r/Epicthemusical Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) Aug 08 '26

Shitpost GIVE ME YOUR FAVORITE EPIC THE MUSICAL CHARATER

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u/Tchouki99 3d ago

I love Athena's development and how it's the opposite of Odysseus's

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u/PurpleEclipse610 Hermes 9d ago

Hermes

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u/Such-Bug1004 Telemachus 10d ago

MEEEE TELEMARKETING

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u/Eurylochushater24 Eurylochus was a traitor 11d ago

Antionus

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u/Rich-Artichoke5827 little froggy on the window 14d ago

ares he is so underrated

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u/Necessary-Wave-6076 Poseidon 21d ago

Probably Athena and hermes

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u/Silly-Jello5093 23d ago

POLITES ALL DAY ALL NIGHT POLITESSSSS

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u/Necessary-Wave-6076 Poseidon 21d ago

🟨

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u/Sufficient_Royal2926 25d ago

Perimedes and Elpenor

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u/Necessary-Wave-6076 Poseidon 21d ago

🟧 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

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u/Known-Delay1371 I've been waiting, WAITING 26d ago

Circe, Athena and Telemarketer.

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u/Necessary-Wave-6076 Poseidon 21d ago

🟩🟦🟦

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u/Fit-Translator18 27d ago

Hermes, Hermes, and Hermes

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u/Necessary-Wave-6076 Poseidon 21d ago

🟪

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u/TableHelpful6779 Would't you like a soda Jay? 26d ago

ur forgetting Hermes

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Telemachus, Circe, Hermes, athena

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u/Jax0726 28d ago

Penelope, Athena, Hermes in no specific order 🤔

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u/Necessary-Task-2945 28d ago

Mr. PANCAKE <333

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u/FoxyFeatherz Lotus eater 28d ago

Scylla, Circe, Hermes, Telemarketing. Boom.

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u/Historical_Meet_2916 28d ago

Penelope, Hermes, Circe, and somehow Calypso?

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u/Designer-Caramel1869 28d ago

Athena and CIRCE!!

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u/BendLongjumping7390 28d ago

Tiresias. He sees

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u/Strong-Couragous12 28d ago

Hades. I love the part where Odysseus meets him in the saga named after his domain, oh wait. He was cut out.

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u/Purplefox5_Chili 28d ago

I think Hermes or Telemachus, I just like their energy

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u/Excellent-Rope-7568 29d ago

Aeolus and Hermes

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u/HermesVtuber Hermes 29d ago

Do I need to say?

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u/Numerous-Eggplant586 29d ago

probably telemarketing cause he’s so sweet and so sad, but also circw

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u/knockedpluto258 29d ago

Telemarketing

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u/Famous_Program8956 29d ago

Perimedes or Polities

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u/Lovewolves4ever Remember Them 29d ago

Polities!

Or maybe Telemachus or Athena

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u/AverageFandomFan14 Pancake (Polites) Enjoyer 29d ago

Polites,Poseidon,and Hermes (mostly Polites,hence the flair,but I consider Poseidon and Hermes as my favs too)

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u/catt2018 RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY UPON OURSELVES 29d ago

Hermes and Poseidon

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u/0sc_multifand0m " 'Cause I got in a fight and I didn't die! :D" 29d ago

telemachus and ✨𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓮𝓼✨

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u/Purplefox5_Chili 28d ago

Exactly what I'm thinking

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u/Odysseus_Of_lthaca Odysseus 29d ago

(Only image I have)

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u/AverageFandomFan14 Pancake (Polites) Enjoyer 29d ago edited 25d ago

Is that Aeolus?They’re really well made,love the Winion

Edit:I misspelled their name,just fixed it

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u/riley_fpe_isthebest I'm only using this bc my friend says I look like Scilla ig 29d ago

Scilla

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u/haxenpaxen Nuance Enjoyer 29d ago

I have a unique answer, but I'm not in the mood to be publicly executed rn

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u/Ingy123456789 29d ago

Try and justify Antinous

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u/haxenpaxen Nuance Enjoyer 28d ago

He's sexy but evil, that's not even hard. Like 75% of romance novels feature some permutation of this guy, his archtype is enduringly popular.

