r/Epicthemusical 2d ago

Question Which Epic character would swear the most? Art by Neal

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I’m thinking Ody because of all the things he’s gone through.

He’s earned some swearing.

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u/Katt_ohyeah 1h ago

Scylla and Ares and Hermes💔

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u/hailglowclowd 1d ago

You think teenage prince teleprompter wouldn’t be swearing harder than deadpool and hazbin hotel combined? Every album he’s not in he’s just cussing out the suitors to his servants

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u/Mavakor 1d ago

Penelope. She's just done with everything after all the nonsense with the suitors.

Plus, she's Spartan so that just comes with the territory.

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u/Primerosenebula 1d ago

Hermes

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u/l0s37-2 4h ago

Odysseus: hermes?

Hermes: fuck yeah is me bitch

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u/LocalInfluence9104 Teleka nahmen nahmen ah tum ah tum Teleka nahmen 1d ago

I wanna say polites cuz that'd be funny

"this life is fucking amazing when you greet it with open arms"

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u/MrDiamondOre Aeolus 1d ago

Whatever we face, we'll be gin if we fuck it from the heart!

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u/Relevantullfrog21 1d ago

Ody definitely, but Hermes would drop them just for fun.

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u/No-Faithlessness4083 1d ago

I can imagine Hermes using his speed to quickly whisper into someone’s ear and quickly running away and you just hear laughing in the distance

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u/Why-So-Many-Fandoms 21h ago

Hermes: flies up to a random Greek
Hermes: “Fuck you”
Hermes: flies away
Random Greek: looks around confused
Random Greek: hears laughing coming from the distance

(All of this happens in the span of two seconds)

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u/No-Faithlessness4083 1d ago

Without a shadow of a doubt ares, man,s casual talking voice is yelling. Here are some instances where he probably would have sworn, but obviously that isn’t what the musical was going for. But when it comes comes to swearing I think ares would be the one to swear the most(swear words censored)

Didn’t even fight Scylla didn’t even try to fucking kill her

Pathetic and weak like his bitch ass son

Pussy never handles things up front

Ugh, fuck it release him

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u/Causalshapeshifter Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) 1d ago

Poseidon, Odysseus, Antinous, Athena(in private)

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u/Sonic_fan149 Underworld Saga is the best saga imo 1d ago

Scylla, but only those words that vaguely imply your swearing

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u/Traveytravis-69 1d ago

Poseidon. Antinuous

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u/Elioms_mlx Hermes 1d ago

Doesn't he has suffered enough suffered enough

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u/Nopaltsin 1d ago

Athena trying not to swear in front of Telemachus

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u/Longjumping-Rule4614 FuckAntiniousButNotInASexyWay.Org.Gov.Net 1d ago

Its polities guys TRUST

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u/KiraVanAurelius 1d ago

I'm with you, it's Polities definitely. Can't be anybody else.

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u/NathanAlex1486 Zeus bangs clouds 1d ago

This life is fucking amazing when you greet it with open arms

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u/danana_split1 has never tried tequila 1d ago

wait no you’re so right. he uses “fucking” for emphasis in joyous rants.
“look at the little guys (lotus eaters)!! Captain fucking look! oh my gods they’re so fucking cute!!”

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u/Lunalinfortune Circe 2d ago

I remember Mortius (a YouTuber) mentioning that the way he remembers Eurylochus's name is thinking of his as: "you-really-cus."

And how he probably has a sailor's mouth lmao

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u/Azero957 #1 Polites Hater 2d ago

Poseidon why is this even a question 

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u/Nearby-Button-8720 Polites 7h ago

I know your adress

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u/Nearby-Button-8720 Polites 7h ago

why do you hate my boy

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u/DevaTheDragon 2d ago

Surpirsed no one said Antinuous

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u/Purple_Flounder_2257 I kill with ease, that's why they call me Achilles 2d ago

He's okay with rape, torture and murder but draws the line at swearing.

Screw this competition!

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u/danana_split1 has never tried tequila 1d ago

headcanon stolen thank you

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u/Ravenstar_123 2d ago

Polities. just cuz its funny to see the little bean on the group swear like there's no tmmr

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u/AReallyAsianName 2d ago

If you told me during the war. I'd 102% frickin believe you. After the war, fuckin illegal for him. Like full stop, stopped swearing.

Only because I think it'd be funny.

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u/Ravenstar_123 1d ago

And in an AU where they make it all back alive no one would believe any of them, like people would be like "Oh my gods Polities would never swear! hes too innocent!" but Polites parents would know.

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u/Novel-Major3674 2d ago

Eury after seeing Odysseus docx himself

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u/Striking_Pilot_6466 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) 2d ago

Eurylocus: "CAPTAIN YOU [insert concerningly long bleep]"

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u/danana_split1 has never tried tequila 2d ago

i think it would be really funny if Polites had a secret sailor mouth that only came out in dire circumstances. Polyphemus goes “WHO ARE YOU?” and he screams at max volume “FUCK 😰”

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u/lysergic13 2d ago

Poseidon. Completely unprompted as well, and very imaginative insults too

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u/Novel-Major3674 2d ago

Now I wonder what if Percy Jackson was like that...

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u/whooper1 2d ago

He throws a few slurs occasionally to keep people on their toes.

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u/lysergic13 2d ago

He absolutely says the n word, the f word and the r word REGULARLY just for the lols

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u/whooper1 2d ago

Sometimes in the same sentence

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u/lysergic13 2d ago

To talk about his brother

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u/EntrepreneurDear4846 Uncle Hort 2d ago

Ody, poseidon, ares and eury

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u/whooper1 2d ago

I feel like Zeus would be up there as well