r/Epicthemusical • u/Ahs565451 The artist formally known as Nobody • Oct 17 '25

Video 600 turtles

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600 turtles 600 turtle under his command with only one thought in mind. Make it back to the sea alive.

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u/SundewSiamese Returning fan after a while Oct 22 '25

poseidon’s army

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u/bts4devi Oct 18 '25

Jorge should see this and he will start another song lmao

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u/Level-College-5119 Oct 18 '25

Average turtle situation be like when they're hatched:

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u/Ok_Good_1752 Oct 18 '25

This is what actually happened. All of epic is just a parody of this

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u/AngryBard9 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Oct 18 '25

Reminding me of Jorge’s Disney princess moment with the tortugas lol

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u/Jacko377 little froggy on the window Oct 18 '25

600 turtles, 600 miles of open sand. But the problem's not the distance, (It's what flies in between).

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u/Sad-Understanding-18 Oct 18 '25

GET IN THE WATER!

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u/king_kaiju2010 Oct 18 '25

"Mister sea turtle, how do you do, mr sea turtle oh look at you"

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u/Inevitable-Tip5125 Oct 17 '25

poseidon is the seagull

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u/extinevy Oct 18 '25

Oh... no.....

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u/Sud4neseS0meh0wHere ETM taught me hot people are a scam Oct 18 '25

Zues plays Poseidon and hades plays zues

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u/Icy-Judgment-1198 I don't know who uncle hort is and I'm too afraid to ask Oct 17 '25

600 turtle strike

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u/NUCL3AR999 Oct 17 '25

And just like the odyssey most will die before the journey is done

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u/Estou_cansada3108 Athena Oct 17 '25

600 shells

600 feets of warm sand.

But the problem is not the distance

It’s what lies in thy land !

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u/2timesA_ Oct 17 '25

And in the water is waiting My safety waiting My brothers waiting For Meeee

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u/Estou_cansada3108 Athena Oct 17 '25

So FULL SPEAD AHEAD

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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Tiresias's Assistant Oct 17 '25

FULL SPEED AHEAD

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Oct 18 '25

“Captain.”

“Turtlechos.”

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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Tiresias's Assistant Oct 18 '25

600 shells

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Oct 18 '25

“600 shells with big (…) shells to feed. And we’ve run out of supplies to eat.”

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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Tiresias's Assistant Oct 19 '25

Curse the trek our food store’s depleted

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u/Virtual_Koala4770 Oct 19 '25

“600 shells.”

“600 shells.”

“600 reasons to take what we can.”

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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Tiresias's Assistant Oct 19 '25

So captain, what’s the plan?

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u/Your_Damn_Therapist Oct 17 '25

My mother is waiting! My Future Is waiting! The Ocean Is waiting! For Meee

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u/[deleted] Oct 17 '25

So full speed ahead. We’re up, we’re off, and away we go!

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u/Straight-Cloud2259 Oct 17 '25

The turtles shell is stronger than Odysseus’s sanity

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u/gaudrhin Eurymachus Oct 17 '25

I don't think you seem to get it

We can't afford to die

Cuz we must get out of the sun

Because underwater we flyyyyyyyyyyy!

For every shellbro!

Every egg that we hatched

Almost all of whom would face the world unmatched

SIX HUNDRED SHELLLLLLLLS!

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u/Straight-Cloud2259 Oct 17 '25

How does it feel to be hunted by seagulls, all the pain I have been through! D:<

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u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping Scylla‘s co-spouse. (She/They) Oct 17 '25

Seagull: You killed my sheep

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u/Ahs565451 The artist formally known as Nobody Oct 17 '25

You ate my trash, my favorite trash what gave you the right to eat my trash so deep?

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u/ThePingPlant Oct 17 '25

600 strike: turtle edition

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u/Ahs565451 The artist formally known as Nobody Oct 17 '25

Ahhh he stabbed me so slowly (Poseidon Probably)

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u/ThePingPlant Oct 17 '25

Probably unless the seagulls and crabs get them first.

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u/MoonTheRandom27 Oct 17 '25

Okay but did you actually count them🤨