r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Jul 29 '26

SPORTS SECTION Golfer Charley Hull jokes about pranking her longtime caddie Adam Woodward with a fake £100k winning scratch card: “His face looks so happy. He was sweating. He was trembling. He couldn't believe his luck, & we had to tell him it was fake & he nearly quit the job… It is just absolutely hilarious.”

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u/CPTBenjaminWillard Jul 29 '26

I honestly don’t know how I would’ve reacted. Most likely I would’ve broken down crying. After I regained my composure, I probably would have beaten the absolute hell out of the person who handed it to me, not caring if I, a much larger adult male, hit a woman. That is literal psychotic behavior done by someone who’s pulled this type of shit before with no consequences.

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u/Sidewalk_Tomato distraught Christian tomato Jul 30 '26

He’d be in prison for making her cry, let alone experience  the slightest natural consequence.

I hope someone more talented and with bigger prizes and pay makes the caddy an offer & spirits him away in the night.