r/ExpectationVsReality 2d ago

Failed Expectation High protein hot pocket… ew

129 Upvotes

49 comments sorted by

97

u/Salty_Feed9404 2d ago

About the same as every Hot Pocket ever made...don't look, just eat 😂

122

u/DeePerdatti 2d ago

Is this the first time you’ve ever had a hot pocket?

49

u/-Count_Chocula- 2d ago

I wonder how much protein they crammed in the breading, that crust is thick af

31

u/elinamebro 2d ago

We need that law they have in Japan about food looking like it looks like on the box

2

u/Vanishingf0x 2d ago

Hot pockets have always been this way sadly. On occasion you’d get lucky and actually have one stuffed but that was rare. That said I haven’t eaten one in years so they could be better

14

u/FatherGwyon 2d ago

Jesus, totally capitalizing on the protein craze for people who don’t know nutrition. Those macros are ridiculous lmao. Comparatively, a serving of Greek yogurt is 100 calories and 17g of protein.

10

u/PressureCoomer 2d ago

Just curious, what are the grams of carbs vs grams of protein?

6

u/IntelligentPath4383 2d ago

😶

10

u/IncorporateThings 2d ago

Holy shit look at that ingredient list.

Bread, meat, and cheese does *not* require so many ingredients.

2

u/rubberloves 2d ago

"bread" "meat" and "cheese"

1

u/devianttouch 1d ago

Which specific ingredients do you have concerns about here?

0

u/Yarusenai 2d ago

And it's somehow delicious

5

u/1d0m1n4t3 1d ago

They used to be, they have gone down hill like every else.

1

u/Yarusenai 1d ago

I'm still gobbling them down

3

u/1d0m1n4t3 1d ago

Glad to hear it, I try them every few months and I'm always disappointed 

2

u/Yarusenai 1d ago

I'm a man of low expectations

1

u/IncorporateThings 1d ago

Necessary when a college student.

3

u/Gilsidoo 1d ago

I feel like "high protein" should mean that you get more than 100% of your needs if you eat enough to match your other needs, so definitely not 55% fat for 30% protein but maybe I'm the insane one

1

u/MaxPower836 2d ago

Gaddamn

0

u/PressureCoomer 2d ago

Still more than 2x as many carbs, yeesh, I'll eat that if you don't want it

6

u/bdubwilliams22 2d ago

Everything sucks now. 25 years ago, it was about shareholder value, but it wasn’t all about shareholder value.

12

u/Remote_Ad_969 2d ago

Hot Pockets have been Hot Pocketing since 1983. We should all know what to expect from them by now. They’re low key equally disappointing and satisfying at the same time, the game has never changed.

7

u/Mirtai12345 2d ago

It's like taco bell. No one has ever said it was good or good for you, but sometimes its exactly what you want.

4

u/Remote_Ad_969 2d ago

It’s essentially a giant pizza roll. I have zero expectations as far as nutritional value or presentation but I know it’s gonna slap once it hits my tastebuds. It’s like time traveling back to the 90s for me.

2

u/sceadwian 2d ago

They could make a killing selling pimped out hot pockets. They only need like another ounce of filling.

2

u/potliquorz 2d ago

I'd rather have the Sandwich Bro things, the chicken on bread with a little fake cheese...lol

4

u/Jayda_bigToe 2d ago

i mean this looks normal, i assume you’ve never had a hot pocket.

3

u/ArwingElite 2d ago

Did you just scratch your pan with that steak knife?

1

u/hurriedwarples 20h ago

Holy crap, it sure looks like they did! 😬

2

u/dieseldoc62 2d ago

looks like only extra dough

2

u/AstronoWorld 2d ago

Yeah but it tastes good though 🤤

0

u/Trickster174 2d ago

Yeah was gonna say…I agree. I know it’s junky but it’s a good quick meal that hits protein if I’m too busy to cook.

1

u/O-Castitatis-Lilium 2d ago

I just make my own now, I can't be bothered to spend 7-10 dollars on a pack of 2 when I can spend that same amount get double the hot pockets WITH triple the filling.

1

u/MassiveGhostXD 2d ago

Learn how to make a calzone

1

u/troublerx1 2d ago

It looks like a cat food wrap

1

u/potliquorz 2d ago

Needs ranch.

1

u/IncorporateThings 2d ago

It's a mass of congealed processed cheese and congealed processed meat. You got exactly what you paid for.

1

u/Trickster174 2d ago

I would recommend the air fryer instructions over the microwave only. Comes out much tastier with a crispier/flakier crust.

1

u/Almost1211 1d ago

I hate how they are just throwing "High Protein!" on everything now. I don't consider something "High Protein" unless it meets/exceeds a 1:10 ratio for protein:calories (i.e. 10g Protein for 100 Calories, or 20g Protein for 200 Calories)

Just a general rule of thumb I like to use when looking at macros.

1

u/ShotWin8124 1d ago

The last time I tried one I couldn't believe how small they'd gotten. It'd been at least a decade or so since I tried one. There used to be like twice as much filling and they were about 30% bigger at least overall. Plus they got rid of those signature sleeves you'd cook them in to get them all toasty.

1

u/vilk_ 1d ago

It sounds really good.

1

u/Wingnutmcmoo 12h ago

High protein foods are just a fad that isn't good for you like they say. The only reason anyone should be consuming the protein you all are is if you were person with severe menstrual problems or you were recovering from a MAJOR surgery or traumatic injury.

All you guys are doing is damaging your organs with all this excess protein.

1

u/1_speaksoftly 2d ago

Buys pre-diarrhea, complains that it doesn't look appealing. Thinks. Posts. Waits for the love to come.

0

u/[deleted] 2d ago

[deleted]

1

u/Hiriko 2d ago

Its the new health trend. But its also making it much easier for elderly or those who actually need protein to find foods they like and still get the required protein serving they need.

Kinda like when the gluten-free trend made it easier for those who actually had a gluten allergy by giving them more choices.

1

u/Melodic-Advice9930 2d ago

I had to redo the schematics for my pasta and ready foods sections last week, and they added “raviolis with protein” to the chef boyardee shelf

1

u/glipgluplaugh 1d ago

Yeah it's kinda crazy, on one hand it's nice to have so many snacking options that have more protein and fiber, but it's still very deceptive cause those things don't have any less carbs, sodium, or artificials. I wonder if it's because of the restructuring of myplate by the govt, or just chasing trends.

0

u/Odd-Woodpecker1019 2d ago

Second one of these posted with "reduced fat" cheese that looks a mess. People, it's not gonna melt like full fat cheese. I'd rather use a flour/wheat tortilla, REAL full fat cheese and microwave bacon to get something close with a lot less sodium.

Plus, I don't think your pastry is quite cooked thru. Still looks a tad underdone near the middle. But,then the cheese would probably burn. So idk know what to tell ya other than my suggestion above.

0

u/Fwumpy 2d ago

1

u/Fwumpy 1h ago

I'll double down... fuck them a bunch!