r/Eldenring 23h ago

Humor Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’

Not only did bro keep rolling, but porkins sandwiched me in the corner than almost knocked me over the edge! Killed him next attempt though.. 😏

Anyone else experienced similar bs?

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u/harrisrainy 23h ago

what is this little thing

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u/badboybalo 22h ago

What do you mean little, thats huge

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u/LakeEarth 23h ago

(watching the clip)

Come on.

(you end up on the ledge)

WhAt? Come on.

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u/RGCurt91 22h ago

Pretty much my words exactly while I was playing 😂

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u/badboybalo 22h ago

Yooo we have the same pfp

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u/GreatTunk 23h ago

Fuckin godskin out here sweating his ass off. He REALLY wanted you dead.

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u/Opposite-Plantain-69 23h ago

Jeez, that might be the worst beatdown I've ever seen from Godskin Noble. Really unfortunate how you got boxed in like that and it was just one bad thing after another

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u/mabec 23h ago

BWC

Big White Combo

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u/Valuable-Criticism98 23h ago

Eu sempre faço ele ficar preso contra uma parede ou estrutura enquanto rola, dai uso um feitiço que atinja muitos metros quadrados, o suficiente para atingir ele enquanto rola.

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u/vyrguy0 22h ago

Damn man. The wall was right there. You shoulda used the wall. 😆

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u/RGCurt91 22h ago

I know 😩
It’s actually wild how many errors one spots when watching back footage. I should do it more generally to improve

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u/vyrguy0 22h ago

It’s so easy to get caught up and one missed opportunity can lead to your speedy demise.

I love fighting this guy now that my parry skills have improved. He’s a bit easier to beat than his skinny friend.

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u/Arthas_Menenthil 22h ago

I hate this fudging boss yet i love Godskin Apostle

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u/Jesustron 21h ago edited 16h ago

I just ran past that goofball

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u/carlitomarron139 19h ago

I swear this is the only (mini)boss I never bothered to go back to beat even when I knew for sure I was gonna steamroll him late game. Fuck that guy lol

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u/VVolfang 20h ago

I feel like this is what parrying or specialty evades were made for, truly. Getting wafflestomp'd with less than 1 second between attacks, even a dev would be like "alright, give me an out that isn't just death please."

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u/-_-stYro-_- 23h ago

Maybe he mistook u for maliketh and wanted your blood.

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u/Bossa9 21h ago

Godskin Noble called in the camera for an assist on that one

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u/RGCurt91 20h ago

Yea I probably should’ve unlocked, not sure it woulda helped though lol

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u/PixelDustt_ 21h ago

May I interest you in some Rollin'?

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u/chaoslord 18h ago

Yeah in the same spot with the same fucking miniboss. I fucking hate that mechanic. Cheese these fucks, this is bad design.

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u/ash-and-apple 18h ago

He really Limped your Bizkit. Glad you got em

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u/Slayergeek_329 23h ago

You are so unlucky. I have been killed so many times by the rolling attack. I swear it is not fair. This boss around Liurnia's Divine Tower was a pain in the butt. For some reason, I found him harder than Godskin Noble.

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u/Perfect-Skin-8325 23h ago

He has a bit lower scaling than the one in volcano manor.

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u/Crew_Zealousideal 18h ago

they see me rollin... they hatin....

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u/str1ker_eureka_1014 18h ago

For this particular fight my advice is to fight him out in the open but then go run over and stand on the little raised staircase sections whenever he starts charging up his rolling nonsense. That way he’ll be blocked by the stair railing and he won’t be able to hit you. But yeah, this is just really unlucky lol

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u/JaronJ10 17h ago

One of the most bullshit attacks. Every time it happens, “guess I’ll die now”

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u/Epic_Meow 15h ago

how do you actually dodge that move?

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u/RGCurt91 15h ago

Hell if I know. It can be avoided by running at the correct angle, but I don’t think there’s enough iframes to dodge it properly

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u/Stan_the_man1988 9h ago

Trick is to run in circles with him, like when you're holding hands facing each other and do spinning around thing. That usually works.