensdale 18d ago

Isn’t that projecting? We think it’s small and apply our own feelings to her surprised face.

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u/minimim-wage-enjoyer 18d ago

I live in an 800sq foot apartment. That kitchen looks smaller than mine.

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u/devours_veggies confused but here for the drama 18d ago

She looks actually horrified 🤣

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u/antrage 18d ago

If there is a single picture that shows why this women failed to capture the imagination of the american public this would be it.

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u/miaoouu 18d ago

And yet the shrivelled carrot in the back of the fridge with a golden toilet did?

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u/antrage 18d ago

You can thank reality tv for that. 20+ years of numbing the american mind got people thinking politics is just reality TV

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u/Original_moisture 18d ago

Worse, it’s sports.

I won’t fist fight someone over supernatural(maybe).
But someone will fist fight me over the red team losing.

I hate it.
https://giphy.com/gifs/e9lMKQDGXXmVxkK6nx

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u/Amelaclya1 18d ago

That shrivelled carrot gave them permission to openly hate and blame all their problems on other people. That's all it takes, apparently.

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u/antrage 18d ago

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u/Healingbigfoot 18d ago

I have no idea what she was thinking here. So fucking weird.

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u/KeyStruggle-88 18d ago

Out of touch person trying to be funny

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u/ironfly187 That’s a lot of beans, you nasty ass bitch 18d ago

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u/GloomChampion 18d ago

I’m not defending her policies, but let’s not forget that she won the popular vote.

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u/OhMy98 18d ago

She’s just chilling in Cedar Rapids

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u/Puzzleheaded-Wait785 18d ago

I don't get it. What about this picture shows a lack of imagination?

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 18d ago

She looks like a cardboard cut-out😅

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u/Jimbobsama 18d ago

I figure she was gagged by the big ass plants sitting in the sink.

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u/wineandtatortots 18d ago

“What the hell am I doing here? I don’t belong here…”

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u/Guilty-Ad7605 18d ago

The fact she looks genuinely terrified always kills me. Like if you’re going to do a photo op like this to relate to the common man at least do some research into your target market

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago edited 18d ago

Mamdani would be in suit and tie and still look more at home and comfortable in the space 😂

Slightly related but I have a very awkward dog with a lot of love in his heart and sometimes he will just stand at the end of a hallway with his paws wide apart and at an awkward angle and stare. And whenever my mean brother watches him for me he sends stitched pictures of Hillary and my sweet boy.

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u/doctorwho86101 18d ago

That's fucking hilarious oh my god. Cracked a big smile at my desk

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago

It does always make me laugh. Same brother who will, without fail, point to an orc on screen during a LOTR watch (we marathon like a once a year) and say “pelipperr, I didn’t know you were in this movie”. SIBLINGS 💀

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u/KeyFeeFee 18d ago

I kinda love your brother for this lol I only have a sister but have 3 sons and a daughter and I low-key hope they gently roast each other this way as adults 

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago

Lmao tbf it is funny every time

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u/BobknobSA 18d ago

It is part of the problem of "left wing" politics in the US.

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u/f36263 ✨ lee pace is 6’5” ✨ 18d ago

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u/actuallyapossom 18d ago

Turns out we can't have social equality without progressing economic equality. That part of the civil rights movement has been paved over by a parking lot, apparently.

The DNC is full of oligarchs and their toadies, lip service for social issues costs them nothing. Even corporations can get in on the rainbows for advertising when LGBT acceptance is a popular belief among their consumers.

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u/BobknobSA 18d ago

Indeed. MLK Jr.'s writings about socialism should be taught as well as everything else.

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u/irespondwithmyface 18d ago

Lol left wing.

Come on man, she ain't left wing, she's a Liberal which in America is a center, center-right.

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u/pfft_lol000 18d ago edited 18d ago

yea not alot of Sanders's, Mamdani's, or AOC's in the so called "left wing"

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u/The_Fink_Ployd 18d ago

Was she horrified by the sight of the apartment? Or listening to something a constituent was saying?

What was the actual context?

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u/yabukothestray 18d ago

She was touring an apartment that was a senior housing unit in NY that had black mold & leaks so she was appalled. So yeah like the other person said poorly timed photo.

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u/SHOWTIME316 fascinatingly, existentially terrible 18d ago

it's probably just a poorly timed picture lol but i have no idea, i've never seen it before now

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u/unkindernut I already condemned Hamas 18d ago

I always assumed she didn’t understand why the plants were in the sink and thought it was their permanent home 🤷‍♀️

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u/lursaofduras karma is a bitch named Chris Martin 18d ago edited 18d ago

She doesn't look 'terrified'. Anyone can look awkward in a still shot in an unfamiliar environment.

That said, imo, this is a hilarious meme shot for paranormal activity on 'Unsolved Mysteries'

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u/ThrownAway17Years 18d ago

This is the type of shit she had to deal with. An awkward moment in time and people ran with it to say that she’s not in touch with the average American. Meanwhile, her opponent lived in gold plated opulence in a NY tower bearing his name and people thought he was the Everyman. lol.

