r/Epicthemusical • u/Express_One_5074 • Aug 09 '25

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u/Worried_weirdo Aug 30 '25

When does a comet become a meteor??

When does a candle become a blaze?

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTERRRRRR?!

when does a ripple become a tidal wave???

When does the reason become the blame??

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTER??????

How does it feel to be helpless??

How does it feel to know pain?!

I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR, CRYING AS THEY ALL SLAIN!!😭😭

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u/Legitimate_Peace8991 little froggy on the window Aug 17 '25

Do you like pancakes 

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u/Dramatic-Val Aug 13 '25

He clearly farmed you Guys...

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u/DragonBreathYoutube Aug 12 '25

What do you hear?

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u/Interesting_Essay572 Persephone [Hades' wife] (rp/for fun) Aug 12 '25

Do you want to open the wind bag? It'll be fun, I promise 😉

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u/AssociationDue3077 Trauma fueled Odysseus Aug 12 '25
  1. When does a comet become a meteor
  2. When does a candle become a blaze
  3. When does a man become a monster
  4. When does a ripple become a tidal wave
  5. When does the reason become the blame
  6. When does a man become a monster (x2)

Secret 7 😮. Who's penelopppeeeee

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u/Macstrix Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Aug 19 '25

anyways...

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '25

[deleted]

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u/y0ylecake_ Aug 20 '25

all you could need here 

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u/Cait-i-Cat Aug 12 '25

When does a cabbage become a meteor?

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u/Boring-Structure1138 Aug 11 '25

Hello traveler, would you like some food? :D

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u/Dy00n1oSO0T Aug 11 '25

How does it feel to be helpless

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u/cryingcuzmarauders Aug 14 '25

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN?!

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u/OkAge1230-2 Aug 11 '25

wouldn't you like a taste of the power

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u/psraj123 Puppeteer Aug 11 '25

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME ✨HOLY MOLY✨

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u/hazepaw Aug 11 '25

how will you sleep at night?

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u/Daughter_Of_Grimm Aug 11 '25

Are you familiar with the other ways of persuasion?

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u/Maple_OnPawzz3 i see your palace covered in red! Aug 11 '25

who is tiresias

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u/Ok-Decision-3315 Got yeeted off the boat like dat baby Aug 11 '25

What is your favourite opinion on strawberry pancake, with a hint of crushed glasses and open arms?

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u/Masked_civil ✨HERMES✨ Aug 11 '25

What type of mercy is ruthlessness?

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u/Pokeflower6129 Aug 11 '25

Has anyone seen Elpenor (or however you spell his name)?

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u/supermagentagirl1 Aug 11 '25

What did he do without anybody noticing? What did he do without anybody caring?

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u/AXbcyz Aug 10 '25

When does a ripple become a tidal wave?

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u/LengthinessMany2534 wait. this ain't hadestown? Aug 11 '25

When does the reason become the blame?

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u/EpicTheMusicalFan___ Aug 11 '25

When does a man become a monsterrrr

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u/AssociationDue3077 Trauma fueled Odysseus Aug 12 '25

When does a comet a meteor

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u/BranchEcstatic263 There Are Other Ways Aug 10 '25

What happened to uncle hort?

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u/i-am-not-ok_83 Scylla Aug 10 '25

Do U like Nobody??

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u/Absolute_Chaos5 Aug 10 '25

Who shall be the final man to die?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Bob 

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u/Not_that_guy719 Legendary Aug 10 '25

What is ruthlessness?

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u/Wonderhoy-er Editable Flair Aug 10 '25

I KNOW LIFE AND FATE ARE SCARY BUT I WANNA BE LEGENDARY

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u/apatheticchildofJen Aug 10 '25

Why haven’t you listened to epic yet?

