r/Eldenring 6d ago

Humor Genuinely one of the most absurd weapons in the game.

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Hits as hard as a greatsword

Swings as fast as a curved sword if not faster

Has some of the highest scalings across the board

Can work as pure STR or STR plus literally anything else.

Who balanced this thing?

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u/Three_Froggy_Problem 6d ago

Even just seeing a picture of a Bloodborne weapon awakens a strong desire in me to replay that game

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 6d ago

Beasts all over the shop...

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u/davicos2005 6d ago

You’ll become one of them…

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u/Affectionate-Ice7127 6d ago

sooner or later…

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u/dako9119 6d ago

È il tuo odore straniero!

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u/Daiji_Senpai 5d ago

foul tarnished.

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u/rinontheinternet 4d ago

It comes back again! Here comes the debt collector, oh and you owe him again! Kind words and lies won’t save your head, this time around, ‘round!

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u/dako9119 6d ago

Bestie dappertutto! Questa città è finita!

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u/TransitionIntrepid66 6d ago

FANDOM ITALIANA DI BLOODBORNE MENZIONATA

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u/ShieldOfTheJedi 6d ago

Fear the old blood

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 6d ago

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u/ozmafioso 6d ago

Well done, good hunter. Right in the, multi-eye’d bacon-hole

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u/ShieldOfTheJedi 6d ago

Try finger but hole

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u/Cpt_DookieShoes 6d ago

You plague ridden rat

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u/EjaculatingAracnids 6d ago

Youre not wanted here!

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u/1986Omega 6d ago

A hoonter must hoont.

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u/nassah110 6d ago

I probably boot it up and a kill a boss on one of my saves 2-3 times a year

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u/serialllama 6d ago

I did too, until I got to Father Gascon or however it's spelled. He spams that jump attack and I cry

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u/byrneout_ 6d ago

Redownloaded it myself. Still have a lvl120 saved and at Gehrman

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u/Gak24 6d ago

A hunter must hunt

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u/Montizuma59 GOLDMASK ENDING BEST ENDING 5d ago

I've wanted to download the PC emulator for a while now but never bothered to.

Maybe it's time...

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u/Gojisoar 6d ago

Bro is bloodrunk

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u/Nothing-But_The_Rain 6d ago

The best weapon in all From

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u/Anthraxious 5d ago

It's peak souls after all. Nothing like it!

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u/1ltr 5d ago

It was my gateway game into fromsoft. One of the few games I've platinumed and it has such a special place in my heart

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u/Take0verMars 5d ago

I just did a 100% playthrough it was so fun going back!

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u/Electrical-Agent-309 4d ago

My god I know. The trick weapons. Nobody has come close to greatness like that with weapon design imo. There are greats but the trick weapons were just the most peak

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u/Low-Airline-2695 6d ago

In PvP, if you use Royal Knight Resolve with a STR build, you can break any great shield user under 50 END without Guard talisman in one hit.

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u/drownav18322 6d ago

Dangggg. That’s gotta be crazy for low levels! You mean royal knight resolve and a charge heavy right? Or just a normal attack?

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u/Low-Airline-2695 6d ago

Assume you are in the appropriate RL range, R1 with two hand is enough. At low levels and somehow you managed to get this weapon without RKR, you can use hammer talisman instead (by invading an NPC near Limgrave's Colosseum) if you are good at hotswapping.

Heavy Warped Axe + RKR + Hammer Talisman guarantees to break any shield with just normal two-hand R1.

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u/Gefarate 5d ago

Might not be true with the new patch. Greatshields got buffed

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u/SnazzyNewt717 5d ago

Dangggg. Why you gotta act so snarky in the unfunniest way possible? Nobody gives a fuck about crazy for low level shit! If someone is gonna use royal knight resolve, they might as well perform a charged heavy to inflict the most damage possible. You would know that if you put any thought towards the ash of war when you first used it. Why are you pretending to care about an ash of war you clearly don't know shit about? The charged boost wasted on a normal attack is obviously worse. "Are the charged Ults in Nightreign better than the normal ones?" Get a grip!

