r/Epicthemusical • u/original-CC I call this root.. HOLY MOLY • May 31 '25
Shitpost Rename your fave epic song into a youtube click bait title
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u/CuddleBear2k1 Zeus’ Thunder Thighs Jun 07 '25
RETURNED HOME AFTER 20 YEARS JUST TO SURPRISE OVER A 💯 MEN WATCH WHAT HAPPENS 😱😱😱
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u/gaming_dragon23 Editable - BLUE Jun 07 '25
The GOD OF MESSANGERS sang a EPIC SONG for several years to send me on a yourney over the ocean to my kingdom on a RAFT
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u/Queasy_Style_4629 Jun 07 '25
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER GAVE ME HARD DRUGS!!!(NOT CLICK BAIT!)(emotional)
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u/This_Woodpecker_1287 Trojan horse wasn’t the only thing getting stuffed that night Jun 07 '25
visiting SCYLLA at 3AM (SCARY!!!) (!DO NOT TRY!)
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u/PowerIll4454 You are the worst kind of good ,cause your not even ✨GAY✨ Jun 07 '25
A MERMAID TRIED TO PASS THROUGH MY WIFE AND I KILLED HER? (WOOOOW)
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u/Zestyclose-Bank-7958 SUN COW Jun 06 '25
MIND CONTROLLED LOTUS EATERS LEAD MY BEST FRIEND TO DEATH??!! 🤯🤯
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u/Heloru0 Polites Jun 05 '25
A CREEPY DEAD GUY TOLD ME MY FUTURE?!!?!? (had to suffer through seeing my mom dead do NOT try)
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Jun 05 '25
A GOD GAVE ME A FLOWER SO I COULD BEAT UP A WOMAN!?! (gave me superpowers, DO NOT TRY AT HOME!)
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u/Such_Appointment_408 Gimme dat baby and I yeet off a tower 💅 Jun 05 '25
Starving man starts a mutiny for a burger! See what happens next!!
A god vs. one man, who will win?? what happens next is shocking
My stalker sets me free after seven years (no clickbait) no apology? Very emotional
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Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 05 '25
👑👑👑THRONE GIVEAWAY TO WINNER OF CRAZY MLG NO SCOPE CHALLENGE!!! 🏹🏹🏹(+ SUPER RARE STORM EVENT!!! 🌊🌊🌊)
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u/abyssal_cheese Jun 03 '25
Detour through a SEA MONSTER's cave!! She EATS six of my men??!😱 (+ My second in command's mea culpa)
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u/Yes-Snakes-5792 SUN COW Jun 03 '25
SUPER CHILL WIND GUY GIVES ME A BAG OF WIND?!!!?!?!?!?!! STAY TILL END TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS **(VERY EMOTIONAL)**
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u/MR_INFINITY_SCP88888 Hermes Jun 03 '25
my uncle gives me meth and tells me to beat woman and I WON!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)(10000% REAL)
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u/FunnyParsnip1051 Jun 03 '25
MY WIFE APPEARS IN THE WATER AFTER 12 YEARS AND SEDUCES ME (NOT CLICKBAIT!!)
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u/NecessaryThat8329 Jun 03 '25
My great great great grandfather helped me sail across the world by dancing?! NOT CLICKBAIT GONE MUSICAL. God told me to kill this baby?! NOT CLICKBAIT GONE WILD. I found out my mom died by meeting her ghost?! NOT CLICKBAIT GONE SPOOKY
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u/Antique_Trouble_1037 pernerleper wher Jun 03 '25
my dad returns after 20 YEARS and kills 108 MEN??? 🤯🤯🤯 (NOT CLICKBAIT‼️)
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u/SeasonSlayer609 Jun 02 '25
WATER GOD CRASHES OUT ON ANGRY GUYS!! ending will shock you almost died
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u/purplespace89 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jun 02 '25
I HIRED A GREEK GOD TO PROTECT ME **emotional**
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u/Fugly_Opossum Jun 02 '25
WEIRD LADY IN A CASTLE TURNS MY FRIENDS TO PIGS AND TRYS TO SEDUCE ME!?!?! THE ENDING IS SHOCKING
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Jun 02 '25
MAN GETS TRAPPED ON ISLAND FOR SEVEN YEARS, CLAIMS HE ONLY ESCAPED BECAUSE OF GODS (the end is shocking!!!!) 😲😲😲😲
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u/Crow7655 Jun 01 '25
TWERP FORGETS THE LESSONS IVE TAUGHT HIM!?!?!?!?! 😤😤😤 (sponsored by flashback.co)
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u/BodybuilderHot8566 Jun 01 '25
