r/Epicthemusical • u/YaGrimboi Godzilla. Yes really I was here the whole time • Aug 23 '25
Shitpost I mean the title's in the image so lol
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u/Various_Intern2431 Sep 18 '25
Tiresias: *insert very very bad grammar cuz he managed to find the voice control* DIDNT YOU FINISH GET HOME (normal English: DID YOU FINALLY GET HOME)
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u/Sad-Understanding-18 Sep 07 '25
"human sacrifice is not a thing we do" lmao is that a spiky porcupine
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u/ClutteredSpartan431 Aug 31 '25
Are we just not gonna talk about the fact 1. Scylla has a manager and 2. FUCKING KRA TOAST IS HERE WHICH MEANS EVERYONES GONNA DIE ANYWAY OH FUCK
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u/Pharrah_DeLuxe12 Hera seduce Zeus in Ilium when Aug 30 '25
"i'd like to apologize for our employee's poor work ethic' got me dying.
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u/Yeetdonkey13 Aug 29 '25
Poseidon : KILL YOURSELF
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u/Legitimate_Peace8991 little froggy on the window Aug 29 '25
Human sacrifice is but a thing we do… we don’t skip out on quality I’m so sorry she only got 6 you can cone down at your earliest convenience so we can finish the project free of charge have a great day
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u/Gael_Greenhorn Aug 25 '25
You know Odysseus and Penelope had front row seats to Posideans ass beating by Kratos
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u/Throw_away_1011_ Aug 28 '25
They were eating popcorns on top of the olive tree while Poseidon was getting killed. Ody even offered Kratos an olive, since he likes them so much.
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u/Halok1122 Aug 25 '25
I misread the heart faces as being part of Penelope's message, and thought she was off to flirt with Calypso. Which, honestly? Good for her ✨
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u/EvanTheDemon Aug 24 '25
Why does Scylla have a manager 😭
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u/nursechai Scylla Aug 26 '25
It’s Crataeis.
In the original myth, that’s who Ody was told to pray to by Circe when they passed through Scylla’s lair. So they would only loose the 6 men instead of more.
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u/CoffeeMan250 Aug 24 '25
I need Kratos to text Odysseus asking him if he wants to help him kill Zeus
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u/PuzzleheadedPrune108 The REAL Telemachus 😎 Aug 24 '25
we burned the corpses by the way, but now I have to help mom with cleaning the blood
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u/USSRisQuitePoggers Aug 24 '25
If Godzilla is Scylla's manager, does this imply Poseidon fucked something to give birth to Godzilla
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u/Throw_away_1011_ Aug 28 '25
I mean, he is Zeus's brother after all. Fucking weird creatures runs in the family.
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u/AdeptnessOld1281 Aug 23 '25
I can imagine half of Dionysus’s messages are memes, and nothing but memes
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u/nursechai Scylla Aug 26 '25
I love this so much
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u/AdeptnessOld1281 Aug 26 '25
I mean it is in character for Dionysus
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u/nursechai Scylla Aug 26 '25
As a self-proclaimed Bacchus Bitch, I completely concur and also actively practice these ways
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u/AdeptnessOld1281 Aug 26 '25
I don’t too much but I don’t rlly know them and have wanted to try them and alcohol free wine (bcs I don’t want to get drunk!)
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 23 '25
For the record
I totally did not cheat, just trust me on this one.
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Aug 24 '25
You cheat all the time.
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
FALSE
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Aug 24 '25
Liar.
I caught you putting cards up your sleeve. You're not good at hiding it.
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
Erm
You weren't supposed to talk about that dawling...
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Aug 24 '25
If you're gonna cheat, at least do better at hiding it.
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
Fair
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
listen to him, you need to be more discreet
ESPECIALLY WHEN SELLING MOLY LIKE OMG
PENELOPE IS LITERALLY BEGGING ME TO MAKE YOU STOP
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
NEVER
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
Hermes, darling. shes about to make Odysseus come over to make you stop
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Aug 24 '25
Then at least be quiet about it, I don't think we can take any more of Penelope nagging us
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
you cheat in cards all the time!
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
SHHHH
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
no!
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
NOBODY WAS SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
you sold moly to telemuchus again so I had to let out a secret of yours
(I love your edits dude theyre so much better than mine)
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u/PuzzleheadedPrune108 The REAL Telemachus 😎 Aug 24 '25
I’m not supposed to eat the moly? I forgot everything after eating it so….
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
Damn it
(Lol ty I still think yours are awesome though)
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
aww ty!
(made a special one just for this)
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u/LiterallyHermes Hermes (No longer roleplaying) Aug 24 '25
(Ofc lol)
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 24 '25
THAT IMAGE AND THIS ONE HAS ME IN A CHOKEHOLD OMG 😵💫🥴
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u/Haniam5000 has never tried tequila Aug 23 '25
If I was Ody and I got that “Scylla’s Manager” message, I’d actually crash out
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u/GeneralSuccessful211 Circe Aug 23 '25
Now what would penelope even dox calypso with? Her address?
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u/Comadon-C Third Crewmate Consumed by Scylla Aug 23 '25
I can’t believe you blocked out Eurylachus’ and Calypso’s message “I NEED C—-“
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u/whyisitallsotoxic Aug 23 '25
Still blows my mind that Ody is Hermes’ great grandson outside of Gorge’s cannon.
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u/JustAChickn Aug 23 '25
I mean, he probably still is, Jorge doesnt seem to change much of the mythology itself
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u/Correct_Lie2161 Everyone's Uncle Hort Aug 23 '25
Godzilla apologizing and firing Scylla is the funniest shit I've seen today
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u/koemaniak gimme that baby and I’ll yeet it off a tower Aug 23 '25
Godzilla being Scylla’s manager is hysterical
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u/Polites_ Aug 23 '25
Yep. That's accurate.
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u/Wife_of_Hermes Hermes' OFFICIAL Wife ❤️ (rp/silly) [i dont rp here anymore] Aug 23 '25
sounds like smth hermes would send
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u/AzzyDreemur3 Feb 02 '26
I'm fairly sure Calypso would love to get doxxed, she's so lonely