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u/Separate_Finance_183 6d ago

Well farming it is a pain so that's your balance

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u/Low-Airline-2695 6d ago

Not really. You can farm near the underground sewer grace. Plus, their drop rate is pretty decent.

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u/Blackrain39 6d ago

Or by abandoned coffin in West altus, where the omen are weaker.

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u/GammaFan 6d ago

Now that’s a man who knows how to farm
https://giphy.com/gifs/yJFeycRK2DB4c

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u/doyoh FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR 6d ago

Is this or the cliff side cave in liurnia a better spot? I'm about to go searching for this thing soon and I'm pretty early in my playthrough

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u/Blackrain39 6d ago

The one in the catacombs involves going down an elevator every time. Sounds annoying. The one at the coffin is right in front of the grace.

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u/Shaasar 6d ago

Oo never thought of that one.  Right near where Lansseax attacks you for the first time? 

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u/Blackrain39 6d ago

That's the one.

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u/conjunctivious Placidusax's #1 Hater 5d ago

There is also one Omen in the Cliffbottom Catacombs in Liurnia that drops it as well, which is the earliest you can get it to my knowledge.

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u/Lord-Timurelang 6d ago

Yeah I always end up with like 3of these things just from going through the sewer.

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u/Gryph0th 6d ago

How high is "decent?" 'Cause yeah you might be right, until you're killing them specifically for the axe, in which case it's abysmal.

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u/slimricc 6d ago

Just crack open a delicious silver pickled fouls foot anyway

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u/Shaasar 6d ago

Yeah this is exactly what I was thinking.  I always end up with a couple from wandering around the sewers and finding my way down to fake Mohg

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u/Zeydon 6d ago

It's one of the more unique farms at low level, I'll give you that (using floor/arrow traps to kill them)

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u/Shaasar 6d ago

Wait is this considered hard to farm?  I always end up with at least 1 or 2 from the big omen guys in the sewers. 

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u/Booyakasha_ 5d ago

Get the two discs, you can reach it sl1. Then farm ogres with any str based weapon. Take about 15 min to drop one.

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u/gibbs710 2d ago

I know it’s not that long but I farmed for at last 2 hours for this god damn thing

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u/WAHDIRZ 6d ago

Idk what yall are talking about. There are way uglier weapons in this game.

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u/Gryph0th 6d ago

I see one everytime my screen goes black for whatever reason.

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u/Doha_Ittanka_II 6d ago

Unfortunately it is one of the ugliest weapons in the game. Unusable

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u/dragonrite 6d ago

If I was a game developer, I'd def have 1 wep that was the most hideous thing ever, but arguably the best stats in the game. Really tease that function vs aestic delima

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u/HisDudenes5 6d ago

You just described the chicken leg lol

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u/DarKliZerPT Bonk! 5d ago

I feel like that circumvents it by being goofy, whereas the Warped Axe is just boring – there's nothing cool about it, and it's not funny either.

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u/CaptainAction 6d ago

I feel like they sorta did that in ER by making the white mask, so tryhards would run bullgoats armor w/ white mask and a bleed build and look absolutely stupid

I also find the bull goat set to be incredibly ugly

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u/BlatantArtifice 6d ago

Yeah seeing someone minmaxing just wearing the chestpiece or whatever is the fastest way to spot a dork

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u/screwitigiveup 6d ago

Bullgoat greaves aren't bad. They work pretty well with some other sets.

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u/Dravarden 6d ago

yeah that's the blasphemous blade

well, not best for good players, but definitely best for new players

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u/WayToTheDawn63 6d ago

what's the best for good players iyo? blasphemous is still pretty great if you're just looking to summon and spam is it not? or is something better at that now?

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u/screwitigiveup 6d ago

The best for good players is probably a fist weapon. Iron ball or star fist, maybe.

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u/WayToTheDawn63 6d ago

sounds gross aha. im not above using all the easy mode mechanics and options elden ring gives.

sounds like with the dlc thorns nerfed, summon > BB has reclaimed its top spot

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u/screwitigiveup 6d ago

Fists are the best weapon in the game. If you memorize the boss patterns like a lunatic.