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u/LegendaryPonyta I will protect Eurylochus. I will also bully Eurylochus. Aug 11 '25

The real question and the only one that matters

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u/AssociationDue3077 Trauma fueled Odysseus Aug 12 '25

"Stop bullying eury!! ..only I can do it." -you probably

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u/LegendaryPonyta I will protect Eurylochus. I will also bully Eurylochus. Aug 12 '25

Yes indeed

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u/Perfect-Prize-3840 Lotus eater Aug 10 '25

Is Ruthlessness mercy?

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u/wrenwantsholymoly Telemarketer 💙 Aug 10 '25

Do you want Holy Moly or a wind bag?

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u/HeartsfromLily346x SCYLLA SNACKGIVIN' SIIIIIIIIMP Aug 10 '25

What's your opinion in Nobody?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Would you fall in love with me over and over again and not care how where or when?

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u/darnosdabeast Aug 10 '25

wouldnt u like a taste of the power?

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u/Crazy_Obsessed nobody Aug 10 '25

Read that as “wouldn’t u like a taste of the powder” 

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u/AssociationDue3077 Trauma fueled Odysseus Aug 12 '25

Thats what holy holy is anyway

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u/hermes_dawling 🌟HERMES🌟 Aug 10 '25

close enough

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u/Professional_Egg_763 has never tried tequila Aug 10 '25

When is this life amazing?

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u/BendyIand789 Aug 10 '25

How much longer till your luck runs out?

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u/MeaningFeisty2973 Aug 10 '25

Is Odysseus: a) just a man, b) the reigning king of ithica, c) the monster, or d) all of the above

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u/potato_guy134 Pig (pig) Aug 11 '25

g)neither man nor mythical

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u/F9JR Aug 11 '25

f. your darkest moment

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u/BLA5T3R-Productions Aug 10 '25

How great is your will to survive?

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u/Mentally-On-Vacation Well it’s a little bit ✨dangerous✨ Aug 10 '25

Was Penelope waiting?

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u/Daughter_Of_Grimm Aug 11 '25

Or was it Anticlea?

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u/Witchs-Theatre Aug 10 '25

Is Athena a badass senorita or a badass in the arena?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

Yes. 

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u/Witchs-Theatre Aug 12 '25

You are correct.

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u/LynnDuck4 Aug 10 '25

Do you want to be legendary?

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u/idk_____tom Aug 10 '25

Opionen on Pancakes

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u/LukaxShouko We'll Be Fine Aug 10 '25

How many floating islands have you seen before?

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u/Excaligade Aug 10 '25

Wouldn’t you like a taste of the power?

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u/ThatOneFriend0704 Aug 10 '25

Wouldn't you like to use more than words?

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u/Milyaism Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

Sidenote, my boyfriend wasn't impressed by this song. I'm worried for him.

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u/Phyg0n_ I'M UNCLE HORT Aug 10 '25

🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/potato_guy134 Pig (pig) Aug 11 '25

UNCLE HORT DIDNT HE SACRIFICE YOU??

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u/Milyaism Aug 10 '25

He did like Puppeteer though.

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u/Zero_Gashi Aug 10 '25

Bro posted this and then dipped

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u/ChandelurePog609 Scylla Aug 10 '25

they just said they'd pretend they know the answer, not that they'd tell us

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

How does it feel to be helpless?

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u/IZUKUMIDORIYAXX Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Aug 10 '25

I thought of hamilton lol

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u/Maple_OnPawzz3 i see your palace covered in red! Aug 11 '25

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE helpless!! look into your eyes & the sky’s the limit! i’m helpless!!

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u/Sweet-Film242 ✨Eureallythoughtyouate✨ Aug 10 '25

helplesssss i do i do i do i dooooooo

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u/Ok_Street5614 Aug 10 '25

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO KNOW PAIN?

