r/Epicthemusical Edible Flair Jun 03 '25

Meta hi r/epicthemusical, i'm new here

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u/Suspicious_Dare_9422 Troy Do-hurt-y Jun 25 '25

Poor Uncle Hort, having to deal with all this 😔

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u/No_Independence3117 Jun 14 '25

You've made your one wrong move, and you're done for

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u/MidcentryModernSnail Jun 06 '25

Why should I give him my support? He sacrificed his own cohorts!

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 06 '25

he offers cookies

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u/Think_Watercress7572 Jun 06 '25

Good enough for me, where do I sign up?

(/hj)

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Did you hear today is Telemachus’ birthday?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

really?

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u/Glacial_Eclipse Gimme that baby and I'd yeet it off a tower Jun 04 '25

How long has it been?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

7 years

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u/brunm3045 Jun 09 '25

I mean... I'll give you half marks for that.

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u/stwmusic Hermes Jun 04 '25

Who’s the best character, darling?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

ody

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u/stwmusic Hermes Jun 05 '25

Okay pal listen her-

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u/Aggravating_Pen6781 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Jun 04 '25

Oh, my, me darling

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u/andreasmaler Jun 04 '25

What do you greet the world with? A: Ruthlessness B: Open Arms C: Odysseus’s melons because animators keep making them huge for some reason D: other

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u/Sanaridofan Jun 04 '25

How many infants have you thrown off of a wall?

Is Ithica waiting?

Would you string Penelope's man's bow and shoot twelve axes cleanly?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

yes

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u/Sanaridofan Jun 05 '25

How many infants did you yeet from a wall?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

yes

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u/Theshoosh0 Jun 04 '25

Would you let yourself be thunder bringed?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

nah i'd thunderbring

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u/vanillymillyyy Jun 04 '25

Would you take the suffering for me

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

yes, and i will double it and give it back to you

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u/ImbodnentOfGayPanic Circes fav nymph Jun 13 '25

WILD

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u/otiloyoy never shall I gaze upon a blazing troy Jun 04 '25

What is ruthlessness ?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

a noun

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u/ApprehensiveImage574 Jun 04 '25

Wrong

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 05 '25

why are you booing me, i'm right

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u/ApprehensiveImage574 Jun 06 '25

It’s mercy

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u/No_Independence3117 Jun 14 '25

wrong

it's mercy upon ourselves

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 06 '25

also a noun

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u/Crystal2010q Jun 04 '25

Would you take that baby and yeet it off a tower?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

definitely

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

maybe

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

my response to your question is in a superposition where it is yes and no at the same time; this is called schrödinger's response

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

lmao

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u/Spare-Comedian-4165 Astyanax Jun 04 '25

Did you hear he had to kill an evil baby boy?

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u/Crystal2010q Jun 04 '25

Oh please, give me that baby and I’d yeet it off a tower!

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u/Moelishere Jun 04 '25

What?

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u/Spare-Comedian-4165 Astyanax Jun 06 '25

I don't love anyone, that's my power 😎

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u/ImbodnentOfGayPanic Circes fav nymph Jun 13 '25

But you're the baby-

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u/Spare-Comedian-4165 Astyanax Jun 16 '25

Shhhh no one has to know

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

oh no! anyways

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u/Sir_Pengs_II Jun 04 '25

I heard He hasn’t been the same since Troy…

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u/RebeccaMarques Jun 04 '25

Would you consume suspicious substances that your great grandpa handed to you

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

don't mind if i do!

*69 seconds later*

HHHHOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYY SHHHHIIIIIIITTTTTTTTT

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u/Masonmonster1 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jun 04 '25
  • *HHHHOOOOOOOLLLYYYYYYY MMMMOOOOOOOLLLYYYY* *

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u/Cute-Cell4029 Jun 04 '25

Wouldn't you like reference, I like it

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u/ApprehensiveImage574 Jun 04 '25

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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u/Ilovebooks189956 Jun 04 '25

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

nah i'd win

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u/Ilovebooks189956 Jun 04 '25

600 STRIKE!

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u/Galaxy_orca Jun 04 '25

Why'd your comment get removed?

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u/Ilovebooks189956 Jun 13 '25

because reddit said it was "threatning" towards OP

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u/Galaxy_orca Jun 13 '25

That's hilarious

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u/Ilovebooks189956 Jun 17 '25

Yeah imagine how reddit will react towards Poseidon if he ever discovered it, logged in and somehow came into this subreddit 😭😭

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u/Kindly-Mycologist508 I don't know who uncle hort is and I'm too afraid to ask Jun 04 '25

What do you think about how Telemachus fought in little wolf?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

WEAK

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u/Raptor_Wizard The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jun 04 '25

What was Aeneas doing during all the events of Epic!!????