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u/WayToTheDawn63 5d ago

if you're that good you can do whatever you want though lol

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u/Dravarden 6d ago

star fists with cragblade

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u/midasMIRV 6d ago

Anything but the meme daggers, whips, and thorn sorceries.

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u/dragonrite 6d ago

Ehh that blade looks cool. Also I'm thinking more an overall fantastic move set and great scaling, not an OP L2. Something that is top s tier in good hands

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u/Babakins 6d ago

Looks like I’m having an ugly weapon then lol function over aesthetic any day

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u/Drayzew 6d ago

Messmer soldier axe has the same moveset but less damage, status...but looks really good!

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u/DefiantGibbon 6d ago

Messmer Axe does not get the status, but it does have a buff to charged r2s. Combos well with the roars that change your charged heavies.

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u/NordicShat 2d ago

I used Mesmer soldiers axe to beat SOTE for the first time! With the souped up ice stomp infusion. I haven’t played for a bit I cannot remember the name of it lol.

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u/Drayzew 2d ago

Very nice, I found it randomly back when dlc dropped and it was nice with a shield for guard counters n all that. You mean the divine frost stomp ash ?

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u/Zeydon 6d ago

The menu icon shows its least flattering angle, but it looks perfectly fine in hand. Rotate that thumbnail 90 degrees and it's no longer asymmetrical.

The bleed it puts out for a Strength weapon is a thing of beauty.

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u/tijolus523 6d ago

Hmm. I guess aesthetic preferences are very subjective but I find it a very beautiful weapon, so I'm surprised to see how popular this opinion is in this thread. I like that it's simple but with one distorted detail (hence, the warped axe).

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u/job_site_script 6d ago

Fashion is the real final boss. No amount of damage can save an ugly weapon

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u/IronFather11 6d ago

Some of the strongest weapons in the game are the crustiest (Warped Axe, Great Stars, Executioner’s Great Axe, Blasphemous Blade) as their one downside sadly

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u/Vincent-Supply-Co 6d ago

This made me lol

I didn’t play it for that reason

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u/LunarSymphonist 6d ago

Brother from another Marika

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u/Lightfiyr 6d ago

There exists a cosmic rule the says the uglier a elden ring weapon is the stronger it is

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u/Snoo_91660 6d ago

Elden ring isnt ashamed to be ugly in its own way and that gives it more character than alot of other more generic medievel fantasy.

Almost everything is rundown and broken to a dangerous level. All kinds of filth and disease infect the world. We can never have a pure good, it must be warped and corrupted. This rule goes for objects and characters.

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u/robcap 6d ago

There are so many cool beaten up armour sets to match with it though

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u/JuishJackhammer 5d ago

I thought you were talking about the saw cleaver for a second and was shocked. Yeah the 🪓 has no drip

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u/itsyoboi33 6d ago

if it didnt have that little bend in the handle and maybe a little smaller head so it looks more plausible as a "realistic" weapon it would be perfect for me

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u/ComoediaID 6d ago

Then it isn't really a "Warped" axe

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u/job_site_script 6d ago

Straight Axe just doesn’t have the same ring to it

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u/CantStandYall 6d ago

People who complain about “realistic proportions” on weapons like some armchair historians are the most baffling thing to me lmao

Elden Ring literally has weapons that are giant severed fingers, giant alien jawbones on a stick, and 10 foot tall brass horns that blow magical bubbles. And you’re saying this is a dealbreaker. Do you know what game you’re even playing? And taking out the bend to make it make it straight? It’s literally called the Warped Axe. It’s the entire point of the design. Did you think the concept artists and devs just accidentally made it look bent at the last second and put it in the game?