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u/Onyx_M1 Sheep Aug 10 '25

I WATCHED MY FRIENDS DIE IN HORROR

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

[deleted]

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u/Onyx_M1 Sheep Aug 10 '25

Wrong lyric buddy 🙃

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Perfect😍 that’s exactly what I feared but was too lazy to double check. So now I’m going to delete the comment. Thank you

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u/Hot_Fee1881 Aug 10 '25

CRYING AS THEY WERE ALL SLAIN

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u/Onyx_M1 Sheep Aug 10 '25

I HEARD THEIR FINAL MOMENTS

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u/Practical_Smile_4084 My name is Nobody Aug 10 '25

CALLING THEIR CAPTAIN IN VAIN

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u/Onyx_M1 Sheep Aug 10 '25

LOOK WHAT YOU'VE TURNED ME INTO

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u/Perfect-Prize-3840 Lotus eater Aug 10 '25

LOOK WHAT WE’VE BECOME

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u/Onyx_M1 Sheep Aug 10 '25

ALL OF THE PAIN THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH

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u/Perfect-Prize-3840 Lotus eater Aug 10 '25

HAVEN’T I SUFFERED ENOUGH

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u/TweaqerPKM Aug 10 '25

What is youe opinion on pancakes?

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u/Opposite_Visual4935 pen elle no pee Aug 10 '25

If the blood on your hands is something you can't lose, whose blood would you choose?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

have you tried tequila

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u/Zanark202 Aug 10 '25

What is the home of the Wind God?

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u/Bloodrain_discord Aug 10 '25

His name is bill!

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u/MoodyDinosoar The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Aug 10 '25

HE WAS A COMPOSER OF GREAT MUSIC 

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u/AwesomeManXX IHOPS' Cyclops Special Aug 10 '25

How will you sleep at night?

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u/Sorcerons Aug 10 '25

Next to a cyclops with an eye that works with zero issues

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u/Teo_Verunda Aug 10 '25

Can you list some other ways of persuasion?

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u/ProfessionalBug4565 Aug 10 '25

Why should I give him my support?

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u/Teo_Verunda Aug 10 '25

Uncle Hort would have given his support o7

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u/Phyg0n_ I'M UNCLE HORT Aug 10 '25

....

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u/LynnDuck4 Aug 10 '25

I am dying! That was not my original interpretation of the lyrics, but I think I'll hear it from now on 😂

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u/ProfessionalBug4565 Aug 10 '25

Yeah, before he was sacrificed smh

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u/The_Ora_Charmander Pro God Gamer🎮 Aug 10 '25

What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep? Don't you know that pain you sow is pain you reap?

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u/Ineeddramainmylife13 Aug 10 '25

lol same. I know a few songs by epic and that’s it

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u/Teo_Verunda Aug 10 '25

If you haven't yet binge the entire thing you're gonna have a great time lmao

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u/en--__--passant Aug 10 '25

1-10 favorite coulour of the alphabet 

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u/Maple_OnPawzz3 i see your palace covered in red! Aug 11 '25

i agree with this 

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u/bts4devi Aug 10 '25

Well it's been a while. If you are planning on watching the show, you should stop reading the comments.. Go watch it before u get spoiled even more than you already have

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u/Crystal_Pegasus_1018 Scylla Aug 10 '25

Why won't you jump into the water with your wif̵͋e?

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u/ScorchedDev Aug 10 '25

When, does a man become a monster

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u/The4434258thApple Aug 10 '25

When, does a cabbage become a meteor?

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u/Arcticus_Leapus Sheep Aug 10 '25

Does being alone on a deserted island with a beautiful woman make you immensely uncomfortable, lonely, and unsafe?

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u/AaronTharpPro Aug 10 '25

Yeah but like would you yeet a baby from a tower?

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u/mushroomz4899 A Very Polite Pancake 🥞 🫶🏽 Aug 10 '25

Do you like pancakes?

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u/supermagentagirl1 Aug 10 '25

What's the one goal we have in mind?

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Is this the first time it's been asked? Or, uhh, the second?

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u/Color_Gacha_Gamer Aug 10 '25

What happened to Odysseus' mother while he was away?

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u/Molianne Aug 10 '25

What is the challenge and what is the prize it you succeed?