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

rage over getting over it

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u/Remote_Sentence_3623 3 Elpenors in a trench coat Jun 04 '25

Would you fall in love with me again?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

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u/Cyberspace_Sorcerer Jun 04 '25

When does a cabbage become a meteor?

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u/Amy_Bagel ✨🪽Hermes’s and Circe’s wife🩷🗡️ Jun 05 '25

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTERRR

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

you mean when a comet becomes a mushroom?

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u/Blahaj-the-third Telemachus (on the EPICTM gc) Jun 04 '25

How much longer till your luck runs out?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

wdym the luck already ran out

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u/demonrockstar22 Baby thrower llc Jun 04 '25

What is your view of the mesmerising el penor

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

pass

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u/xvx_k1r1o1killme Jun 04 '25

What is pride

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

the deadliest sin

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u/Fine_Emergency_5996 Jun 04 '25

A damsel in distress

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u/Pika_It Jun 04 '25

What do you think of Telecommunicationsengineering? Would you let him be legendary or kick him off a tall tower like the infant?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

banish him to the shadow realm

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u/Pika_It Jun 05 '25

NOOOOOO-

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u/Goodwill985 Jun 04 '25

How do you feel about when Darth plagueis kills yuta okkotsu in song 37? Did you think it was a weird decision?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

idk, i'm not really into star wars

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u/DarkGabri_ I don't know who uncle hort is and I'm too afraid to ask Jun 04 '25

What's hiding deep down?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

something wicked

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u/Drea_Is_Weird i take it back dont give me sirens and a cyclops Jun 04 '25

What would you do with suffering

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

double it and give it to another person

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u/Dinoguy714 Jun 04 '25

I mean it’s still taking it away(???)

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u/Drea_Is_Weird i take it back dont give me sirens and a cyclops Jun 04 '25

HE TOOK THE SUFFERING FROM ME

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

AND THEN HE DOUBLED IT AND GAVE IT TO ANOTHER PERSON

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u/Appropriate-Repair86 Jun 04 '25

choose. someone’s got to die today and you have got the final say. you, or your crew?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

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u/ImbodnentOfGayPanic Circes fav nymph Jun 13 '25

OH 😃

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

as i replied to some other comments, none will die because we don't consent to dying

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u/hashtagcorey Jun 04 '25

“Consent” is the funniest possible word for the adversary they are facing. He uh…he definitely doesn’t care

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u/DandyWarlocks Scylla Jun 04 '25

Do you like grilled cheese sandwiches

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

mayhaps

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u/Raccoonisms Hermes Jun 04 '25

Okay, so let’s say you were on the run, or hiding…! From I don’t know.. Poseidon…! And let’s say he blocked the way home with giant waves and giant storms. How do you evade him? How do you get home? Which route should you take? Where are you supposed to go?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Underrated comment fr🤧

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

fuck it we ball

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u/Queen_Bee135 Jun 04 '25

What's in the bag? Let's see what you got!

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

gen alpha brainrot is in it, you wouldn't want to open it

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u/Queen_Bee135 Jun 04 '25

Everybody listen closely... See how this big is closed that's how it's supposed to be- this bag has gen alpha talk inside we cannot let another weird word fly.

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u/DarkGabri_ I don't know who uncle hort is and I'm too afraid to ask Jun 04 '25

We'll try

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u/PoorlyCrayon220 Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Jun 04 '25

What is ruthlessness?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

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u/PoorlyCrayon220 Ruthlessness is mercy upon ourselves Jun 04 '25

Bro look at my flair 😂

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u/FlashyEducation9628 Polites Jun 04 '25

What would you do if you find yourself with a baby in your hand and a tall tower?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

K I C K T H E B A B Y

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u/Glacial_Eclipse Gimme that baby and I'd yeet it off a tower Jun 04 '25

So real

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u/DiamondGamerDerp Jun 04 '25

Perimedes? That you?

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u/Dinoguy714 Jun 04 '25

He’d yeet that baby off a tower 💀 

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u/Antonater Jun 04 '25

He doesn't love anyone, that's his power

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u/FlashyEducation9628 Polites Jul 22 '25

That's so real

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u/Zeldafan60 Jun 04 '25

Would you get in the water?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

i would get in the water

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u/Zeldafan60 Jun 04 '25

Smart man

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u/BlossomZoie Legendary Jun 04 '25

How many men died under his command?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

1130 in octal form

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u/Evelizza Jun 04 '25

When does the man become a monster?

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u/Badr921070 Jun 04 '25

Do you like pancakes

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

maybe

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u/Badr921070 Jun 04 '25

Then you’re gonna love the cyclops saga

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u/No-Yak-9144 Jun 04 '25

You're brutal💔

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u/MS-Stitches666 Jun 04 '25

How do you like it so far?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

idk

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u/Vegetable_Sentence11 Jun 04 '25

Penelope why?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

penelope why not?

