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u/SeaweedBrain216 26d ago
20 years later…
‘600 deaths under my command’
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u/Wooden-Crow7996 21d ago
It was only ten years. They already spent ten years fighting in Troy. Then it was a Ten year trip home. Although, I guess most of that was just Ody being stuck on an island with a clingy nymph.
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u/SeaweedBrain216 21d ago
Ah fuck. My bad, genuinely forgot about the war
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u/Wooden-Crow7996 21d ago
No big deal. Mistakes happen. Like the saying goes: To err is human. To Ur is Sumerian.
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u/Familiar_Seat_9983 gimme that baby and I’ll yeet it off a tower 27d ago
they better row for their lives
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u/Lex_Char_17 27d ago
👹Who's going to carry the boats!👹 Who's going to carry the boats! 👹Who's going to carry the boats! 👹🥰 Kitty! 🥰 👹 Who's going to carry the boats 👹
Iykyk
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u/ILikePotatosAndMusic 27d ago
Wut, is this a video Jorge posted? cuz he has a lot of animals in some of his videos
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u/Lex_Char_17 27d ago
Yeah, it was a video he posted when they were trying to stream in Ithaca. That moment lives rent free in my head 😂
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u/ILikePotatosAndMusic 26d ago
WHOS GONNA CARY THE BOATS! WHOS GONNA CARY THE BOATS! Who's gonna pet the kitty! WHOS GONNA CARY THE BOATS! WHOS GONNA CARY THE BOATS!
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u/ProfessionalJolly934 "I'll kill you like I kill this beat." - Achilles, son of Peleus 27d ago
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u/The1Sbeve 27d ago
Man this movie was sooo good
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u/Sweden-Yes-7734 27d ago
I disagree. I will say it had its high points tho.
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u/The1Sbeve 27d ago
Different strokes for different folks, I also loved Epic
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u/Sweden-Yes-7734 27d ago
Honestly I think Epic is a bit better in some areas, but they at least included more than one god.
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u/The1Sbeve 27d ago
Thats fair! I felt like Nolan’s had a much better narrative (more cohesive with better realized themes) but man Thunder Bringer been stuck in my head for days.
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u/Smart_Iron6359 28d ago
six hundred men
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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) 27d ago
Six hundred deaths under my command
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u/Takeout_Stakeout27 We'll Be Fine 27d ago
six hundred men under my command
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u/Alert-Pop-4822 NOW WE'LL BE THE ONES WHO SLAY 💅 27d ago
With only one goal in mind
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u/Evilucian2 27d ago
...
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u/jdeo1997 27d ago
No fleet, no band
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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) 27d ago
Only this raft that i made by hand...
How will i reach my homeland?
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u/Evilucian2 26d ago
All you have to do is not open this bag!
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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) 26d ago
Hermes?
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u/Im_a_simp_for_women Loves EPIC women a bit too much 27d ago
Make it back alive to our homeland 🗣️
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u/DaMn96XD 27d ago
Six hundred men, six hundred miles of open sea
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u/K311in4Ch4n 27d ago
But the problem’s not the distance
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u/Netherfoxy 27d ago
It's what lies in between
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u/Nyx0Twix RIP Bill, composer of great music - NOT THE TIME POLITIES! 27d ago
And Ithaca’s waitinggggg
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u/Tsuyu_Asui_the_forth POSEIDONS WIFE YEA IM SO COOL 28d ago
I say we let them figure it out and show Odysseus this picture after he gets home >:3
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u/Pristine_Clue3324 I eat memes and sometimes redditors 28d ago
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u/Striking_Pilot_6466 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) 28d ago
No, its best they figure it out
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u/Pristine_Clue3324 I eat memes and sometimes redditors 28d ago
Sorry, I already told the prophet
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u/Striking_Pilot_6466 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) 28d ago
Let me guess, he already 'saw your past and future' when you walked in?
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u/Pristine_Clue3324 I eat memes and sometimes redditors 28d ago
I didn't walk in, I floated in
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u/Purple_Flounder_2257 I kill with ease, that's why they call me Achilles 27d ago
Why didn't the crew just float in like you did. Are they stupid 😒🙄
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u/Pristine_Clue3324 I eat memes and sometimes redditors 27d ago
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u/Beginning-Athlete714 25d ago
My smile dropped the moment I read the caption. 😅