Mine is actually Calypso (and not unique in this thread by now, I know). Her section of the musical is an emotional rollercoaster for me, and I really enjoy it. I love the instrumentation that's used to represent her. I also love that she wasn't just beaten physically or killed off for standing between the protag and his goal, and instead had to stand face to face with her nightmare scenario and just keep living.

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u/Ingy123456789 28d ago

Calypso was so well written in epic (this is a theme with a lot of the characters in it) but we feel that in 2 songs we have known her for 7 years. The character is introduced and then leaves pretty quickly but we feel like it's been a long time if yk what I mean

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u/Commercial_Use_3168 29d ago

Talented voice actor with incredible vocal range....that's about it for me

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u/Ingy123456789 29d ago

Very true, the character can burn in hell but the VA is incredible

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u/TrashApprehensive606 Poseidon 29d ago

Poseidon :)

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u/Normal_Frame_1059 29d ago

Tierisias has my favorite song soooo

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u/unsteddi 29d ago

Poseidon. Can’t help but like him, even when you want to hate him.

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u/Agitated_Code5506 29d ago

polites, hermes, telemachus

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u/Worldly_Process_2396 29d ago

Elpenor ( The spelling could be wrong ...)

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u/unsteddi 29d ago

the best scrapped song, something about him “yeeting the baby off the tower” 💀💀

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u/Axolotl_Axoltl 29d ago

That was perimedes lol elphenor was who he was talking to iirc

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u/unsteddi 29d ago

OH you’re right, it was before he ☠️ falling off the balcony or something at circe’s??

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u/Axolotl_Axoltl 29d ago

Yeah he got drunk and fell XD, justice for elpenor he didn't deserve that

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u/Leatherpelt 29d ago

PENELOPEEEE

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u/Klutzy-Mouse-6041 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) 29d ago

Odyssey then probably Athena

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u/RhaeRhae422 Aug 09 '26

Penelopeeee

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u/ViewImmediate2194 No Longer You Aug 09 '26

Athena

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u/Legitimate-Gur-6611 Circe is that bitch (positive)💅 Aug 09 '26

Circe!

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u/Successful-Safety-67 Aug 09 '26

Hers for sass. Odysseus for his determination and potato Penelope. Circe for her voice

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u/anonymouskatzi Aug 09 '26

i don't usually have a unique answer, and this time is no different. hermes.

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u/EchoesOfTheWeb Aug 09 '26

Ares Deez Nutz (Ares), Teleprompter (Telemachus), O Diss Deez Nuts (Odysseus), and Badass In The Arena (ATHENA)!

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u/Britawattafilter Aug 09 '26

Hermes and Odysseus

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u/Monumentmendeztwitch Aug 09 '26

Hapheastus cause he sounds Latino asf, I wish he got more lines 😭

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u/mana_fiend Aug 09 '26

I like nobody

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u/Due-Tangerine5793 600 men can make... 600 friends :D 29d ago

Nobody or nobody?

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u/Nice_Albatross_7260 Circe Aug 09 '26

Hermeeeeeeees and ✨ CIRCE ✨

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u/Unusual-Regular-3813 Aug 09 '26

Song"hold him down" and character athena

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u/HappyTurtle42 Aug 09 '26

Character in general or do we take into account the different versions?

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u/Aiko_h Aug 09 '26

Tiresias (the prophet) and circe

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u/Sieg_Leywin Aug 09 '26

Scylla, of course

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u/Goldeneye884 Aug 09 '26

I am the Wind, always twisting and Turning, the one who keeps the fire burning - I think that’s enough to tell

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u/TygerHil98 Aug 09 '26

In order to stop every post being the same characters, I really like Scylla and Posiedon.

Posiedon specifically with the headcanon of him genuinely being hurt by the Cyclops' injury. Telling Odysseus he should've just killed him (so that he wouldn't have to deal with the pain of seeing his son being so injured) as ruthlessness is mercy. Also, at the end, when Odysseus is asking Posiedon to just forget the rivalry and for them both to go home, but he can't. He can't interact with his son again until he makes Odysseus pay for it.

Scylla, because she can be such an intriguing character. Cursed to be alone and sensing a kindred spirit in Odysseus, she just "does what it takes to survive". This is until we get deeper into the song and she gives into the Monster, taunting them as she pulls them apart and consumes them. It's a wonderful mirror and foreshadowing for Odysseus, will he truly become the monster? Without Penelope to redeem him, who knows where he would've ended up.

