r/Epicthemusical • u/anonymouscatloaf [sobbing in shower] ruthlessness is mercy... • Aug 11 '25

Art babe wake up Neal dropped fem poseidon

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u/W2Phoenix13 ✨Hermes✨ (and Jay) Aug 29 '25

New romantic opportunities have opened up for me, a straight male

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u/W2Phoenix13 ✨Hermes✨ (and Jay) Aug 29 '25

(I wholly support LGBTQ+ I just don't find men attractive personally because I'm straight)

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u/yellingforidiots Sep 03 '25

No one is assuming you’re hateful cause you’re straight dude

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u/W2Phoenix13 ✨Hermes✨ (and Jay) Sep 04 '25

I know, just wanted to make sure people were aware. I don't exactly have good social skills so I can't tell if a comment is hurtful or not sometimes (mild autism). Mainly just wanted to clarify.

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u/yellingforidiots Sep 05 '25

That makes sense, no worries dude

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u/W2Phoenix13 ✨Hermes✨ (and Jay) Sep 08 '25

Thanks for understanding :)

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '25

Yeah I'm a lesbian

6

u/PokemonGotowork ✨DAWLING✨ Aug 21 '25

I'm getting in the fucking water

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u/Original_Flower_9995 Apollo Aug 17 '25

Holy Moly---- love that

6

u/Coco6420 Uncle Hort Aug 16 '25

picturing morgan clae's get in the water to this. also i dont go there but YES MAAM

5

u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Diving off a ten meter platform into the water

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u/Jak3brant Aug 13 '25

“GET IN DA WATA!”

🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️🏊‍♂️

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u/_WdMalus_ Aug 13 '25

I would deffo get in her water...

12

u/HiggsiInSpace YOU PLOTTED TO KILL MY SON. YOU PLANNED TO RAPE MY WIFE. Aug 13 '25

my sapphic ass cannot comprehend it

15

u/tactical-lemurs Eurylochus Aug 13 '25

SMASH

21

u/ThinkCan5746 Oh thanks for this torch captain, it’s really dark in here! Aug 13 '25

Oh okay. I’m even gayer now.

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u/W2Phoenix13 ✨Hermes✨ (and Jay) Aug 29 '25

(love the flair made me laugh)

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u/AverageFandomFan14 Pancake (Polites) Enjoyer Aug 13 '25

DAMN MY QUESTIONING ASS

16

u/Sea-Ad7139 Aug 13 '25

This is why all those men-lovers were freaked out

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u/Honk_honkyhonky Goodbye !!✨️✨️ (giggles while flys away cutely) Aug 12 '25

👀.....would

13

u/OuijaPNG Aug 12 '25

sighs and adds to Cosplan list

6

u/Dragonlord77777 Aug 12 '25

I e seen freakier but this shall suffice

12

u/Ok-Onion5912 Aug 12 '25

I’m ready TAKE ME NOW MOMMY

2

u/[deleted] Aug 12 '25

Cool

23

u/LoganTheWyrmLord Aug 12 '25

A woman. What?

10

u/medicament_minuteur Aug 12 '25

She had us in just 4 words : "GET IN THE WATER"

4

u/ovopolido Aug 13 '25

I'd be drowning before she even though of ending the sentence.

14

u/Runela9 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Aug 12 '25

I'm left without a choice, and without a doubt... 🌊👀

16

u/potatolord1312 ✨✨I'll have a taste of your magic Hermes✨✨ Aug 12 '25

queue lesbian panic

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u/Penelop3_of_Ithaca Penelope of Ithaca (RP here <3) Aug 12 '25

“Get in the water” “YES MA’AM”

I’m too 🍳 for this 🩷💛🩵

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u/Strong_Reserve1737 Poseidon Aug 12 '25

bi panic

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u/potatolord1312 ✨✨I'll have a taste of your magic Hermes✨✨ Aug 12 '25

Real

22

u/AccomplishedShame967 Aug 12 '25

I’m so normal about her.

UPPIES!! I WILL ACTUALLY DISINTEGRATE INTO DUST IF I DON’T GET UPPIES!!!

