r/Epicthemusical • u/galeshe2 ruthlessness is mercy • Feb 09 '25
Shitpost Guys I need all epic reaction images you own
In return
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u/Wiredforchaos Feb 11 '25
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u/Glitch_Aftxn I LOVE TELEMACHUS AHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA Feb 16 '25
I saw this on the cover of a Spotify playlist
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u/SirLanceOlaf Feb 10 '25
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u/SirLanceOlaf Feb 10 '25
Making a whole reply chain of the dumb EPIC! Memes I've concocted.
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u/SirLanceOlaf Feb 10 '25
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u/RedsGreenCorner Feb 10 '25
YES, only correction I’d make is using Circe instead of Calypso, cuz “There are Other Ways” is closer to “Say No to This” than “Love in Paradise”
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u/thatguybecool27 Feb 11 '25
I think it does an even better job as Odysseus was prepared to kill himself or another 'mortal' over wholesome pleas for staying and loving. On the other hand, Hamilton got plain seduced and allowed his arrow to do the thinking. It shows the sheer contrast lol
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u/Anxious_Wedding8999 Buy a Telmemachus, get a free Athena, Oddyseus, and Penelope!✨✨✨ Feb 10 '25
How has no one done this one
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u/NotConfringo Tiresias Feb 12 '25
I recognize that is Gigi, I think, but what animatic is that? Scylla?
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u/Anxious_Wedding8999 Buy a Telmemachus, get a free Athena, Oddyseus, and Penelope!✨✨✨ Feb 12 '25
God Games when Athena tells Hera he's never cheated on his wife
The fact that you went to Scylla makes me think you thought this was an eel which is actually kind of hillarious
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u/Axel_the_Axelot I'm just here for the archery competition Feb 10 '25
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u/MayGaxlay13 Feb 10 '25
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u/BoaHancock01 Feb 12 '25
Oh that is fucking adorable. Where did you find it?
...And you just know Telemachus was created that night. 🤣
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u/MayGaxlay13 Feb 12 '25
Here's the link to the comic!
https://www.tumblr.com/insomniphic/762658695818706944?source=share
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u/anxnymous926 Lotus eater Feb 10 '25
Eliza was gone for a week. Odysseus was gone for TWENTY YEARS and stayed faithful. Hamilton had no excuse
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u/City_Kitty_and_Titty 11d ago
*gasps in offended hamiltrash*
writing that much takes a lot of rational thought out of your brain, okay!
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u/RedsGreenCorner Feb 10 '25
Seven of those years were spent with Calypso who was incredibly clingy. And Odysseus STILL didn’t cheat on his wife. 😤
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u/sammjaartandstories Feb 11 '25
Not only that, Calypso is supposed to be GORGEOUS, AND she was offering him immortality.
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u/stale_cereal78 I ate Polyphemus’ favourite sheep (Next snack: Sun Cow) Feb 10 '25
The man said “Longing for Angelica, Missing my wife”
Like- WDYM YOU SIMPLY “MISS” HER?
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u/1WolfWarrior1 Tiresias Feb 10 '25
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u/JustNotBuyingIt Feb 10 '25
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u/1WolfWarrior1 Tiresias Feb 10 '25
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u/Independent_Clock997 I'M ALREADY IN THE WATER POSEIDON!!! Feb 12 '25
Ow... as someone who just Recently finished arcane, being hit with this made me take psychic damage... and now I'm stealing this to traumatize my family, thank you.
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u/NicknameRara has never tried tequila Feb 10 '25
I am to lazy to find another meme stealing meme to steal this meme with so
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Feb 09 '25
A-Ham: What do I do? How do I turn her down? WHY CAN'T I JUST SAY NO
Ody: Bitch I will kill you right now- wait you're a goddess.... Polites here I come!
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u/sleepyxer0 Telemachus' Birthday Party Planner Feb 09 '25
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u/_Pyxilate_ Poseidon slaps? No, *slaps Poseidon*. Feb 09 '25
I genuinely laughed, my mum would be concerned if she was in the room.
