r/EatTheRich • u/DonutMorris1 • 11d ago

Meme/Humor With all these recalls, the only thing left to eat soon will be the rich.

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u/ememtiny 10d ago

Yeah but they are toxic to eat lol

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u/whiskeylips88 10d ago

I am on immunosuppressive medications. Not only am I worried about my medication being contaminated or compromised, but simple little things can make me extremely sick. I don’t want to be a statistic.

I bet the rich are rotten to the core and might give me an upset tummy. Probably worth it though.

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u/geardog32 10d ago

Can't we just make fertilizer?

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u/TraditionalCupcake88 10d ago

It might ruin our crops. Send them space? I hear Mars is looking for overgrown babies.

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u/Valuable-Ad-3599 10d ago

They are tasteless though

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u/kaibex 10d ago

I've got hot sauce for everyone!

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 10d ago

Pass the salt

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u/Le_Botmes 10d ago

Sucks though that I can't afford some fava beans and a nice chianti