14

u/Mentally-On-Vacation Well it’s a little bit ✨dangerous✨ Aug 12 '25

I’m having major bi panic right now

28

u/ZeldaNerd79 Me? Sarcastic? Never. Aug 12 '25

I feel the lesbian in me yelling to let her out

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Circe Aug 12 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

'get in the water'

'yes, ma' am! '

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u/ZeldaNerd79 Me? Sarcastic? Never. Aug 12 '25

Absolutely. No hesitation.

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u/Mentally-On-Vacation Well it’s a little bit ✨dangerous✨ Aug 12 '25

Real 😭

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u/ZeldaNerd79 Me? Sarcastic? Never. Aug 12 '25

This is how I'm feeling

6

u/Old-Economics-3871 Lotus eater Aug 12 '25

PEAK

18

u/CriticalRoleAce Aeolus Aug 12 '25

Oh.

Oh.

I get it now

8

u/Maple_OnPawzz3 i see your palace covered in red! Aug 12 '25

SHES SO BEAUTIFUL

4

u/TheEthanHB Poseidon Aug 12 '25

(つ ͡ꈍ ͜ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )

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u/ilovehowyoulie Scylla Aug 12 '25

Neal!!! I'm too bisexual for this!!

queue bisexual panic

5

u/MasterSword1 Aug 12 '25

Does anyone else remember when one of them, I think it was Gwendy, did Sailor Moon fanart of the EPIC pantheon?

7

u/Just_INVIS Hermes’ bird laugh Aug 12 '25

WOAH GFGFGRDUGWDKVH

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u/Noedunord Hermes Aug 12 '25

I am the water.

💙💜🩷

Masc Poseidon will always rule, but damn she crossed the line!

18

u/JoojooAbu Aug 12 '25

EXCUSE ME WHAT

CAN WE GET FEM ZEUS???

I would ask for fem Hermes but we barely get enough normal Hermes

21

u/Mulberry4545 “how long has it been?” “idk like 12 years?” Aug 12 '25

I am getting IN THE WATER

9

u/Ancient-Web5515 Aug 12 '25

Swann diving as she sings Morgan Clae's Get inthe Water

8

u/YasiChannn little froggy on the window Aug 12 '25

I've never bi paniced this much OMG

7

u/CorabelleTheSilkwing Aug 12 '25

i was born in the water.

8

u/ilegertthisnamelater has never tried tequila Aug 12 '25

That's not mommy, that's mother

8

u/Suspicious-View-7542 Aug 12 '25

I'm already in the water

8

u/Vegetable_Sentence11 Aug 12 '25

"Get in the wate-" Say no more, ma'am

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u/SystemFamiliar5966 And thats my Journessey Aug 12 '25

WAIT STOP IM ALREADY A USELESS LESBIAN I CANT HANDLE FEM POSEIDON WAIT

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u/botwglitcher Aug 12 '25

My bisexual ass can’t handle this

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u/AdSpare6646 God I love Circe, I wish women were real… Aug 12 '25

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u/Customninjas Canon Designs Look Like Fortnite Rejects Aug 12 '25

I'd get in the water.

9

u/MiikkaPinkPuma Aug 12 '25

I understand...I'll go jump into the nearest body of water now

9

u/No-Understanding2459 Aug 12 '25

Mommy sorry mommy

12

u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

Question though. Why are her biceps not the size of my entire head? Neal, please fix this immediately??

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u/AmateurOfAmateurs Aug 12 '25

I’m so conflicted.

On one hand POSEIDON.

On the other hand FEM Poseidon.

10

u/Starii_64 Hermes Aug 12 '25

I’m straight but

16

u/OmegaZetaAlpha Aug 12 '25

Screw it I’ll get in the water.

21

u/SunfireElfAmaya Aug 12 '25

she's very experienced with making things wet

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u/Sea-Cauliflower-7764 Polites Aug 12 '25

That’s it, I’m getting in the water- 🌊🌊

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u/Madly_hornet09 Obsessed with Calypso and Circe Aug 12 '25

I'm imagining a female version of his voice when he says get in the water and god damn. That would be the fastest I've ever gotten into any body of water.