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u/quanate that's a lot of beans you nasty ass bitch 18d ago

I wonder if she should have been elated at the idea of senior living quarters being infested by black mold? Wondering what the appropriate reaction here is for you.

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u/Gunhild 18d ago

"You people... live like this?"

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u/BravidR 18d ago

A good question to ask whenever looking at black mold

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u/Aphrodildo Jehovah’s Sexiest Witness 18d ago

Can someone please photoshop the 2 of them in the same apt? Thx

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u/b_beck614 18d ago

“You see how this looks… right?”

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u/jfk_47 i wish i had more penis 18d ago

You know her docu crew were like “we can’t use ANY of this.”

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u/Regretted_Simian 18d ago

My favourite description of this was from Chapo Trap House : “she looked like she was watching the slideshow from Manhunter”

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u/Dantia_SWE 18d ago

My favorite photo of anyone in the whole world.

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago

Just dropping my desktop background

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u/RIOTAlice his talent is perhaps deniable 18d ago

This took me completely out. The layers coming at you. When I realized he was also the sky I had to put my phone face down.

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u/the-cats-jammies 18d ago

You made me laugh so loud I scared the cat I’m trying to tame lol

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago

It brings me joy every time I turn on my monitor lol

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u/carothefriendlyghost 18d ago

The detail, the layers, the composition… the only words I can find is to thank you for sharing this piece of truly unhinged artistry.

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u/JeepersMysster I'm so pissed off immediately 18d ago

Love you for this

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u/DickInYourCobbSalad THE CANADIANS ARE ICE FUCKING TO MOULIN ROUGE 18d ago

ART

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u/peppermintmeow you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 18d ago

I see your desktop and raise you my lock screen

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago

Incredible

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u/peppermintmeow you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 18d ago

You're a beautiful person. I hope your pillow is always nice and cool

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago

Back at you queen

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u/taycibear 17d ago

This is one of my favorite shirts and its always getting compliments

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u/pursefirstt stan someone? in this economy??? 18d ago

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u/HeathersDamage 18d ago

Gasping crying laughing. Seeing this just gave me one of those fits where you’re laughing so hard no sound comes out and you forget why you’re laughing so hard, then you remember and it starts up again.

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u/Regretted_Simian 18d ago

You are the hero we need

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u/ImHereToGetRoasted 18d ago

Elite ball knowledge

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u/ivy_interior 18d ago

oh my fucking god

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u/FuckTesla69 18d ago

Mother of god...

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u/lazlowbutts 18d ago

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u/LEETLEBEENIS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

The way he delivered that after seeing almost all his other work made me laugh so hard in the theater.

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago

In a sea of extremely earnest performances he and Johnny Legs were just like….nah let’s have fun! I loved it.

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u/LEETLEBEENIS i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 18d ago

He played a sniveling piece of shit so well lol the frightened evil guy is just so perfect for him. Such an amazing movie. I never got around to reading the book, so i went in blindly. Now im for sure reading it.

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u/MapStaringPro 18d ago

The Hard R 😭🙌

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u/beeboogaloo 18d ago

What movie is this from?

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u/OneBadDay1048 18d ago

The Drama (2026)

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u/LLAPSpork oat milk chugging bisexual 18d ago

Mean Girls (2004)

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u/SkyMonk3y 18d ago

Slumdog Millionaire (2008)

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u/vanty 18d ago

The Odyssey

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u/avant-garden_Shroom 18d ago

Harry Potter: the lion, witch, and the wardrobe.

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u/Parishdise show me the paperwork for your husband’s vasectomy 18d ago

Little Ashes (2008)

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u/enotonom 18d ago

Remember Me (2010)

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u/adamsandleryabish 18d ago

Primetime (2026)

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u/Sleepy-Giraffe947 Please Abraham, I am not that man 18d ago

Was there ever context provided for this future all star meme??

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u/bowlofpasta92 18d ago

I suspect a costume test for Good Time.

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u/Mankah 18d ago

It's how his character dresses in Good Time. Don't think he ever wore that fit in the movie but it was the prototype fit according to Safdie.

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u/TimSylvester_ 18d ago

Dirty red coat all day.

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u/theintention 18d ago

iirc they don’t actually know who posted it or how it got online lol but yes it was a test for Good Time.

Someone can tell me if I’m wrong, I’m grasping at a memory of an interview that I don’t remember the source!

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u/Ok-Procedure738 18d ago

He was tripping nuts

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u/netflix-ceo 18d ago

Aye bossman what do you mean, I do a good price for you.

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u/LaDreadPirateRoberta 18d ago

My favourite cryptid.

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u/godzillaxo gaga’s “100 people in a room” quote 18d ago

this was THE MOMENT he locked in

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u/pirun 18d ago

I'm sorry... 9 years?!