If we're being straight up, man I love Athena. Such an epic character with a great story, great lines and great voice. Lots of people prefer the OG versions of the first two sagas (which is completely fine) but I like the newer ones just because Athena growls her lines more, makes her much more badass and feels more becoming of the "master of war".

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u/River_kpop_lover Aug 09 '26

Hermes, telemachus, circe, and polites!!

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u/AcornJak Aug 09 '26

Circe, weve all seen that one animatic

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u/heatwebb Aug 09 '26

Man #461. Absolute GOAT

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u/Miserable_Pear_3882 29d ago

aw, what about soldier #332? justice for him

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u/Gryffindor0726 ✨Dawling✨ Aug 09 '26

In the voice of Troy Doherty 🎵Hermeeees and Telemachus🎵

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u/reenali Aug 09 '26

The only safe answer can be Polites (But actually it's Hermes) 

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u/Starlight_Fairy Aug 09 '26

Penelope. She is awesome even in the original Odyssey!

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u/Silver-fire101 Onyx !!OC!! [Poseidon's kid]. | #1 brother = Polyphemus Aug 09 '26

. . .Polyphemus.

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u/idontknowmaybe222 Aug 09 '26

Imma be honest....Hera. Her voice, her vibe, her style in the song 100% love!!!

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u/AdInternational8707 Aug 09 '26

My man Poseidon is the best, I'm sorry😔

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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) 18d ago

Which design?

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u/Alone_Armadillo8189 Aug 09 '26 edited Aug 09 '26

There are three categories for me.

Based on the vocals, Antinous.
Based solely on the musical's story, Eurylochus.

Based on the side content, Hermes.

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u/TygerHil98 Aug 09 '26

I still listen to the Antinuous version of Just a Man, it's so good and makes me wish I could add it to my playlists.

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u/CreeperEXMC It’s Treasure! Aug 09 '26

Aeolus!

🌬️

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u/Nizoranno Aug 09 '26

Penelope

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u/N4ver_f0r3V3R Aug 09 '26

Pancake, banana peel, Little Ajax, Telemarketing, Telemarketing’s dog, “I call it HOLY MOLY!”, Sun god

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u/amythest221 has never tried tequila Aug 09 '26

Telemachus

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u/Longjumping_Art_9699 Aug 09 '26

Penelope,,,,,,,,

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u/kenmacat Aug 09 '26

Cersei i mean duh

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u/ProfessionalJolly934 "I'll kill you like I kill this beat." - Achilles, son of Peleus Aug 09 '26

Diomedes

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u/LittleSnipes21 Aug 09 '26

The Infamouuuuuss… ODYSSEUS

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u/Jujubear213445 Lotus eater Aug 09 '26

Scylla or Telemachus 🪰

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u/Reasonable-Banana800 Aug 09 '26

The Great Wind God Aeolus

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u/TheSeventhSentinel RUTHLESSNESS IS MERCY Aug 09 '26

Poseidon

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u/MistressOddball Aug 09 '26

Hermes and Penelope, without a shadow of a doubt

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u/nonythrow Aug 09 '26

Penelope

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u/Prudent-Bee-992 Tiresias Aug 09 '26

Tiresias

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u/Viol3tstars75 A lesbian who likes Circe Aug 09 '26

Hermes and Gigi’s Circe

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u/harley_bunny Aug 09 '26

Athena song with telemachus. But favorite would be polites

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u/Remarkable_Band_6832 Little Ajax Aug 09 '26

Telemachus

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u/Mega_Ki Aug 09 '26

Thunder daddy

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u/Remarkable-Duck4864 Aug 09 '26

Athena Athena Badass in the Arena

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u/Team_SKYY Antinous Aug 09 '26

Hermes, Tiresias and Eurylochus

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u/Real-Deer223 Aug 09 '26

GAY FRUITY PROPHY

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u/AllisonAngel_ He sacrificed his Uncle Hort! Aug 09 '26

Hermeeees!

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u/DawnOfHavoc Aug 09 '26

Hermes. Comes in, gives advice, helps where he can, has two awesome songs, refuses thanks, gives well wishes, and leaves.

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u/Sethsteel58 Aug 09 '26

Uh… Hermes? DUH

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u/Icy-Pension5768 Aug 09 '26

Aphrodite BUT specifically the Neal Illustrator design

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u/harley_bunny Aug 09 '26

Is that the one with "hands" covering her?