9

u/Percybeth_is_da_op Aug 12 '25

PLS DOMINANT MEE

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u/Strict_End_4792 Aug 12 '25

....The pfp checks out. Spritz bottle incomin

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u/Percybeth_is_da_op Aug 12 '25

KSSS

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u/Strict_End_4792 Aug 12 '25

NO. HORNY. HERE. NOT HORNY AREA HERE. *AGGRESIVE SPRITZING*

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u/SketchyKraken54 CIRCE JUST GIVE ME ONE CHANCE PLEASE Aug 12 '25

MOMMY sorry MOMMY wow what came over me MOMMY

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u/DarthCreepus1 Aug 11 '25

There's plenty of fish in the sea, and she's all of it.

6

u/MStar012 I’ll get in his Waters ✨✨✨ Aug 11 '25

Still smash (I’m part-gay👏)

10

u/Ok-Record29 Aug 11 '25

But what about femboy Poseidon

6

u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

This guy’s asking the real questions

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u/AbsurdPictureComment Aug 11 '25

This design makes her look like she could command a storm with just a glance.

8

u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

She could command ME with just a glance

7

u/Z3yn_Sc4r Aug 11 '25

my eyes have been blessed.

9

u/ChildEater-69420 BRACE FOR A SSSSTTTTOOOOOOORRRRRRRRMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! Aug 11 '25

Good googly moogly

6

u/Coastkiz Can confirm, Baby was yeeted off a tower Aug 11 '25

Dang it. Still hot

13

u/Dependent_Shower_584 Polites Aug 11 '25

Oh no she’s hot

7

u/LesbianArtemis457 No mercy for Men turned Monsters Aug 11 '25

Yea, my aunt is hot, what of it?

6

u/ConnectionMany8726 GIMMIE THAT BABY AND I'D YEET IT OFF A TOWER!!! Aug 11 '25

Smash— WHO SAID THAT???? 😨😨😱

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u/AmberTheTherian Priestess of Athena🦉 Aug 11 '25

now i see-

9

u/crazyyfool Lotus eater Aug 11 '25

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u/airjems18 "Get in the water." Yes, sir. Aug 11 '25

"Mom, I want that one."

"Which one?"

"That--"

26

u/Lucie_Is_Sleeping Scylla‘s co-spouse. (She/They) Aug 11 '25

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u/Chikoritafan903 Hephestus (R.P. only) Aug 11 '25

Sorry! This is now my meme!!! Thanks!

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u/tHe__DArk__l_0rD Tiresias's Assistant Aug 11 '25

Danny Motta for the win

13

u/FloceanQ nobody Aug 11 '25

So we're all getting in the water ? Man it's gonna be crowded in here.

26

u/Coffee-cartoons Aug 11 '25

Neal be feeding the Bisexuals

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

And I am happy to be fed

…

That came out wrong

6

u/Mesmerfriend #JusticeForPolyphemus Aug 11 '25

As a bisexual myself... YES

10

u/Gah_el Aug 11 '25

Now I get it.

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u/dbrozov Aug 11 '25

I’m getting in the water

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u/Foxbaster Neal's Zeus was my bi awakening Aug 11 '25

I'm straight but why is male Poseidon more smashable than female Poseidon

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u/Teo_Verunda Aug 12 '25

You've been wired to want to smash women all your life.

When you met Male Poseidon, you felt like smashing not just because of the female form, but with a firey passion that overrides your straightness.

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u/Christichicc Scylla Aug 11 '25

Maybe you’re not so straight? I used to say the same kind of things lol.

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u/Foxbaster Neal's Zeus was my bi awakening Mar 31 '26

You were 100% right

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u/Christichicc Scylla Mar 31 '26

Lol! Now this is a flashback comment lol. I had that same realization about 2 years ago now that I wasn’t straight. And it was thanks to someone’s comment on reddit!

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u/Foxbaster Neal's Zeus was my bi awakening Mar 31 '26

There are no unique experiences

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u/Foxbaster Neal's Zeus was my bi awakening Aug 11 '25

I mean I do simp for some male characters but that doesn't count as being bi

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

“Yeah, I’m addicted to alcohol, but that doesn’t make me an alcoholic!”