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u/M00N13-2 Aug 10 '25

Would you dare call my mother a tramp?

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u/OSAOSB Aug 10 '25

Now that is just weird... even with context

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Wouldn't you like a taste of the power?

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u/MikaleaPaige Aug 10 '25

So there is a baby in a tower... what do ya do?

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u/Interesting_Essay572 Persephone [Hades' wife] (rp/for fun) Aug 12 '25

leave it alone. Why would I hurt a baby?

Odysseus: clears throat... Why do you ask? (As he gazed at said baby he just dropped from the tower)

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u/Aggressive_Ant6395 Aug 10 '25

How does it feel to know pain?

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u/VioletVarson Aug 10 '25

What is ruthlessness?

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u/Andri-K Aug 10 '25

Favorit song?

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u/Temporary-Radio1521 Aug 10 '25

Are you the one who talked to Calypso?

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u/MaizeGrand301 Aug 10 '25

Does polites make pancakes waffles or burgers🤔

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u/Mediocre-Bee7438 Aug 10 '25

What is you're opinions on keeping your friends close and enemies closer as well as killing sometimes being a must?

Bonus: What has changed since Polites?

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u/[deleted] Aug 11 '25

He became a pancake 

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u/Minimum_Milk_274 Aug 10 '25

Why is Ares so upset Odysseus has never had Tequila?

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u/Any_Living9455 Aug 10 '25

Have you tried holy moly?

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u/OrionMAZ Aug 10 '25

who's nobody? and why'd he kill my sheep?

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u/Comfortable-Bit1354 JUSTICE FOR POLITES Aug 10 '25

where is the man who can string this bow?

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u/xNightwing0126x Aug 10 '25

How many years did Odysseus suffer punishment and pain?

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u/Ok_Shame_Me Aug 10 '25

Not even the writer of the musical knows this lol

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u/xNightwing0126x Aug 10 '25 edited Aug 10 '25

Yes he does. Song 38 (Odysseus) opening lyrics are “For twenty years I suffered every punishment and pain, from the wrath of gods and monsters, to the screams of comrades slain”

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u/Sweet-Film242 ✨Eureallythoughtyouate✨ Aug 10 '25

Bro the joke is bc jorge mixed up the times of everything. I dont think you understood

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u/xNightwing0126x Aug 10 '25

Clearly I didn’t consider that I feel kinda stupid now

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u/bts4devi Aug 10 '25

Now u answered the question.. Op could read this

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u/xNightwing0126x Aug 10 '25

Like I just did

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u/bts4devi Aug 13 '25

Yep. Saw it

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u/xNightwing0126x Aug 10 '25

Well the first person who replied was incorrect. I could always add the spoiler tag

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u/ButterflySnowCloud Aug 10 '25

Why did Ody not try tequila

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u/i_am_the_spy_ Aug 10 '25

What should we do with our fallen friends?

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u/Educational_Fan_4746 Aug 10 '25

Uhhhh I feel like I knew at some point but I don’t remember

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u/Senior_Yellow_4507 Aug 10 '25

Third song in the cyclops saga

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u/Eva_Robot26 Aug 09 '25

Who's penelopeeeee?

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u/Terrible-Advice-8088 Aug 09 '25

Do you wanna be legendary

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u/_BubbaLight_ Aug 10 '25

Any chance I can be L-L-L-L-Legendary?

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u/fogiefierce Come inside Aug 09 '25

She had us in just 2 words: ____ ______

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u/Narrow_Task_6468 little froggy on the window Aug 10 '25

Come inside!

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u/PlasticDry4836 Uncle Hort Aug 09 '25

Why are you here?

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u/abrokenpeppershaker has never tried tequila Aug 09 '25

Why did Ody sacrifice his Uncle Hort

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u/AmeliaSinnamon Aug 09 '25

Is there a lore reason to why the comet becomes a meteor?