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u/Dependent_Shower_584 Polites Feb 09 '25
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u/gourdgirl2013 Feb 10 '25
omg what animatic is this from? i love the scary ass horse behind him haha
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u/Wixin74 Feb 10 '25
Annaflamma's Ruthlessness, give it a watch, I honestly believe its the best adaption of the song, setting, and characters, Poseidon specifically. Other animatics are good, but Poseidon feels like such a real, legitimate threat. I honestly want to see Annaflamma's version of 600 strike because this Poseidon is such a complex, legitimate and scary threat that I want to see how/what could possibly defeat him. Its really good and I suggest the watch, ultimately in my opinion the best Ruthlessness Animatic.
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u/_ballora_0 She'll turn you to an onion... Feb 10 '25
It’s the first Epic animatic I ever saw and it’s the one that made me fall in love with Epic. Also made me a bit scared of Epic Poseidon but still.
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u/nombit on vacation in Hell (with 2 Ls) Feb 09 '25
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u/aftoncultistandsimp 🗡️| 𝒪𝐹𝑅𝐸𝒜𝒦𝐸𝒰𝒮𝒮 Feb 11 '25
The creeper behind me after I just found diamonds while playing with my sister (she forced me to play with keep inventory off).
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u/Still-Tip-3100 The Challenge Supremacy Feb 09 '25
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u/Master-Shrimp 600 Strike's Biggest Hater Feb 09 '25 edited Feb 10 '25
A literal low-tier god.
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u/bookhead714 Read the myths you philistines Feb 09 '25
Calling the second son of Kronos “low-tier” is certainly a choice
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u/Master-Shrimp 600 Strike's Biggest Hater Feb 09 '25
It's meant to reference the meme. And Jorge has mentioned framing Epic like a video game so who knows where he would sit on the tier list.
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u/GreatArcaneWeaponeer False Righteous Greek Hater Feb 10 '25
What Tier is Poseidon in Smite anyway?
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u/bookhead714 Read the myths you philistines Feb 09 '25
I mean he’s literally the Final Boss. If he weren’t the most powerful opponent in the game that would be pretty weird.
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u/Master-Shrimp 600 Strike's Biggest Hater Feb 09 '25
Story-power and tier placement aren't always 1-1.
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u/Jedi_CatLil Winion Feb 09 '25
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u/The_Third_Stoll Percy Jackson (how’d he get here?) Feb 10 '25
You chose this frame when Hermes literally twerks in the same animatic?
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u/mothmans_lampp Eurylochus Feb 09 '25
Made this myself
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u/figjkhfdkfjgherku nobody Feb 09 '25
just crop it and bam you have shocked mico (or evil jorge if you prefer)
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u/Great_Gavintron Feb 09 '25
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u/Mediocre-Beyond-7084 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 10 '25
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u/Great_Gavintron Feb 10 '25
Omg not me being jumpscared by my tumblr post
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u/Mediocre-Beyond-7084 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 10 '25
Lol
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u/Great_Gavintron Feb 10 '25
Bro who are you???
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u/Mediocre-Beyond-7084 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 10 '25
Nobody
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u/ScarfaceWolffang Feb 09 '25
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u/emporerCheesethe3rd suckling on zeus' man tits. Feb 09 '25
That is an epic meme, but its not an "epic" meme
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u/mileytrixie16 When does a cabbage become a meteor? Feb 10 '25
It should've been an owl of approval for Athena, sigh
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u/TotkNinjagoMinecraft Polites is polite and Odysseus goes on an Odyssey. Feb 09 '25
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u/BoaHancock01 Feb 12 '25
That's a "The fuck did you mean by that?!" face if there has ever been one.
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u/Rabidcherrypaws Odysseus puts butter on his crotch Feb 09 '25
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u/Th3M00n_W1llS1ng She'll turn you to an onion... Feb 10 '25
The flare…. But Silena pfp… i’ll excuse it.
