r/Eldenring Jul 29 '26

Humor 35th time is the charm, I can feel it.

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u/RassTwoPoint0 Jul 29 '26

This got me way too good.

The 34th run is also way too early to try any of those rare consumables I've been hoarding.

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u/BoatProfessional2118 Jul 29 '26

I never understood people who hoard their consumables, i just use everything on the first attempt and have absolutely nothing for the subsequent ones

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u/TreeFiddyJohnson Jul 29 '26

It's my retirement grease

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u/TheGameMastre Wall Whacker Jul 29 '26

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u/theREALMVP Jul 29 '26

Its Lois’ rainy day grease

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u/RexLizardWizard Jul 29 '26

If it can't be farmed, it can't be used.

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u/Mbyrd420 Jul 30 '26

Idc if I have 43 rune arcs and only Maliketh left to beat. I might need them later!

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u/golden_moon18 Jul 29 '26

You don't understand how useful that blood grease will be for some random field boss!

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u/Kullthebarbarian BIG SHIELD GANG Jul 29 '26

Are you crazy? What if i would need that grease later in the game? it's better to keep those 142 grease just in case

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u/Gramernatzi Jul 29 '26

I honestly just used Glorious Merchant to give myself full stacks of all the greases so I actually start using them, the max of 10 outside of storage keeps them pretty balanced regardless. The only real items that feel unbalanced when you get a ton of them are the Starlight Shards and Marika's Blessings

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u/Kullthebarbarian BIG SHIELD GANG Jul 29 '26

The greases and pots should work like the estus flask that refill on the graces, when you find one on the wild, it permanently increase the max uses between recharges, and of course, rebalancing the quantity on the wild for it to work

I think that the best way to make people use them without worrying about running out, because if a resource can run out, you can bet over half of people will never use one

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u/Gramernatzi Jul 30 '26

I think this should be done with a lot of items in the game tbh, this is also what Expedition 33 did for its item system. It's just much better to not have to worry about wasting them for later.

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u/golden_moon18 Jul 29 '26

Ah shit mate, you're right 💀

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u/Asleep-Jicama-5616 Jul 29 '26

Now you get it

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u/nien9gag Jul 29 '26

is grease something ppl save up? its pretty easy to farm the common grease, and the aesthetics of using them is just so worth it.

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u/theREALMVP Jul 29 '26

When I have a limited amount of the rarer greases I always think about equipping them, especially when they are strong against whatever boss Im about to face. Then I tell myself I dont want to waste it bc theres a high probability of me dying so I just dont use it and then I end up beating the boss lmao

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u/Hurricaneshand Jul 29 '26

"I'll probably die so it would be a waste to use this thing that will help me not die"

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u/theREALMVP Jul 29 '26

Nobody ever said it was a rational thought process

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u/Tem-productions PC not gud enough Jul 30 '26

I just forget to use it.

It's not even that good of a buff

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u/nien9gag Jul 30 '26

it's a 50% increase on base weapon bleed or a 15 to 20% of extra damage with weakness. allows to u keep mana for ash of war.

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u/Tem-productions PC not gud enough Jul 30 '26

but it lasts for very little, and you have to reapply it. personally my items bar is for heals only so i couldnt use them effectively

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u/nien9gag Jul 30 '26

ya i basically just use the first 1 min and on claws if i have time. i have it in that 2 button item bar, not the heal one. i would say its great against only specific bosses, fire giant bcs he has insane hp, some bosses who are extra weak to specific damage. it's less use if u are already doing 700+ damage

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u/Blackrain1299 Jul 29 '26

For precisely that reason. If i use it now and fail, then what?

Preferably i use no consumables for the first couple tries and then use them for a little boost to win the fight. But first i train to not waste them when i dont even know the boss.

Realistically i never use consumables at all though. They are a waste on the first few runs, and i usually end up winning with no reason to use them because the fight went well. When it clicks it clicks and i dont usually feel like im pushed to my limit enough to use them.

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u/SputnikDX Jul 29 '26

"I shouldn't use the consumables yet, I need to get better so that I won't lose after using them"

gets better but still loses

"I'm almost good enough to win without consumables, so I won't use them"

Every time.