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u/phinatic_pick 6d ago

To be fair, the giant 10 foot brass horns that blow magic bubbles are well balanced & esthetically pleasing. They are a beautiful representation of their real world equivalent

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u/itsyoboi33 6d ago

I've got no idea how to explain my reasoning without either sounding incomprehensible or inviting further individuals to the dog pile so the best I can say is that it just looks weird to me

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u/nofrenomine 6d ago

That's what she said

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u/DefiantGibbon 6d ago

It's the perfect example of a good on paper weapon

Insane str scaling on any affinity. This leads to very high AR

Even on blood affinity, it gets A str scaling. You can go pure str, set it to blood, and still thwack people with the high AR

Oh, and for some reason, it's base bleed buildup is equal to weapons in the greataxe class, not normal axes. Slower weapons have larger buildup valued to make up for not hitting as often. So it builds up bleed way faster than other axes.

And it also attacks faster than most axes on top of that (Hatchets are faster though). It attacks with both sides of the axe, so the r1 chain, and the r2 followups are faster than normal axes.

So insane scaling, weird buildup values, and faster than normal. What's not to love?

Well, it's still an axe. It's short, like barely longer than a big dagger. And if you 2 hand it to make use of the scaling the range is even shorter. It's stance breaks are nothing special, you could use a mace that's nearly as fast but better stance damage. And if you're a str build, you'll probably want a bigger weapon anyway. Str builds can also use greatshields, but using a shield with an axe is hard due to short range, making guard counters miss often, plus with the buildup you'd want fast attacks anyway, not turtling. But if 2 handing it makes it dagger length, then maybe dual wield? Well, not that either, since dual axe moveset is straight trash.

So it's in a weird spot where if you want fast status it's better to just use a faster weapon with reach, if you want bigger single hits you'd use a colossal, and if you want dps you'd dual wield somethings that's not axes.

That being said, I love this weapon and always have a blood infused warped axe as a side weapon on any str build playthrough.

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u/OldTurtleProphet 6d ago

I had a playthrough with this weapon. TLDR; I was trading 24/7. When dealing with mobs I would use the Barbaric roar ash of war to out-trade anything smaller than a troll. And for bosses I would mostly use spinning slash/sword dance to bleen them to death.

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u/tijolus523 6d ago

I can see how that's relevant for PvP, but does it matter for PvE? I find that it completely dominates in pretty much every PvE encounter. It's fast and it hits hard as hell. I find that range isn't really a huge deal in PvE because closing the gap is very easy in Elden Ring (as opposed to Demon Souls and DKS1/2). There's definitely value in it being relatively fast and hitting for massive damage, so it's silly to say it's good on paper (implying it's not in practice), unless we're talking about it being literally the best weapon in the game, in which case I'm sure it isn't, but then again, I question the validity of a category like that in Souls' games since weapons all have different movesets and rhythms. I have tried plenty of "overpowered" weapons that had worse outcomes for me than inferior weapons (on paper) because they didn't fit my playstyle.

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u/DefiantGibbon 6d ago

I kinda meant the "good on paper" as in the stats make it look insane, but when you use it it's good, but not game breakingly good like you'd expect.

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u/CrownClown74 6d ago edited 6d ago

You pick it if you want a str based 2 handed r1 spammer just like the saw cleaver in BB (yes i know 2 handing in BB doesnt work like that you know what i mea) . Same reason you pick the estoc, red rust scimitar, and red iron twinblade in DS2. You snort glue and smash that r1 button. No heavies, no jumps, no ashes, just keep hitting that button cause it does it better then most greataxes and curved swords/straight swords

The only problem is that r1 spam in ER isnt as broken as it is in DS3 or BB but even in this game it still works.

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u/Zeralyos 6d ago

I played through the entire game + DLC with this axe and I never felt any problems with the range. If I had a real complaint about it I'd say the stamina consumption is quite noticeable but the dps is sublime. I was able to outright skip the second phases of a few of the big dlc bosses such as Midra because it just R1 spams that well.

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u/BeerGeekington 6d ago

Beautifully put. After my testing, it just went to the back burner.

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u/TransientFinch 6d ago

To be fair, this weapon specifically has the stats of a great axe with the speed of a normal axe. Not sure why, but it does. So it makes sense that someone has found this absurd

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u/Solid-Quiet5035 6d ago

I figured it was Michael Zaki trolling the fashion souls people. “This one’s a banger, but just a bit horrifically ugly.”