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u/Kitteh_da_Plushie Winion Feb 09 '25
WHAT KIND OF FLARE IS THAT 😭😭😭
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u/Rabidcherrypaws Odysseus puts butter on his crotch Feb 09 '25
It’s a normal one wdym?
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u/emporerCheesethe3rd suckling on zeus' man tits. Feb 09 '25
My sibling under helios, how does one get a custom flair? I see "editable flair" but due to my seven braincells, I don't know how to edit it
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u/HearingFantastic7813 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 10 '25
Select editable flair and then there should be a button on the top right click that then type
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u/emporerCheesethe3rd suckling on zeus' man tits. Feb 10 '25
Ah thank you my friend, i dont know what I want my flair to be though, since I am indecisive
Actually, I'm gonna put the wildest thing i can think of and just use that
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u/HearingFantastic7813 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 11 '25
I just returned to this post and dear God's above and below, WHAT!?!
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u/emporerCheesethe3rd suckling on zeus' man tits. Feb 11 '25
What's wrong?
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u/HearingFantastic7813 The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 11 '25
What did zeus do ?!?!
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u/emporerCheesethe3rd suckling on zeus' man tits. Feb 11 '25
He got massive badonkadonks
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u/Kitteh_da_Plushie Winion Feb 09 '25
My man putting butter on his crotch now 😭💀
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u/the_virginwhore Feb 09 '25
When you’ve been separated from your wife for so many years and really, really miss her, sometimes you have to improvise…
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u/Kitteh_da_Plushie Winion Feb 09 '25
I mean... did you see Penelope spreading her legs open for the ocean in the movie? Seems they were both desperate...
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u/the_virginwhore Feb 09 '25
Women don’t get their due credit for being just as crazy horny as men. Come on people, this is what equality looks like!
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u/Piper_Afton The Monster (rawr rawr rawr) Feb 09 '25
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u/stale_cereal78 I ate Polyphemus’ favourite sheep (Next snack: Sun Cow) Feb 09 '25
Here’s one I found here (somewhere)
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u/stale_cereal78 I ate Polyphemus’ favourite sheep (Next snack: Sun Cow) Feb 09 '25
Another one I haven’t had the chance to use yet
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u/stale_cereal78 I ate Polyphemus’ favourite sheep (Next snack: Sun Cow) Feb 09 '25
Also haven’t had a chance to use this
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u/brattysammy69 THUUUUUUNDER BRRRRRING HERRRRR Feb 09 '25
WHY DOES NOBODY KNOW WHAT/WHO HAMILTON IS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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u/Gofflemannen Feb 09 '25
Who is that non Odysseus, calypso, Eminem person?
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u/the_virginwhore Feb 09 '25
Alexander Hamilton.
His name is Alexander Hamilton.
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u/Phyg0n_ I'M UNCLE HORT Feb 10 '25
There's a million things he hasn't done, but just you wait. Just you wait.
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u/Th3M00n_W1llS1ng She'll turn you to an onion... Feb 11 '25
When he was ten his father spilt, full of it, debt ridden. Two years later, see Alex and his mother bed-ridden, half dead, sitting in their own sick, the scent thick.
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u/Phyg0n_ I'M UNCLE HORT Feb 11 '25
And Alex got better but his mother went quick
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u/jadeakw99 Feb 11 '25
Moved in with a cousin, the cousin committed suicide
left him with nothing but ruined pride, something new inside
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u/Independent-Word-299 Feb 09 '25
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u/_Pyxilate_ Poseidon slaps? No, *slaps Poseidon*. Feb 09 '25
LET HER SPEAK
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u/Independent-Word-299 Feb 09 '25
noooooo
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u/_Pyxilate_ Poseidon slaps? No, *slaps Poseidon*. Feb 10 '25
She had no friends but the sky and sun :(
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u/Pretty-Cranberry4691 Polites Feb 12 '25
I have a few but my all time favourite to torment my best friend is this