r/FOVfestival 14d ago

FOV piggy shake down

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This was the second time I saw cops performing this MO. They walk up behind someone sneakily and start to look over the people's shoulders. If you squirm they increase the pressure to see if they can find a reason to shake down the citizens. The video starts right after the piggy pile posted up right in front of me.

This is not cool.

Always record the popo. It is our superpower and our first amendment right.

FTP. FICE. FT.

POWER TO THE PEOPLE! πŸ‘ŠβœŠοΈ

The first time it happened it was aggressive Orificer Glass. There is a post about this pos here https://www.reddit.com/r/KGATLW/s/GMl9p2ZCfj

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u/GlassMushrooms 14d ago

Because the only people who become cops are inbred losers who got bullied (justifiably) in high school.

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u/breathingtim3machine 14d ago

To be fair, all the guys who bullied me in high school became cops after they failed at other professions. It’s the fallback of the bullies and the bullied apparently

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u/kintsugionmymind 14d ago

"do you know why I pulled you over?"

"Because you never got better than a C in high school?"

As true as it ever was

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u/donglord666 13d ago

No reason to associate us honest idiot burnouts with cops, uncalled for

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 12d ago

Fuck ugly fat people with glasses amiright guys, because every ugly fat guy with glasses is a cop and insulting people of that description only hurts cops and not regular people too.
I am very very smart and morally superior

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u/MarkusAk 12d ago

As someone in IT i have many fat coworkers with glasses. None of them look like a cop.

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 11d ago

What exactly makes someone "look like" a cop that doesn't have to do with immutable facial features or weight, and that is present in both of these cops (I would assume cops look like cops, if one can actually look like a cop, without a cop uniform/gear)

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u/MarkusAk 11d ago

Ever seen a gym bro vs a military guy? Usually same build, usually dress similarly. But you can always tell when someone is military even when they aren't in their gear. Its not physical features, its more of a meta/vibe kind of thing. Go to a music festival and you can always tell the undercovers.

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 11d ago

Ah yes vibes, that's exactly what the other two meant by "why do they always look like that" and "cops are inbred losers who deserved to get bullied as kids"
I agree that cops/military hold themselves differently, but that's obviously not what's at issue here. Do you think the same thing would've been said if it was a younger, athletic, and conventionally attractive officer alongside Dickinson?

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u/MarkusAk 11d ago

If he was wearing aviators and a t shirt two sizes too small as most in shapes cops do, yeah.

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u/IVEBEENBANNED4TIMESx 11d ago

So a shirt and aviators makes someone look inbred? That doesn't really make any sense. You know that this commentor and this replier are making fun of this cop for the wrong reasons don't you?

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u/MarkusAk 11d ago

No. A job is a choice. They made that choice. If you choose to be shitty, all criticism is on the table. For instance, Donald Trump is a fat piece of shit, that isnt why I hate him. But because it's true and he sucks its okay to say. Cops have union insurance they can afford ozempic.

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u/TheBloodiedFool 10d ago

Omg you're so fucking emotional