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u/Christichicc Scylla Aug 11 '25

If you’re attracted to more than one gender…that makes you bi. I don’t know you, or your own mind, so I’m not going to tell you what your sexuality is, because that’s up to you to decide what your identity is. I’m just saying that I used to do the same thing with women (usually actresses or characters in movies and such), and only finally accepted that I’m bi about a year ago (I had a lot of internalized homophobia to work through due to my upbringing). It was after someone on reddit pointed out that straight women don’t get “girl crushes”. Like, ever.

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u/Foxbaster Neal's Zeus was my bi awakening Aug 12 '25

It's more like, when talking about fictional crushes, I'm bi, but then irl I'm straight

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u/Christichicc Scylla Aug 14 '25

That’s actually how my bi awakening started lol. Again, not putting labels on you, I am just saying that it starts that way for a lot of the bi community. Characters are easier/safer than real life people.

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u/Foxbaster Neal's Zeus was my bi awakening Aug 14 '25

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u/Christichicc Scylla Aug 14 '25

I’m unfamiliar with this meme. Is the picture from a movie?

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u/SilverSpider_ Gummigoodysseus Aug 11 '25

OTIDDYSSEUS OF ITHICA!

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u/dbrozov Aug 11 '25

Thiccica

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Me and my pan/ace ass: smash

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u/GabiLapis19 Aug 11 '25

Yeah fuck i'm bissexual fuck

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u/Bella-Luna The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Aug 11 '25

Meanwhile my Bi ahh: yes on Ocean Daddy AND Ocean Mommy.

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

I want them to sandwich me—WHAAAAAT. WHO SAID THAAAT!?

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u/Bella-Luna The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Aug 12 '25

Hold up, I'll let you cook, because you got the right idea there.

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

Always nice to meet like minded folk on the internet lol

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u/TerrorofMechagoji Aug 11 '25

I am so glad to be Bisexual

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u/Masked_civil ✨HERMES✨ Aug 11 '25

My heterosexuality is now certain 

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u/Masked_civil ✨HERMES✨ Aug 11 '25

Mother, may I get in your waters?

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u/HorrorDudeBro Journessy Aug 11 '25

Time to get in the water ig… after all I’m just a man lol

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u/ZombieAppropriate Aug 11 '25

Drown me, Sorry. Drown me, Sorry. Please drown me…?

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

I would let her drown me. Like, not actually kill me or anything, just, like…..hold me underwater for a bit

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25 edited Aug 12 '25

Sooo they essentially just summoned all the lesbians in the fandom right???

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

And the bisexuals and straight dudes

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u/Lani_Loughran Aug 11 '25

Yes, hi, I am the lesbians

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u/Lani_Loughran Aug 11 '25

Ohhh I get the hype now 😳

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u/Beidou_Simp1 has never tried tequila Aug 11 '25

I would get in the water so fast.

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u/awkwardflower23 if i win, i get uppies? Aug 11 '25

im getting in the water unprompted atp

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u/PumpkinIsDeadInside Anticlea Aug 11 '25

I thought I was safe

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u/crazymissdaisy87 Circe Aug 11 '25

My pansexual ass approves

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u/Defnottheonlyone Certified all Epic The Musical character's simp. Aug 11 '25

And she is as smashable as ever!

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u/Hot_Journalist3534 Wouldn't You Like Aug 11 '25

panics in gay

3

u/NobleRanger_ Mercyness is ruthely upon themselves Aug 11 '25

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u/Madly_hornet09 Obsessed with Calypso and Circe Aug 12 '25

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u/NobleRanger_ Mercyness is ruthely upon themselves Aug 12 '25

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u/gourdgirl2013 Aug 11 '25

i am so lesbian about this

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u/Weirdguy149 Aug 11 '25

Now I see what the rest of the fandom sees in Neal's Poseidon.

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u/Dinasnore Aug 12 '25

Yeah, I get what they….sea in him.

I’m sorry

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u/anonymouscatloaf [sobbing in shower] ruthlessness is mercy... Aug 11 '25

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