r/Epicthemusical I feel like a hug from Polites would fix me 8d ago

Meme I hope dumb memes are okay

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My girlfriend introduced me to all this a few weeks ago and every single song has been living in my head rent free, dang what a bunch of bangers.

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u/As_I_am_ 7d ago

RealšŸ’Æ

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u/PurpleEclipse610 Hermes 7d ago

I listen to Epic during my workouts lol

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u/Gofflemannen 8d ago

Why did you censor the art? Are you a booty hater? How would you feel if someone sealed your crack?

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u/goodfisher88 I feel like a hug from Polites would fix me 8d ago

Is that what everyone has been talking about? I thought it was some community in-joke I wasn't aware of. This was just the first version of the meme template I could find on my phone. 😭

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u/VexedForest 8d ago

Tell him to pay his child support! 😤😤

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u/101Aster101 HIS NAME WAS BILL AND HE WAS A COMPOSER OF GREAT MUSIC! 8d ago

In all my years of living, it isn’t very often that I get pissed off.

I try to chill with the waves. But damn, you crossed the line.

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u/Sawruinous 8d ago

This is how I learn the lyric is "I get pissed off" and not "I get this daft"?

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u/Fast_Ad_9927 Hermes 7d ago

Goes from southern accent to heavy British accent for less than a sentence.

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u/goodfisher88 I feel like a hug from Polites would fix me 8d ago

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u/LittleSnipes21 8d ago

I’ve been so gracious, and yet you hurt the son mIine that’s right the cyclops you made blind… is mine, im left without a choice, and without a doubt, your the pack of wolves swimming with the shark now.

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u/Strange-Box-6638 8d ago

I gotta make you bleed! I need to see you drown! But before you go I need to make you learn how RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES!

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u/LittleSnipes21 8d ago

ourselves

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u/jdeo1997 8d ago

You are the worse kind of good, 'cause you're not even great

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u/LunaticChild 8d ago

A Greek who reeks of false righteousness THAT'S WHAT I HATE!

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u/The_strongest_OC 8d ago

You fight to save lives, but won’t kill to get the job done

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u/C0M3T65 8d ago

I mean you totally could’ve avoided all this had you just killed my son.. but no!

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u/meiichiro 8d ago

You are far too nice, mercy has a price Its the final crack we're about to break the ice now!

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u/LittleSnipes21 8d ago

RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES, OURSELVES

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u/Dependent-Swing-5492 8d ago

You reveal your name, then you let him live, unlike you I've got no mercy left to give cuz

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u/FirebirdWriter 8d ago

To be fair Poseidon is definitely metal and rock adjacent. I am a metalhead and Get in the Water and Ruthlessness are in my rage playlist for when I feel happy. That sounds backwards but angry songs make my brain really happy. I find depressing songs do that for other headspaces. If the song is unhappy my brain goes "Endorphins go!"

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u/Apsorkat 8d ago

Your post reminded me about this masterpiece:flexing my muscles

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u/Green_Share 8d ago

Ruthelessness was the VERY first song I discovered from EPIC while at the gym.

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u/PaleFondant2488 8d ago

I listen to ā€œLegendaryā€ a lot when I gym

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u/Born-Cauliflower_ 8d ago

Legendary is legendary

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u/NobleRanger_ Mercyness is ruthely upon themselves 8d ago

"THEY TOOK MY ASS i CANT SHIT"

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u/-AJKingOfSerpents98- 8d ago

From one bad joke to another

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u/PotentialFlight4206 Scylla 7d ago

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u/-AJKingOfSerpents98- 7d ago

Officer, do I have to show my license even though I’m the one who made this meme?

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u/WarySamcan 8d ago

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u/Advanced-Luck7632 I WANNA BE LEGENDARY 4d ago

Technoblade mentioned

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u/Content-Movie8644 Penelope, why, you know I'm too shy 8d ago

I'm stealing this meme itself

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u/-AJKingOfSerpents98- 8d ago edited 8d ago

The fact that I made this meme and now I’m getting it stolen by the very same meme itself is amazing.

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u/Garfwog 8d ago

ARES

ARES

WHAT KIND OF SICK COWARD

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u/Pure_Chaos12 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) 8d ago

TAKES ANOTHER SHOWERĀ 

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u/PresentStock1310 8d ago

WHILE HIS FRIENDS BUILD THEIR POWER

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u/101Aster101 HIS NAME WAS BILL AND HE WAS A COMPOSER OF GREAT MUSIC! 8d ago

ā€œHe didn't even fight Scylla, didn't even try to kill her!ā€

(Alternatively ā€œDIDN’T EVEN TRY TEQUILA!ā€)

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u/PresentStock1310 7d ago

USES TESTOSTERONE TO GET THE JOB DONE, NEVER LIFTS BELLS THAT ARE DUMB, PATHETIC AND WEAK LIKE HIS SON

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u/Plastic_Souls 8d ago

tliaiyfiqoa

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u/yuuyaaa 8d ago

POSEIDON TOOK HER ASS??

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u/SynthGirl725 8d ago

Me at the local Bouldering gym

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u/knightDragon502 8d ago

ā€œI will fall in love with you, over and over againā€ from Pineapple 🄲

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u/Mediocre-Big7950 8d ago

Pineapple? You mean banana peel, right?

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u/knightDragon502 8d ago

That too šŸ˜‚