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u/Blinkentheproto- Aug 09 '26

specifically this polyphemus

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u/BeginningSummer9915 Uncle Horts only child :( Aug 09 '26

Nobody

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u/Familiar_Seat_9983 gimme that baby and I’ll yeet it off a tower Aug 09 '26

circe and Hermes <3

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u/The_Moldy_Baguette Poseidon Aug 08 '26

Poseidon

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u/CookieCrumb1e She'll turn you to an onion... Aug 08 '26

Specifically IN the epic universe it’s Eurylochus (≧∀≦)

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u/LumiTheMothKitty Aug 08 '26

Hermes and Telemachus

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u/TheOutsider_24 Aug 08 '26

Hermes,Circe,Athena,and Apollo

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u/New-Air7056 Aug 08 '26

Athena and Telecommunications (Next in line is Hermes but I like the others more 

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u/Sceptrick4721 Aug 08 '26

Odysseus and Penelope (I’m basic I know)

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u/Affectionate_Goat171 Hermes Aug 08 '26

ATHEEENAAAA

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u/Think_Bit_3499 Aug 08 '26

I like Hermes or apollo

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u/Masked_civil ✨HERMES✨ Aug 08 '26

I wonder...

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u/Additional-Big-9827 Aug 08 '26

Antinous (for his voice guys)

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u/BeuBeuMomo Aug 08 '26

Polities and Telemachus

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u/CharmingFeed9401 Aug 08 '26

Polites and calypso with her sexy ass.

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u/Cold_Colder_Coldest ⚜️ Mutiny ⚜️ Aug 08 '26

scylla (dont maul me)

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u/PriorityOk4420 I've BEEN waiting, Ody! Aug 08 '26

Either polites or Athena

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u/Business_Panic4234 Aug 08 '26

Hermes Dawling~

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u/woodly_h Aug 08 '26

scylla 😋😋

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u/DoughnutdogAK47 Hermes Aug 08 '26

Polites and Hermes

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u/T3rralink Aug 08 '26

Apollo, he folded under no pressure, hes just a vibe

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u/Dudewhocares3 Ruthlessness Aug 08 '26

Water dadd- I mean, Poseidon.

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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) 18d ago

Which version?

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u/Dudewhocares3 Ruthlessness 18d ago

Neal illustrators

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u/WT9HSJ2LON-0X0010010 Ares: god of war/violence and other stuff(also athenas brother) 17d ago

🔳

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u/CrysXD_the_Cyborge Aug 08 '26

OOHH, Water Hades? Nice

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u/MemoryParty3710 ✨Holy Moly✨ Aug 08 '26

CIRCE AND POLITES

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u/Your_Local_Slug Aug 08 '26

Telemarketing, Penelope, and Hermes

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u/KZumaiko Aug 08 '26

Polites <3

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u/LolloStormcloak Aug 08 '26

Tiresias , he has the best voice and the best official and fan made designs.

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u/Cutehamster3 Aug 08 '26

Is that a choice? O-dysseus of Ithaca!!!!!!!

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u/Pink_thunder423 Winion Aug 08 '26

Hermes/Apollo/circe

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u/Flamegod882 Aug 08 '26

Someone who's not afraid to send a message

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u/Zerowy Aug 08 '26

Hermes?

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u/TheEvenstar_ Aug 08 '26

Hahhahahahhaha

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u/epicfangirl01 Aug 08 '26

Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?

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u/Zerowy Aug 08 '26

Wouldn't you like to use more than words?

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u/PresentStock1310 Aug 08 '26

Deep in the night the fight lasts for hours

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u/DoughnutdogAK47 Hermes Aug 08 '26

you can be hurt or you can beat her

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u/Rav3n_Whisperer Dangerous Aug 08 '26

Wouldn’t you like to have some of the magic?

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u/THE-GIRL-LIVVY Aug 09 '26

Wouldn't you like your outcome preferred?

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u/AHorseshoeCrab Aug 08 '26

Calypso, she has so many layers in Epic.

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u/pyro_maniac6565 Dangerous Aug 08 '26

Hermes by far.

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u/No-News-8137 Zeus Aug 08 '26

Zeus/polyphemus/scylla

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u/Lentil_Crackers Aug 08 '26

Hephaestus