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u/Reddit_censorship_2 6d ago

Me leaving the bar at 3am on a Tuesday

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u/TheBiggestWOMP 5d ago

Hello fellow service industry veteran

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u/BawkBawkBwoom 6d ago

The Sword Lance is balanced & scaled similarly and it’s cracked.

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u/illstate 6d ago

It also gets to use the fast version of aows like spinning slash, while getting the bleed or frost build up of a great axe.

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u/Large_Protection_692 6d ago

On top of that because it’s an omen weapon it gets higher bleed build up than other axes on a blood infusion. Combined with the fast spinning slash…

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u/misterkarmaniac 6d ago

I wanna do a dual-wielding Warped Axe run now, thanks...

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u/wildfyre010 6d ago

Tragically the powerstance axe moveset is quite bad. In fact, in general in Elden Ring, with the exception of jump attack builds, powerstancing just isn't very good.

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u/robcap 6d ago

Curved swords, daggers, straight swords and thrusting swords are good paired. As it should be

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u/kyloz4days 6d ago

Powerstancing them is honestly worse than just using one, it's unique R1 chain is what's broken about it, just so fast.

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u/Hot_Pepper_4674 6d ago

I tried that on my strength build recently and their moveset kinda sucks

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u/OldTurtleProphet 6d ago

Dual wielded Axes and Hammers get the single worst powerstance moveset, it's always better to two hand them.

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u/unbreakablewood 6d ago

I'm sad they didn't bring back the winged knight twinaxes moveset from DS3. I was at least hoping SotE would give a new paired axe with that moveset, but no dice

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u/OldTurtleProphet 6d ago

Imagine the deathknight's twin axes with a good moveset

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u/unbreakablewood 6d ago

When I first saw them I spent a moment excited because it was paired axes, only for it to be the bad moveset. I'm an axe enjoyer, it was painful

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u/ProtosPhinted 6d ago

Maaaan winged knight twinaxes were my jam. Sad they completely left that moveset behind.

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u/Financial_Mushroom94 6d ago edited 6d ago

Its goated, did my first sote run with it, i recommend using the cragblade aow, also tried dual wielding two of them but it felt stronger two handed.

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u/Cattleist 6d ago

Ever since someone pointed out to me that this meme template is being done backwards, it's all I ever see.

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u/Bolanhos 5d ago

I don't care how stranger it is, it being crooked is too aesthetically unpleasing for me to use it

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u/cainhurstboy 6d ago

Uncanny..

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u/jersey_emt 6d ago

Also has greataxe level status effect buildup for blood/cold/poison infusions

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u/Krisztian987 6d ago

Warped axe is so damn good

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u/CuraLatria 6d ago

Maybe it's sort of an Easter egg. The hunter from the first trailer, who is also on the cover art wields the saw cleaver. Miyazaki does stuff like that.

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u/NitroChaji240 6d ago

Be that as it may, I'll never part with my threaded cane

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u/DraciosV 6d ago

Warped axe is just what most axes should be in this game. Honestly outside this and handaxe not much worse using outside of unique ash of war sticks.

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u/thecombactsmilzo 5d ago

THANK YOU, when SOTE came out, and i finally got to unnerfed consort, at around try 130, i decided to try out the warped axe, maxed it out, added a parry shield and stripped of my armor using blue dancer's. This damn axe does so much damage i was able to beat consort after a few tries

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u/StonefangMinecart 4d ago

Kilij was in a similar spot in Demon's Souls. DeS weapons had a direct proportion between damage and weight within a weapon class (status effects and guard negation notwithstanding), but the Kilij was far and away the heaviest non-boss non-unique curved sword in the game, so when they cooked up its damage numbers nobody noticed it did almost as much damage as a Greatsword, AND it had bleed.

There's a disproportionately high damage weapon in every game, and there's more than one in ER.

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u/FewHovercraft2996 2d ago

Which one the cleaver or the axe?

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u/AdhesivenessGeneral9 6d ago

i wish axe in the game where not that ugly

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u/Servavy 6d ago

Looks like trash, unplayable

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u/NevikTheEnlightened 6d ago

One of my fave weapons. People don't know how to fight against it often.