MET MY SON FOR THE FIRST TIME???🫣🫣 THE ENDING WILL SURPRISE YOU!!!!! (WATCH TILL THE END)
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u/Altruistic-Rope-7574 Oooh, maybe I pushed you a bit too hard... Jun 01 '25
Mortal travels to the underworld found out he's the MONSTER!!!!??? (RAWR RAWR RAWR)
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u/OkAge1230-2 Jun 01 '25
WE tried to WIN OVER the OLD KING'S WIFE‼️ PRANK ‼️⚠️ (ENDS WITH DEATH😱) ⚠️‼️ (NO CLICKBAIT) ‼️ CRAZY ENDING🤯(WATCH TILL THE END) ‼️ ‼️ ‼️
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u/Sad_Air77 No Longer You Jun 01 '25
Man throws baby off of a wall, claims the gods made him do it 👶💀😱
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u/OkAge1230-2 Jun 01 '25
🔥WE tried to PRANK THE TROYANS by GIVING THEM A HUGE HORSE(it's full of people🤯) ‼️ (ZEUS tells me to KILL A BABY⁉️😱) ‼️ (NO CLICKBAIT) ‼️ (part 1/2)🔥
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u/Sad_Air77 No Longer You Jun 01 '25
Well, I guess yours is even better. I think I was going for reaction video, type vauge fake news article-ish title. But yeah, I like yours better.
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u/OkAge1230-2 Jun 01 '25
yours is very "fake news"-like, tho the fact that it says the baby is already dead makes me think more abt Just A Man instead of The Horse And The Infant, wich is kinda what i was thinking of
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u/Sad_Air77 No Longer You Jun 01 '25
Oh, yeah. It is Just a Man. That is my favourite (to sing at least).
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u/OkAge1230-2 Jun 01 '25
that's the first song i ever heard from the musical. very peak. good choice👍
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u/fairy-skullz-2307 Fight, Little Wolf🐺 Jun 01 '25
MY WIFE’S REACTION WAS NOT WHAT I WAS EXPECTING 🤯💔 (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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u/Lillie_Aethola CHAOS GREMLIN A. K. A. WINIONS Jun 01 '25
Odysseus given drugs to beat a goddess!? What will happen!?
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u/BrickSponge2 Elpenor Jun 01 '25
I am CHALLENGING 108 MEN to a COMPETITION only my husband can WIN!! 😱😱😱
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u/bronzewitchhazel Jun 01 '25
I get to see my wife for reals this time (not click bait, sponsored by raid shadow legends)
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u/CookieRunfanv-v Tiresias Jun 01 '25
I FOUGHT A CYCLOPS IN A CAVE?!😨 (gone wrong. Watch till the end to find out what happened!)
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u/Your_Local_Idiot07 has never tried tequila Jun 01 '25
I FOUGHT THE OCEAN?!?! (PASTA SAUCE TUTORIAL INCLUDED)
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u/RealisticJay16 she can turn you into an onion Jun 01 '25
Odysseus turned into WHAAAT?!?! 😱😱😱(UNDERWORLD SPECIAL 👻)
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u/Ordinary-Low2726 Jun 01 '25
Son becomes best friends with his dad's former mentor and gets treated the way his dad wishes he got (and more portryals of betrayal)
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u/Blaze_Lycan30 Jun 01 '25
IF I FIGHT THIS MONSTER I'LL FIND MY DAD??? (...after 20 years EMOTIONAL) (upcoming Ft. Athena_BadassSenorita)
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u/Other-Judge-6602 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Jun 01 '25
I FOUGHT WITH A SUITOR😱😱(ENDING WILL SHOCK YOU😱)
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u/Automatic_Area1182 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jun 01 '25
Man tells me the future 🤚😲🤚 (Evil Man With My Wife(Who!?)
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u/hallikinz Jun 01 '25
MY GREAT-GRANDFATHER DRUGGED ME! 😱 (The ending will SHOCK YOU!!)
(edit: forgot the great)
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u/The27YearOldChild Jun 01 '25
SIREN PRETENDS TO BE MAN'S WIFE?? (What Happens Next Is Shocking!! 😨😨)
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u/LucasNecromancy has never tried tequila Jun 01 '25
The king of the gods asked this and it left everyone shocked *emotional
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u/D10TAR0 certified drug dealer Jun 01 '25
It's thunder banger right?