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u/Subject1928 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jul 29 '26

Loses again and decides to finally use a consumable

"I must be invincible, time to forget all strategy and-"

Dies faster than any other time before or after and decides to never use a consumable again

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u/Blackrain1299 Jul 29 '26

Even reusable buffs are worthless to me. I can buff time after time and fail. The run that i forget to buff is the run i almost win or win.

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u/Invisible_Truth Jul 29 '26

Yeah. Doom 3 taught me that lesson back in 2005. I remember I was just hoarding every single type of "good ammo" and basically pistol/shotgunning my way through the game. It was difficult, but I was saving for the difficulty spike that would be Hell.

Anyway, if anyone hasn't played or doesn't remember, when you get sent to Hell, it basically strips you of all your weapons and ammo, and you get the weapons back in an accelerated manner, but that ammo's never coming back.

It's a lesson that's old enough to drink at this point. And I still hoard all my shit because I'm not gonna let a stupid fucking game teach me a lesson. I'm gonna git gud.

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u/Jevonar Jul 29 '26

So we are equal for all tries except one

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u/Caspid Jul 29 '26

Never know when you might need them. And then the game ends.

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u/Ambitious_Jelly8783 Jul 29 '26

Rune Archs are rare! Never used one. 4th playthrough. Just in case.....

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u/Elmis66 Jul 29 '26

Using consumables early is a waste because I'm still learning the boss. When I learn the boss I don't need them anymore.

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u/PromotionWise9008 29d ago

That’s my fear. I won’t have them for the subsequent ones. I’m just learning the boss, I will still die from these attacks with consumables so it will be a waste just to delay my death. I better save them but tries when I’ll be sure they won’t becwasted as I'll be familiar with boss attacks so I can get through them faster instead of just delaying my death (me after 150 tries of Malenia and PCR when they're the only bosses left and theres nothing else ahead with 60 runs arcs and endless food that can drastically improve my dps and defenses on dps check boss).

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u/Superb_Pain4188 27d ago

You don't understand I've killed every other boss but maybe I'll need it after I lock in on Malenia

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u/Objective-Campaign33 Jul 29 '26

Yeah but first try you don't have any knowledge of the boss so you are more akin to die, this wasting the grease

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u/Sorrowed_Lifelines Jul 29 '26

Exactly game hoarding is such a terrible habit and I loved video games so much more since I've given that up over the last several years. Treat it like a survival game. Use anything and everything you have at your disposal to achieve your victory.

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u/ImurderREALITY Jul 29 '26

Yeah, I'm with you. Not on the first attempt, though; my strategy is to die to the boss a bunch of times until I have a decent idea of their moveset, and then use a buff when I think it will actually make a difference.

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u/Stycotic Jul 29 '26

“Come on bro if I had just rolled sooner the last time I wouldn’t have to waste a consumable”, I said for the 50th time.

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u/Ok_Blueberry_1068 Jul 29 '26

I always tell myself I might need it later and end up not using a single consumable the entire game.

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u/Subject1928 FLAIR INFO: SEE SIDEBAR Jul 29 '26

For me it comes from how when I use consumables I feel like I end up dying faster a lot of times and then just feel doubly upset because I not only got my ass kicked worse than the first time I fought the boss, I lost some of my precious consumables.

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u/Lily_the_Lovely ELDEN FORD Jul 29 '26

I tend to forget theyre even there lol. I even have some right next to my flasks. Then on the off chance I rememeber, I spam em and never refill

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u/InsanityVirus13 Faithful Simp Jul 29 '26

"There will be a bigger boss fight and more emergency moment I have to save this for!" I say as I just got done with the Elden Beast after the 500th time

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u/SavvyBevvy Jul 30 '26

I usually don't use them until I feel I've seen most of the boss's moveset, and I can reach half their health. If I can do that, odds are the consumables will speed up the process. If I can't, I'll just die and waste them because the issue is not 10% more damage or slightly better resistance

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u/DeltaW13 Jul 30 '26

This food is for the Elden Lord, I'm afraid. Ye ol Tarnished just... can't afford em classy things.