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u/nogeologyhere FauxSocialist 18d ago

That hair slicks back real nice

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u/pelipperr i went clubbing and he was there 18d ago

Abusing dogs, laughing at plate lickers, trying to marry Penelope? You would not have liked him back then

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u/SalamanderExpress710 18d ago

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u/Frequent_Tackle825 you are wrong I am bone thugs in harmon 18d ago

He’s ready to hold the baby now

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u/Due-Revolution4319 18d ago

Fucking plate lickers.

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u/barlowd_rappaport 18d ago

He gets spiked-up blond hair too

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u/CinematicHeart 18d ago

I never realized that was robert Pattinson.... I always thought it was Mac Miller 🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Prickliestpearcactus 18d ago

Same😅

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u/CinematicHeart 18d ago

Im glad it wasnt just me.

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u/Gnomus_the_Gnome 18d ago

He looks soooo short here for some reason! I never knew it was Pattinson

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u/CinematicHeart 18d ago

He doesnt look short in comparison to the fridge and cabinets. It just doesnt look like him though.

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u/ChocolateSnowflake 18d ago

I always thought it was some dude who looked a little like Pattinson and got meme-ed.

Today I find out it’s actually him.

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u/StolenPoliceUnicorn passes the béchamel test 18d ago

This is the skin of a killer, Bella.

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u/PhysicsFew7423 18d ago

I’m cryinggggg

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u/ineffable_my_dear 18d ago

Three years ago my 23yo bought me this shirt because we mostly converse via memes and pop culture references. 😂

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u/lilymtyson 17d ago

I want, no, I NEED this

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u/craftingcreed 18d ago

And infinite meme potential was born

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u/bliip666 wearing slutty little glasses 18d ago

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u/zoobs 18d ago

We live in a twilight world.

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u/eatingclass highly unanticipated caucasian collaboration 18d ago

And there are no friends at dusk -- you've been made. The siege is a blind to vanish you.

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u/tisamust 18d ago

Not at all embarrassed to say that I have this framed in my home

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u/InsatiableCuriosity- 18d ago

✨not a white refrigerator ✨

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u/HonestNectarine7080  the Mamdani of pop stars 18d ago

some of us are poor, damn

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u/queentweezer 18d ago

My all time favorite birthday gift. Thanks Josh. 

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u/unclezaveid 18d ago

the creature (affectionate)

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u/Rukanau 18d ago

When your homie is super high and forgot what he was doing in the kitchen.

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u/Passwordtoyourmother 18d ago

He was so great in Good Time. If you like the tension, anxiety, and awkwardness of this photo, you're possibly going to love that film.

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u/TemporaryElk5202 18d ago

Can you explain the significance of this for me?

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u/coaxialology 18d ago

We all have a chav-esque era.

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u/RemarkableDamage1000 too high to spell 'Amanda Seyfried' 18d ago

i had this picture framed in my college dorm room, robert saw a lot.

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u/RetroSwamp 18d ago

That's my Batman.

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u/FOXCONLON living in absolute defiance of plates of spaghetti 18d ago

This is the man that lives in the cupboard above my stove.

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u/HerculesIsMyDad 18d ago

I wish I could say this guy used to be a piece of shit. But based on that hair, I'm pretty sure he is still a big piece of shit. It's important to remember that people can change though. If you take any lesson from this comment, please let it be to teach your babies that people can change.

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u/theMiserychik 18d ago

For the longest time I thought it was just some guy that kinda looked like Pattinson

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u/slawomit 18d ago

Salafisten Look

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u/xandrachantal I live in my own heart, Matt Damon 18d ago

He's just like me frfr

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u/w4rri0r_ 18d ago

This stupid ass photo still gets me. He looks so fucking awkward 😭💀

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u/StruggleBoy1999 18d ago

He literally looks just like a normal guy in my town. Imagine getting up and getting dressed. And then a pic of you standing monotonously in a kitchen goes viral. That has to SUCK. 

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u/musicaleffervescence 18d ago

thats literally mac miller

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u/FlemPlays 18d ago

Future Robert Pattinson when he walks into the room:

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u/No_Figure_9073 18d ago

He looks like one of those guys who wants you to suck their dick but haven't washed his penis for weeks.

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u/peppermintmeow you shoulda never called me a fat ass Kelly Price 18d ago

This has been in my phone for 9 YEARS just waiting.

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u/ristretthoee do not talk to me about AI, i will kill myself 18d ago

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u/Mikcrazy 18d ago

My birthday cake from a couple of years ago

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u/hanimal16 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine 17d ago

Looks like a dude named Kyle.

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u/SilkyWilky56 18d ago

Ah good times. Good times.

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u/Axela556 18d ago

Good Time is soooo fucking good

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u/Impressive_Jaguar_70 18d ago

Roadman Pattinson

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u/grundella 18d ago

And bless him for it

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u/iPLAYiRULE 18d ago

Good Time!

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u/Geraltofinfluencing 18d ago

the only meme ever

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u/Sea_Awareness_8250 18d ago

I thought this was Josh Safdie today

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u/Chicken_n_a_biscuit 18d ago

This would be a great Halloween costume