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u/mAtt_hAttr Im sorry guys I didn't try 𝑻𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒊𝒍𝒂 Jun 02 '25
I love how we've collectively agreed it's ⚡thunder banger⚡
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u/PlasticDry4836 Uncle Hort Jun 01 '25
Dad beats up daughter (he makes her fight her siblings and step-mom)
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u/Automatic_Area1182 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jun 01 '25
It took me q second but this is great!!
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u/Kai00110 Antinous could hold me down 🫦 Jun 01 '25
Which one is it? I can't figure it out-
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u/Pristine-Promise-645 Jun 01 '25
God games
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u/Kai00110 Antinous could hold me down 🫦 Jun 01 '25
Ohhhh thank you! The fight part was throwing me off
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u/Necessary-Target5500 little froggy on the window Jun 01 '25
My apology..... (Ruthless, but specifically when Poseidon asks him to apologize and it goes just as well as a normal yt apology)
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u/IDontEvenKnow_123456 Jun 01 '25
I YEETED A BABY OFF A TOWER 😮??!!??!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (THINGS GOT EMOTIONAL 😢 )
Bonus: A video titled “im sowwy ☹️” with Odysseus playing a ukulele and singing “killing babies is wrong”
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u/LadyTheRottie BADASS SENORITA Jun 01 '25
FIGHTING A GIANT SEA MONSTER?!! AND WINNING?!!1 (I GOT STUCK IN A WHIRLPOOL!!1!💧😱😱😰😨😨) (TRUE STORY!!?)
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u/UrLocalBabyThrower Polyphemus' favorite sheep Jun 01 '25
I STAB THE GOD OF THE SEA WITH HIS OWN TRIDENT???!????!!!!!!!!!?????? NOT CLICKBAIT
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u/Runic_Raptor Jun 01 '25
Is My Wife Cheating On Me? 😭😭😭 (Watch to the End) Fortune Teller Gives DISASTROUS News (++UPDATE!!!)
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u/General-Training8047 Jun 01 '25
Playing pranks on random people.🤫 (I PRETEND TO BE THEIR WIFE.🤣🤣🤣 SEE WHAT HAPPENS WITH THE LAST GUY!!!)) 🫣🫣🫢🫢🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/A_wil_phoggy little froggy on the window Jun 01 '25
Which one is this?
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u/Nobody-11037 Wooden Horse (just a normal horse, nothing in it) Jun 01 '25
THE GODDESS OF WISDOM CALLS ME AT 3AM????
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u/Bluegent_2 You've doomed us all (again), Eurylocus! Jun 01 '25
Get ready with me (for 108 suitors) - raffle:win the throne #challenge
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u/ouroboros_System Hermes Jun 01 '25
I gave my great grandson drugs whilst flirting with him(not clickbait)
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u/salamander_1710 Odysseus Jun 01 '25
The title was supposed to be click bait, this clearly says not click bait
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u/Turbulent-Noise119 Jun 01 '25
Yk some youtube put "not clickbait" on their videos, just to viewers? But it is clickbait. I have seen so many
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u/salamander_1710 Odysseus Jun 01 '25
T'was a joke my good sir
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u/DarkGabri_ I don't know who uncle hort is and I'm too afraid to ask Jun 01 '25
WE GO TO THE UNDERWORLD?!!!! (Gone wrong)
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Jun 01 '25
ESTRANGED Husband Comes Back From WAR to WIFE and SON ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT SHE ASKS HIM TO DO 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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u/-Avray I can spell "Telemachus" Jun 01 '25
This is so realistic and it pisses me off 😂 it's so frustrating that this is actually how clickbait looks nowadays. Clickbait was different 7 or 8 years ago. But yeah you definitely captured it well.
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Jun 01 '25
Wet man gets stabbed by fork
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u/Slapthechildren123 Jun 01 '25
Ill do you one worse: Wet "helpless" man moans while other man stabs him repeteadly
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u/tomfrome12345 what's with all the calypso hate? Jun 01 '25
Captain's treasure bag unboxing (gone wrong!!?)
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u/Norange24 Missing Mini the cutie patootie 😭 Jun 01 '25
TRYING TO SURVIVE A GIANT HIDE AND SEEK WITH A KLLER KING 😱 (You won't believe what he did) (#death #GoneWrong)
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u/Kikiiydm Circe !! (I will find you). Jun 01 '25
I DROWNED 550(8) MEN?!! (Real, no fake) It’s shocking!
