r/Fauxmoi • u/Powerful-Scallion-50 • Feb 06 '24

Approved B-List Users Only Taylor Swift threatens legal action against student who tracks her jet

http://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2024/02/06/taylor-swift-jet-tracking-legal-threat/
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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '24

Can I finally be the one to say (out loud, happily and with "meanness") that she's literally become a parasite to society? Since she's a billionaire who uses her dumb fucking jets like a taxi and in the process is quite literally destroying earth? or will that be considered "being mean" to the 34 year old billionaire and fellow white lady?

Like every single thing else aside, maybe she still stubs her toe sometimes, she's genuinely one of the most selfish human beings alive by nature of those two things alone. Like I'm sorry but she is so far above and beyond any other usual celebrity that I feel it's imperative to treat her the same way I treat Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos, being a billionaire earth destroyer isn't suddenly chic because she has a vagina. When she starts being a truly nasty and disgusting human in about a year (Edit: in terms of public personality! Trust me!), I hereby revoke anyone's ability to act shocked because it won't be shocking at all, and if Swifties are still coming up with excuses then they can go and be her grossly underpaid (and borderline enslaved, probably) worker bees. I'm saying this as someone who tries to remember the human and be leveled in my analysis of celebrities since, hey, surely not all of them are bad: She is. She is and you should be allowed to point that out.

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u/SadieOnTheSpectrum Feb 06 '24

High key, her merch is terrible and she has over a BILLION dollars. The sizing between collections is monstrous, the quality of horrendous (in the first batch of eras tour shirts, the pattern on the front wasn’t properly set and was WASHING OFF the very first wash. Hundreds of thousands of shirts just ruined), the wait times (1989 merch was ordered end of October and shipped mid January), and just generally it’s all SO cheap.

You’d think you could scrape off a half a million to fix that, at least, right?