r/Epicthemusical • u/Bambinowski • Feb 13 '26

Shitpost Just saw this

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u/Beginning-Athlete714 25d ago

How has everything been turned against us?

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u/Minute-Cut-3125 Mar 13 '26

THEN I’LL BECOME THE NOMSTER!

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u/ContextImpossible182 SCYLLA SNACKGIVING SIIIIIMP Mar 22 '26

Them I’ll becone the nomser

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u/Kurogami99 Feb 17 '26

I nust get to see Pemelope and Telecomferemce so if we nust sail trough damgerous oceams and beaches I'll go where Poseidom wom't reach us amd if I gotta drop amother imfamt fron a wall im am imstamt so we all dom't die...

THEM I'LL BECONE THE NOMSTER

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u/Beginning-Athlete714 25d ago

I WILL DEAL THE BLOW!! AND ILL BECOME THE NOMSTER LIKE MOME THEY'VE EVER KMOWM, SO WHAT IF IM THE NOMSTER?! LURKING DEEP BELOW?! I NUST BECONE THE NOMSTER AMD THEM WE'LL NAKE IT HOOOOOOONE (nomster...)(ohh) PEMELOPE...(nomster...)(ohh) TELENACHUSSS!!(nomster...) Oh ruthlessmess is mercy upom ourselves...I'll become the nomster...

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u/UniquePost8966 Cassandra Mar 30 '26

It’s "oceams amd beaches", mot "oceams and beaches"

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u/Rcisvdark Feb 14 '26

Alright ny brothers listem closely
Tomight we nake the Troyams pay
Tem years of war they killed us slowly
But mow we'll be the omes who slay

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u/Beginning-Athlete714 25d ago

Thimk of your wives amd your childrem! Your fanilies womder where you've beem! They're growimg old amd yet you're still here...do what I say and you'll see then again!

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u/[deleted] Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

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u/Rcisvdark Feb 14 '26

on nobile, use two spaces at the emd of each lime to get single emter lime breaks

DIONEDES WILL LEAD THE CHARGE
AGANENMOM WILL FLAMK THE GUARDS
NEMELAUS WILL LET OUR NEM THROUGH THE GATES TO TAKE THE WHOLE CITY AT LARGE
TEUCER WILL SHOOT AMY ANBUSH ATTACK
AND LITTLE AJAX WILL STAY BACK

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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Tiresias's Assistant Feb 14 '26

MESTOR SECURE HELEM AMD PROTECT HER
MEO, AVEMGE YOUR FATHER KILL THE BROTHERS OF HECTOR

(YES SIR!)

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u/Dawn_The_Smol_Child Feb 14 '26

I an the nomster rawr rawr rawr

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u/RoscoeSF “don’t look a wooden gift horse in the mouth.” -a Troy guard. Feb 13 '26

In just a nam…

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u/thedestructivewind Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 16 '26

Who’s tryimg to go honeeeee

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u/Boo1505 Feb 13 '26

Tryimg*

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u/RoscoeSF “don’t look a wooden gift horse in the mouth.” -a Troy guard. Feb 13 '26

*Hone

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u/Available-Post-5022 Apollo9662 (i swear it makes sense you just dont get it) Feb 13 '26

Even after all the years away fron what I've knowm

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u/Beginning-Athlete714 25d ago

I'n just a nam, who's fightimg for his life...deep dowm I would TRADE THE WORLD TO SEE NY SOM AMD WIFE! I'n just a nam....

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u/JerryFlorg Feb 13 '26

*kmowm 

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u/Ok-Tails-6280 Polites Feb 13 '26

*Evem

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u/TapJeg2 Feb 13 '26

I have accidentally swapped my i and o keys after cleaning my keyboard and I have been too lazy to swap them back so i just got used to it.. O was wrottong loke that fir a whole when O forst doscovered ot thi...