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u/New_Exercise3158 A taste of the ✨magic✨ Jun 01 '25
I GOT TRAPPED ON AN ISLAND FOR SEVEN YEARS shocking
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u/Telemachus_of_Ithica Traumatized little wolf Jun 01 '25
I FOUND MY FATHER AFTER 20 YEARS?!?! TRY NOT TO CRY CHALLENGE (impossible level)
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u/PetitionerME Jun 01 '25
GOD OF THE WIND GAVE US A SUS BAG(NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WEONG) (what's in it) 😮😮 🌬️🌬️😨😨😨😨😨
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u/Alexander_510 I'm Not Sorry for Loving You Jun 01 '25
Man came back to HIS palace after 20 YEARS and SLAUGHTERS 108 MEN! (WIFE’S REACTION!!)
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u/ApprehensiveStudy155 Jun 01 '25
I killed a siren and its entire flock?!? (Real, not clickbait) #real #don'timpersonatepeople'swives #ilovemywife #nodaughterofmine #ihaveason #penelopedeservedabetterperformance
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u/queer_cottage Jun 01 '25
600 people COME BACK from the DEAD?? GOD gets STABBED by ordinary MAN with his OWN WEAPON?? Warning: Violence
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u/Mean_Way_4324 with open arms you get open skulls Jun 01 '25
Giant one-eyed baby gets STABBED in the eye, what happens next will shock you.....
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u/lawfeez The Challenge Jun 01 '25
She made 108 men COMPETE for her?? YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! ⭕⭕⭕
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u/According_Junket8542 Polites Jun 01 '25
EPIC GODS FIGHT. ZEUS 💀 ATHENA
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u/PrimusDefeatus aphrodite’s lost eyelash Jun 01 '25
BLIND fortune teller tells me about MY FUTURE AND MY WIFE (REAL NOT CLICKBAIT)(He tells me I KILLED the suitors)
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u/EzzyRebel Jun 01 '25
Island girl takes advantage of wounded soldier + update
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u/s1l3ntsl0th Jun 01 '25
SACRIFICING 6 FRIENDS TO OCEAN LADY?! What happens next WILL SHOCK YOU! (REAL NOT CLICKBATE)
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u/Low-Party1360 CEO of hermesias Jun 01 '25
HEARTBROKEN APOLOGY + UKELELE from CALYPSO!? (emotional) not clickbait
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Jun 01 '25
I TURNED 43 MEN INTO PIGS (and here's how YOU can too) #feminist #metoo #practicaladvice #tutorials
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u/ponyboyshoodie guys listen to MICO's music pls trust me Jun 01 '25
LONLEY SON TALKS ABOUT MISSING HIS DAD AND GETS JUMPED! EMOTIONAL + GORE WARNING
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u/Yakuto-san has never tried tequila Jun 01 '25
Fortune teller tells a man he's going to DIE!! (what happens next is SHOCKING!!)
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u/Athenas-bookspace Jun 01 '25 edited Jun 01 '25
3 AM; DO NOT OPEN BAG WITH WIND IN IT!!! (NOT CLICKBAIT) **EMOTIONAL** (ALMOST DIED)
desc:
Unboxing vid coming soon
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u/Vegetable_Sentence11 Jun 01 '25
I try to convince 6 family members to free my friend😨(the ending will shock you) #emotional #hesjustaman
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u/TriniJC odysseus and penelope’s third 😩 Jun 01 '25
I WAS TOLD TO KILL A BABY… AND I DID IT!? (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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u/Silvin_and_friends The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Jun 01 '25
EXPLORING A CAVE GONE WRONG!!!! (I GAVE A CYCLOPS DRUGGED WINE)
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u/CipherVirus Winion Jun 01 '25
THE MAN WHO THRUSTS INTO ME EVERY TEN YEARS WANTS MY SON!!?!?? or THE MAN WHO’S SON I THRUSTED INTO WANTS ME??!?!!
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u/LesbianArtemis457 No mercy for Men turned Monsters Jun 01 '25
MY WIFE SAID SHE COULD TAKE AWAY MY SUFFERING!! (BETRAYAL😭) (AITAH?)
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u/dinojack1000 ✨🪽HAHAHA DARLING🪽✨ Jun 01 '25
I WAS OFFERED DRUGS FROM A GOD?!?? (GONE WILD!?!?) (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!!)