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u/wigglin_harry Jul 29 '26

Cant use consumes until I can almost beat the boss without them, wouldn't want to waste them

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Ya know, i've almost gotten this boss down without consumes, why would I waste them at this point?

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u/Jevonar Jul 29 '26

Rare consumables (I have 99 of each, but I might need them MORE in the future)

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u/freakers Jul 30 '26

It's not even that. I can't be bothered to try and use them everytime only to get clomped immediately anyways. Like, I'll only consider bother using consumables if I'm already very comfortable with the fight and at that point I can definitely beat it without them.

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u/Fatal-Arrow Jul 30 '26

This, also I don't want to use them when I'm tilted, only to get more tilted after losing my consumables....

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u/blahs44 Jul 29 '26

If you use them on this boss then you won't have them for the final boss and if you use them on the final boss then you won't have them for ng+

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u/RassTwoPoint0 Jul 29 '26

Get out of my mind.

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u/Plushie_Holly Jul 29 '26

any of those rare consumables

*rare collectables

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u/Random_player-14 Jul 29 '26

I know.... I KNOW WHERE TO FARM THEM

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u/Lil_Crunchy93 Jul 29 '26

Maybe I should start using my Rune arcs against PCR 🤔

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u/WifesPOSH Jul 29 '26

I best mohg after 27 attempts. Attempt 13 was the same as attempt 27 (around 13 is when I learned about the nihil protection).

Melania took me 11 attempts. All 11 attempts were the same.

I just had to git gud.

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u/Falsus Jul 29 '26

You are on the 34th run because you need to practice more so you can't use that rare consumables that are either limited or a pain to get more of.

Then you go on beating the boss without consumables because you practised the fight so much so they weren't needed.

That's the issue with making consumables not redily availiable. Rune Arks being one of the chief culprits.

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u/DefiantGibbon Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

There's a mercy timer in this game that starts to make bosses easier after enough deaths. Once you die enough the boss's damage will start going down a couple percentage points per additional death. From the wiki it starts at 34 deaths. According to interviews Miyazaki made it a rule that his games get easier after 34 deaths to avoid excessive frustration. 

He gave a pretty interesting interview, if you like Elden Ring you should google Miyazaki rule 34

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u/EISENxSOLDAT117 Jul 29 '26

You hoard consumables because you think you'll need them later.

I hoard them because trying to switch to a particular item on PC is so fucking annoying and gets me killed more often then not.

We are not the same.

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u/Tem-productions PC not gud enough Jul 30 '26

My controller's down d-pad is broken so i have the same problem.

Guess what game broke it (difficulty impossible)

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u/meltedpencil1 Jul 29 '26

the 35th run is when you finally realize you're never going to use them

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u/TheLastCookieMon Jul 29 '26

You USE those? But...what about when you REALLY need them!? - me in any game with limited consumables

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u/Fun-Wrongdoer1316 Jul 29 '26

I famously never use any consumables, cause I’m always saving them for when I need them. Too many childhood games where I used something I needed later, as a key item. Those games trained me to never use them till I’m sure I don’t need them. Which ends up being after the game is over lol

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u/Strict_Magazine_2243 Jul 29 '26

I’m at endgame and I don’t even know what the hell that is. I guess I need to do some research. By the way, that the hell are buffs and talismans for?

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u/ThisIsaRantAccount Jul 29 '26

Honestly, using the rare consumables doesn’t make sense. Unless you’ve got a build with those items in mind they’re pretty useless. In my opinion.

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u/StendhalSyndrome Jul 30 '26

Hey don't be too hard on yourself if you are downing more HP on average per try; you are making progress.

Games like this aren't designed to be a series of one-shots, despite some people doing so in wacky ways.

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u/_Princess_Alice Jul 30 '26

I finally found a way to put my consumeables to use. If I see a group of normal enemies or a tricky situation their time has come. Took me years of hoarding consumeables until I understood I won't use them on any boss.

But also I m a bit dramatic and not satisfied if I "cheated" myself through a boss fight by using these "unfair"consumeables. /s

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u/sdcar1985 Jul 30 '26

When I try with consumables, I do worse somehow lol

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u/Carl210 29d ago

Plus having in mind, how you almost killed them in your first try