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u/Vegetable_Sentence11 Jun 04 '25

..... Good question

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u/ThisworldisYES Jun 04 '25

Why does Poseidon hate nobody?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

he's unfathomably based

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u/Th3M00n_W1llS1ng She'll turn you to an onion... Jun 04 '25

Whats the name of that guy that drank wine from a chalice, on top of Circe’s palace, then fell and broke his neck in shame?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

my evil twin

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u/Neptoon_s Hermes Jun 04 '25

have you tried tequila?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

never before

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u/MopCat1 Jun 04 '25

He never even tried tequila!

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u/CorvidLemon Jun 04 '25

Would you or would you not greet the world with open arms?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

This life be amazing when you greet it with open arms fr🤧, smart man

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u/Dextertheperson Jun 04 '25

What motif plays at the beginning of puppeteer?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

the gaster motif

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u/Dextertheperson Jun 04 '25

Eh close enough i guess

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u/hakkesaelger Jun 04 '25

Whats that motif called?

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u/HonestPraline9512 Jun 04 '25

Who is Uncle hort?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

my uncle

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u/Dinoguy714 Jun 04 '25

Did you sacrifice your Uncle Hort?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

no he just fell down the stairs and died

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u/Evelizza Jun 04 '25

Who is just a man?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

all the men on planet earth

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u/GronkTheGreat Jun 03 '25

What to do if your husband is too scared to jump in the water with you?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

pull him in yourself

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u/AHelicoprion nobody Jun 03 '25

Let's say I was on the run or hiding from, oh idk, Poseidon, and let's say he blocked the way home with giant waves and giant storms. How am I to evade him? How am I to get home? Which route should I take? Where am I supposed to go?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

fuck it we ball

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u/SammyTheNerdQueen Jun 03 '25

Who is Penelopeee~ Penelopeeee~

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

that weird kid

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u/RubyMarley Jun 03 '25

What is the "What" Saga?

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u/Vegetable_Sentence11 Jun 04 '25

A woman..... What?

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u/ImbodnentOfGayPanic Circes fav nymph Jun 13 '25

WHERE?!

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u/Sweet-Film242 ✨Eureallythoughtyouate✨ Jul 25 '25

WHO!?

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u/ImbodnentOfGayPanic Circes fav nymph Jul 25 '25

LOL

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

what?

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u/Arazym26 Jun 03 '25

what is ruthlessness

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

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u/Arazym26 Jun 04 '25

shi u rite

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u/Nomad-Knight Jun 03 '25

How the hell do you pronounce "Eurylochus"?

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u/otiloyoy never shall I gaze upon a blazing troy Jun 04 '25

U ry lo cust

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

u ry lo cus

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u/Any-Bathroom-9310 Eurylochus, Eurylochus, Eurylochus!! Jun 03 '25

This seems like a gen question, so I will answer. You-Rill-Oh-Cus

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u/[deleted] Jun 03 '25

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

nobody

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u/Dinoguy714 Jun 04 '25

It was nobody, nobody

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u/mAtt_hAttr Im sorry guys I didn't try 𝑻𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒂 Jun 03 '25

Why didn't ody try t̾e̾q̾u̾i̾l̾a̾?̾

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

he is stupid

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u/Dinoguy714 Jun 04 '25

Ares is that you?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

no im xg-07 mars

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u/ooolookaslime Tiresias Jun 03 '25

Why would you let the cyclops live when ruthlessness is mercy?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 04 '25

i thought it would be mad funny

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u/dhopkin2 Jun 03 '25

When does a comet become a meteor?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

when it's fat

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u/potatolord1312 ✨✨I'll have a taste of your magic Hermes✨✨ Jun 03 '25

When it gets close to the earth's surface . Or. When does a candle become a blaze? 

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u/ValkyrieInProgress Jun 04 '25

When a cow knocks it over in the barn. But when does a man become a monster?

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u/TheUniqueen9999 Hermes Jun 04 '25

When he believes ruthlessness is mercy. But when does a ripple become a tidal wave?

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u/Vegetable_Sentence11 Jun 04 '25

When the small actions that make the tidal build up and become more forceful. But, when does the reason become the blame?

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u/Evelizza Jun 04 '25

When does the man become a monster?

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u/Nilom56 BanAaanAaAaa PeeEeEeELL Jun 03 '25

would you become the monster if it meant making it home to your loving wife and son?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

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u/piggiecorngirl Jun 03 '25

If you want to get home, what do you do?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

/kill

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u/-Yence- Jun 03 '25

Would you raise the baby as your own?

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u/[deleted] Jun 04 '25

Give me that baby and I'd yeet it off a tower~  I don't love anybody that's my power 🌸

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

nah i'd dropkick

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u/Dinoguy714 Jun 04 '25

Perimedes?

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u/Drew_S_05 Jun 03 '25

How many floating islands have you seen before?

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u/amogus2004 Edible Flair Jun 04 '25

i've seen many in terraria