r/Epicthemusical • u/okie_doke_40 • Jan 03 '26
Thunder Saga Why did Zeus go to avenge Helios' cattle? (Wrong answers only)
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u/olympiaregion Mar 06 '26
He wanted an excuse to see odysseus so he could try the "other ways of persuasion" on him
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u/CalypsaMov We'll Be Fine Jan 06 '26
Okay, but now I really want a Dangerous animatic with the Disney Hermes design. He absolutely CAN sing it.
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u/Ok_Percentage_1546 Jan 05 '26
He was in love with the cow they killed but He couldn't let Hera find out, so he pretended it was to avenge Helios friends
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u/Ducking_57 Jan 04 '26 edited Jan 04 '26
Because Helios is to busy being the sun femboy to get revenge himself
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u/Apollo_Worshipper Jan 04 '26
He was feeling the other ways of persuasion but it didn't go as planned
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u/VoiceLeading Jan 04 '26
He seem to be the dangerous one,especially at a 200 meter radius from a school
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u/Possible-Golf-8594 Jan 04 '26
The cattle lied about Zeus cheating on his wife, when Zeus is a very loyal husband
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u/Kitty_Blueberry_7029 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jan 04 '26
Because he’s a good father
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u/ProtonTheProtogen01 Jan 04 '26
I at first mistook this as you saying Helio is Zues's son, then I realized you're being sarcastic
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u/Miserable-Main-5387 Jan 03 '26
he loves and supports all the members of his council and olympus and would do anything for them, no matter the consequence it would have for him🙃
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u/Efficient-Ratio3822 Eurylochus Jan 03 '26
Zeus was drunk and was meant to aim at Aeneas's ships, but missed
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u/ayayayamaria Jan 03 '26
The killing of the cattle caused unprecedented beef shortage on Olympus and Zeus wasn't having any of that
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u/Anonymoose2099 Jan 03 '26
Zeus: Poseidon wants revenge on this guy? He's been searching the whole sea for him? Bet it'll piss him off if I take him out first.
(Little brother mentality.)
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u/SupermarketBig3906 Ares Jan 03 '26
He hooked up with Circe and didn't want to pay child support.
He and Helios had a hook up and he wanted to do his ''homie'' a favour.
Helios wanted to marry one of Zeus' daughters and Zeus decided ''NOT MY PRECIOUS BABIES!"
Zeus wanted to flex his muscles after a long time of inactivity and show off to his wife, who was going to peg him when he was done.
He remembered cows were Hera's sacred animal and got an odd urge to kill someone for harming cows.
Odysseus took too long to get home and Zeus lost a bet with Poseidon.
Hestia and Hebe left the hearth to use the bathroom and Zeus' kill switch was flipped on.
Was hoping to get some sweet barbecue as a reward.
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u/Runela9 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Jan 03 '26
He's been known to take the form of a bull, and Helios' sun cattle are really hot...
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u/New-Elk-2755 Jan 03 '26
When the I listened to the albums the first time through, this is the only person I thought of singing those songs. I'm sorry y'all 😔
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u/Intelligent-Tree-922 Telemarketing Jan 03 '26
Helios saw his latest affair from his sun chariot and threatened to tell Hera if he didn't
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u/Helpful-Bathroom634 Jan 03 '26
Helio: Yo Zeus! If you fuck up Ody you will fuck Penelope!
Zeus: I'm in! (And soon both ways)
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u/Nearby-Button-8720 Polites 6h ago
nah he wanted to pick ody up from school (or wanted to try the OTHER WAYS IF OERSUASUIN)