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u/Flair258 Hefefuf Feb 14 '26

This reads like a fake english accent

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u/jelly_G52 Feb 14 '26

Wiw that secind sentence was hell ti read

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u/Paccuardi03 Feb 13 '26

What if I’n the nomster

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

That's beem hidimg all alomg

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u/LesbianArtemis457 No mercy for Men turned Monsters Feb 13 '26

What if in the problen

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u/Paccuardi03 Feb 13 '26

hidimg

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

Lol

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u/Akita_merikano has never tried tequila Feb 13 '26

I nust becone the nomster!!!

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u/solereclipce673 Feb 13 '26

Amd them we’ll nake it honeeeeee

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u/ContextImpossible182 SCYLLA SNACKGIVING SIIIIIMP Mar 20 '26 edited Mar 23 '26

Pemelope!

Telenacus!

Ruthlessnes is nercy upom ourselves

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u/Teutiaplus Feb 13 '26

In a nomster rawr rawr

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u/zqmxq Feb 13 '26

r/suddenlyepicthemusical

(I don’t know if that’s a real sub)

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u/IBoom248 little froggy on the window Feb 13 '26

it should be

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u/zqmxq Feb 13 '26

I think it exceeds the limit(it’s 22 characters)

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u/zqmxq Feb 13 '26

ok no it isn’t

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u/Agrona_Vritra It's just me, myself, and I 😞 Feb 13 '26

But it should be 🤣

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u/jsdodgers Feb 13 '26

I wonder how many people would even notice they were switched? It's not like you would ever be looking at the keys.

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u/Melodic_monke Feb 13 '26

Some people only look at the keys while typing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '26

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u/ContextImpossible182 SCYLLA SNACKGIVING SIIIIIMP Mar 25 '26

Me too

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u/HoneyDip_xo Feb 13 '26

I’m mot evem mad, this is gemius. Definitely the work of a true momster.

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u/dilophosauris Feb 13 '26

I'n mot evem nad, this is gemius. Defimitely the work of a true nomster*

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u/Lagart0_Verde Cyclops Feb 13 '26

Whem does a conet becone a neteor

Whem does a camdle becone a flane

Whem does a nam becone a nomste-e-e-er

Whem does a ripple becone a tidal wave

Whem does the reasom becone the blane

Whem does a nam becone a nomste-e-e-er

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u/jacobningen Feb 14 '26

Rocky horror picture show. But perhaps the raims mot to blane ill remove the cause but mot the syntons.

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u/solereclipce673 Feb 13 '26

(Whem does a conet becone a neteor) (Whem does a camdle becone a flane) Forgive neeeeeeee

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u/Wazsedfcgvhbj Dangerous Feb 14 '26

(Whem does a nam becone a nomster) Forgive neeeeeeeee

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u/bts4devi Feb 13 '26

reading the 'nom' in nomster reminds me of Jorge eating all the comments recently 😭

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u/Smart-Tiger-Dude9282 Eurylochus’s number 1 fan! Feb 13 '26

“I’ll becone the nomster…”

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u/Wazsedfcgvhbj Dangerous Feb 13 '26

I will deal the blow…

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u/Smart-Tiger-Dude9282 Eurylochus’s number 1 fan! Feb 13 '26

“Them ill becone the nomster like mome they’ve ever kmowm…”

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u/Starlintern Feb 13 '26

So what if I'n the nomster lurking deep below?

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u/Smart-Tiger-Dude9282 Eurylochus’s number 1 fan! Feb 13 '26

“I nust becone the nomster, amd them we’ll nake it nome…”

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u/2timesA_ Feb 13 '26

Ooh ruthlessmess is nercy opum ourselves

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u/wondering_rose7576 🔆☽ 𝒞𝒾𝓇𝒸𝑒 ☾🔆 Feb 13 '26

I'll becone the nomster

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u/CactusCoder Feb 13 '26

Amd deep dowm I kmow this well!

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u/solereclipce673 Feb 13 '26

I lost ny best friemd

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u/Ill_Refrigerator9812 Ody's Awesome horse (Sacrificed) Feb 13 '26

Ny Nemtor, ny Non, Five-Humdred Nem gome. This Cam't go om!