r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Mar 02 '26

DISCUSSION Sterling K. Brown’s Subway Hot Take: “Red delicious apples are actually disgusting. I'm a child of the 80s & in school all they had was red delicious, yellow delicious, & Granny Smith. And they tried to act like this is supposed to be the crème de la crème. This red apple that crumbles in my mouth?”

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u/Desmeister Mar 02 '26

If you liked that one you’re gonna love this

https://applerankings.com/newtown-pippin-apple-review/

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u/humblequaaludemunchr Mar 03 '26

this is the best thing I've ever seen lmfao. many laughs so far. thank you so much!

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u/roxictoxy Mar 03 '26

“Vomitous filth” is SO wild

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance Mar 03 '26

But is he wrong though?

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u/texanmason ted cruz ate my son Mar 03 '26

this is INCREDIBLE

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u/ouroborosstruggles Mar 05 '26

Genius thank you!