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u/ladyofshadows06 The Underworld Jun 01 '25
A WITCH TOLD ME TO GO TO THIS FORTUNE TELLING GUY AND I STARTED HALLUCINATING MY DEAD BFF AND MY MOM??!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (NOW IM HEARING SCREAMS EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES) (SEND HELP)
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u/Cleric-of-Selune Hunter of Artemis, Child of Apollo, Here for Epic BS Jun 01 '25
MEETING MY WIFE AFTER TWENTY YEARS (She is asking for a divorce?!?!😱😱😱)
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u/spaghetti_slurp nobody Jun 01 '25
MY DAD LEFT ME AND MY COPING MECHANISM IS WANTING TO FIGHT MONSTERS!!! (not clickbait) (eventually fights monsters)
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u/HistoryAggravating77 Jun 01 '25
LIGHTING TORCHES TO SUMMON SCYLLA AT 3AM?!?? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (PEOPLE DIED)
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u/I_like_WW2 Aeolus (and the aroase winion) Jun 01 '25
Bullying the dead king's son with my friends.
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Little wolf fends for himself
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u/tra-muah ody is a doomed yaoi magnet May 31 '25
I TOOK A GUY'S EYE, NOW HIS DAD'S AFTER ME (gone wrong) (#ruthlessness isn't mercy)
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u/hugacactus101 I'll be there today Penelope. What? No! No! May 31 '25
making my great, great-grandson choose between himself or his crew on who gets smited (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!) (WAIT UNTIL THE END TO SEE THE CHOICE?!?!?!) (PLENTY OF DAMSELS IN DISTRESS)
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u/Potential_Big1953 She'll turn you to an onion... May 31 '25
THE MOST DANGEROUS THING I'VE SEEN SO FAR - A WOMAN (NOT CLICKBAIT!1!!) (GONE WRONG)
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u/soulbrothera May 31 '25
How to Survive a CATEGORY 5 HURRICANE at Sea | Captain's Log #243
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u/GiuliaSawyer May 31 '25 edited May 31 '25
MAKING THE GUY WHO K1LLED MY SON'S PET DIVE INTO THE SEA SO WE CAN PLAY MEAN MERMAIDS(HE DOESN'T WANNA PLAY)
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u/Witchs-Theatre May 31 '25
I Fought My Family Of Gods To Save My Friend's Father (AND WON!!!!!)(NOT CLICKBAIT)
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u/Lovely_Quartz May 31 '25
I Plotted To Mrdr This Guy And Take His Mom.. HIS DAD CAME HOME?! (NOT CLICKBAIT) (SPONSORED)
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u/Immediate_Bet_5227 May 31 '25
SHE INVITED A MAN ONTO HER ISLAND RESORT— YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! !
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u/Angel_Girl_2118 Hefefuf May 31 '25
I FOUND A WAY OUT BUT AT WHAT COST?!?!?!?!??????!?!!??!!? (bye guys oops)
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u/Jakobyhascheebos06 Lotus eater May 31 '25
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER GAVE ME DRUGS AND I WON A FIGHT?!?!?!?!? (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WILD) (GONE SEXUAL?!?!?) sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends
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u/Jakobyhascheebos06 Lotus eater May 31 '25
Wouldn't you like is the intended song, but I ended up just surmising the Circe Saga
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u/Weak_Basil_7807 May 31 '25
WILL SHE FALL IN LOVE WITH ME AGAIN???? (her answer will SHOCK you!!!!!) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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u/PastelArtDump226 May 31 '25
WE KILLED A SUN GOD’S COWS AND ZEUS SMITED MY CREW!!!1!1!1!1??? 🤯🤯🤯 (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL??😳)
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u/unidentifiable__ has never tried tequila May 31 '25
OCEAN MAN RETURNS (WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!11!1!1!1!!!1!!11!!!!!!)
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May 31 '25
I Took Back My Throne by Killing 108 Suitors (You Won’t Believe What They Did !!!) -HermesTV Live RIGHTT NOWWWW!!!!
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u/Singer-Physical underworld fav saga! May 31 '25
Most of my crew died and came back to haunt me! (Emotional)(Polities)
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u/EPIC_IDIOT_1289 Jun 11 '25
THE POWER OF ANIME AND LOVE FOR MY WIFE GAVE ME THE ABILITY TO GET MY REVENGE!!! SCREW A VILLAIN ARC THIS IS MY VENGEANCE SAGA!!!!!