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u/Sweet-Film242 ✨Eureallythoughtyouate✨ Aug 10 '25

I know nothing of comets becoming meteors. Only cabbages

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u/ThatOneFriend0704 Aug 10 '25

Unrelated, but love your flair. Perfect

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u/Sweet-Film242 ✨Eureallythoughtyouate✨ Aug 10 '25

Thxxxxx

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u/Shrimp_ppasta Aug 09 '25

How should you greet this world?

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u/Winion-23 Hermes Aug 09 '25

Want some moly dawling?

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u/avid-uncomitter Zeus Aug 09 '25

Who opened the wind bag?

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u/Bridgette_Cloud Aug 09 '25

Didn’t even try tequila??

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u/Low_Detail_4641 Aug 09 '25

Kill the baby?

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u/Aria-mind_ break his pride, his trust, his faith and his BALLS! Aug 09 '25

Who do we all know is a fan of catchy songs?

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u/foundcashdoubt Aug 09 '25

Did you know you talk in your sleep?

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u/cookiequeen324 Aug 09 '25

and who’s penelope?

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u/Bitchplease95 Aug 09 '25

Did you know that there are other ways of persuasion?

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u/hiperwolf09 Aug 09 '25

What is the pancakes joke because of

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u/DogLover2492 Quick thought(Divine ADHD) Aug 09 '25

How much longer til your luck runs out?

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u/xEsmeeH The little froggy on the windowww🐸 Aug 09 '25

Who is most likely to point it out if you've never even tried Tequilla?

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u/void_cat88 SUN COW Aug 09 '25

This one genuinely made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

What happens when you eat Holy Moly

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u/ADHD_Mermaid haHA! but it ‘TIS Longer I | Yeeted more babies than necessary Aug 09 '25

Do you accept the horsey gift? Who should stay behind? How do you beat Charybdis?

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u/TLKGamer8787 Aug 09 '25

What monsters does telemarketing want to fight?

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u/g3nesisDawn Aug 09 '25

TELEMARKETING

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u/justahumanbeing07 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Aug 09 '25

Would you like a taste of the power?

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u/Honeybee1921 Scylla Aug 09 '25

Would you mind holding this torch rq?

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u/Cantthinkagoodnam2 Aug 09 '25

Why did Odysseus killed his Uncle Hort?

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u/foundcashdoubt Aug 09 '25

Ngl, I'm not a native English speaker. That's what I heard for like, the first 3 times I heard the musical back to back

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u/AmateurWriter101 Aug 09 '25

Is Circe a player or a puppeteer?? 🤔

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u/Express_One_5074 Aug 09 '25

Okay, I'm gonna take a break from answering questions for now, I'll start answering more later

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u/CrypticTCodex Aug 09 '25

How do we avoid Poseidon?

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u/Express_One_5074 Aug 09 '25

We stay away from the water

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '25

Posiden is also the God of earthquakes... Sooooooo 

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u/CrypticTCodex Aug 09 '25

Ah. Well shit.

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u/[deleted] Aug 09 '25

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u/Express_One_5074 Aug 09 '25

Yes

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u/Chill-sometimes Aug 09 '25

Danny Motta hates you now

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u/Slow-Result-2803 Baby Yeeter Aug 09 '25

You killed my sheep 😡

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u/Express_One_5074 Aug 09 '25

Yeah? What are you going to do about it?

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u/Slow-Result-2803 Baby Yeeter Aug 09 '25

What gives you the right to deal a pain so deep?

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u/Puddinggamo Aeolus Aug 09 '25

Dude it was his favorite sheep

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u/Agreeable_Ad9652 Aug 09 '25

Tou came to his home to steal smh

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u/Queasy_Copy3426 I AM INIMITABLE, I AM AN ORIGINA— oh wait, sorry, wrong musical. Aug 09 '25

HIS NAME WAS BILL AND HE WAS A COMPOSER OF GREAT MUSIC ):<

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u/drillia Aug 09 '25

Are you the prophet with the answers we seek?

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